Creature lives in a woman's ear

[DarkSovereignty]

Because no one would be able to film it without having major icky feelings. You think Human Centipede is bad...this movie would be banned in every country. People would have bootleg copies and invite friends over to see how long they can watch

...and just when you think its over and you washed the spiders from your ears.....

Doctor:" Mr Hale. You must come down to my office immediately."
Hale:"Why whats wrong?"
Doctor:"The spider we pulled from your ear....it was female...and was pregnant"
Hale:"Was pregnant?"
Doctor:"It laid its eggs in your ear."


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

cut to black: SPIDEARS! ::cue random interchangeable sreamo song::

 

[Pink Ranger]

Because no one would be able to film it without having major icky feelings. You think Human Centipede is bad...this movie would be banned in every country. People would have bootleg copies and invite friends over to see how long they can watch

...and just when you think its over and you washed the spiders from your ears.....

Doctor:" Mr Hale. You must come down to my office immediately."
Hale:"Why whats wrong?"
Doctor:"The spider we pulled from your ear....it was female...and was pregnant"
Hale:"Was pregnant?"
Doctor:"It laid its eggs in your ear."


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Here is how I see the franchise shaping up:

Earspiders
Earspiders 2: Hear No Evil
Earspiders 3: The Earening
Earspiders 4: Brainspawn
Earspiders 5: Jenna Jameson vs. Arachnopussy (inevitable porn version)

 

[terry78]

cut to black: SPIDEARS! ::cue random interchangeable sreamo song::

I think you may have just created the newest Pokemon.

Spidear, i choose you.....gahhh, you don't belong in there!

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Nidoking would be f***ed. he had some big ol' ears.

 

[Hotwire]

Um...

Just go ahead and forget sleeping for the next few days!

Woman Has Spider Living In HER EAR For FIVE F***ING DAYS!!!


http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/doctors-remove-spider-hiding-woman-ear-canal-195029859.html

 

[roach]

Here is how I see the franchise shaping up:

Earspiders
Earspiders 2: Hear No Evil
Earspiders 3: The Earening
Earspiders 4: Brainspawn
Earspiders 5: Jenna Jameson vs. Arachnopussy (inevitable porn version)

Doctor:"The spider we pulled out of your head was just a baby?"
Man:"If its a baby wheres the mother?"

Man's head explodes as massive mother spider emerges from the red pulp

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Starring Dean Cain, Cassidy Freeman and Judd Nelson as Sherrif Mills.

 

[Xeno]

It doesn't really have anything to do with hygiene.

They probably like clean ears better, anyway. More space....

 

[roach]

Starring Dean Cain, Cassidy Freeman and Judd Nelson as Sherrif Mills.

SyFy Channel presents
Roger Corman's Earspider vs Nasal Scorpion

 

[craigdbfan]

I can't begin to describe how disgusting I find this entire situation to be. Poor woman.

 

[roach]

Imagine the doctor looking in her ear and seeing the spider

Doctor:"Let's just have a look...JESUS H CHRIST ON A POGOSTICK...is that...is that a OH HELL NO....WTF....."
Woman:"Whats wrong?"

 

[Pink Ranger]

On the bright side, mosquitoes and flies would be scared to go near you.

SyFy Channel presents
Roger Corman's Earspider vs Nasal Scorpion (aka Anne Coulter)

fixed

 

[Morning Root]

D'awww. It was looking for a nice, warm place to live in.

 

[:eek:]

Well, I rather have a spider in my ear than worms in my eyes or my brain.

 

[TheGuy]

eehhh. yayks!

 

[kane9321]

my ear is itching....

 

[Asteroid-Man]

Mother of God... My apartment is infested with spiders... no idea how I'm supposed to go back at the end of the month after reading this.

Matt not going like this thread

should go back to my spider avatar

Haha, Morg did you go to the University of Tarzan? I think you're missing a few words.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

I think you may have just created the newest Pokemon.

Spidear, i choose you.....gahhh, you don't belong in there!

I think I'm gonna print off a list of your posts and read them whenever I'm feeling not-happy. (I never feel sad. I'm a real man. Ya, fireworks... yeah boobs... racecars, yeah... nachos and other manly stuff!)