Yo, I'll tell you what Ron wants, what he really really wants,
So tell me what Ron wants, what he really really wants,
I'll tell you what Ron wants, what he really really wants,
So tell me what Ron wants, what he really really wants,
He wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you want a future forget your past,
If you wanna get with Xenu better make it fast,
Now don't go wasting that precious time,
Get your Thetan right it could be just fine
I'll tell you what Ron wants, what he really really wants,
So tell me what Ron wants, what he really really wants,
He wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard, you gotta get with Xenu friends,
Make it last forever 'cuz Xenu never ends,
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard, you have got to give,
Taking is so easy, but that's the way it is.
What do you think about Tom now you know how he feels,
Say you can handle Ron's love are you for real,
He won't be hasty, he'll give you a try
If you're really glib to him then he'll say goodbye.
Yo I'll tell you what Tom wants, what he really really wants,
So tell me what Tom wants, what he really really wants,
He wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha.
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard, you gotta get with Xenu friends,
Make it last forever 'cuz Xenu never ends,
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard, you have got to give,
Faking is so easy, but that's the way it is.
So here's a story from A to N, you wanna get with Ron
you gotta take it all in,
We got Tom C. in the place who likes it in your face,
we got G like Kirstie who likes it on an
Johnny T doesn't come for free, he's a real OG,
and as for me..ah you'll see,
Slam your sanity down and wind it all around
Slam your belief down and wind it all around.
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard, you gotta get with Xenu friends,
Make it last forever 'cuz Xenu never ends,
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard, you have got to give,
Making up religion's easy, but that's the way it is.
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard, you gotta, you gotta, you
gotta,
you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam
Slam your faith down and wind it all around.
Slam your brain down and wind it all around.
Slam your gullibility down and wind it all around.
Slam your trust down zigazig ah
If you wanna meet Ron Hubbard.
jag