"Cryptic" Unsolved Suicide Note

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Teenage Suicide; Cryptic Signature Leave Authorities Guessing.
Miami, FL.
Trent Boozle.

A suicide note left by a troubled South Florida teen has sparked a extensive investigation into the meaning or identity of "kthxbai".

The parents of the teen have expressed nothing but puzzlement at the bizarre signature supposedly left by their son of seventeen years. "[our son] was always a good kid." The boys mother said during an interview, "though he did spend all of his time sitting at his computer".

The case, which was originally concluded to be an obvious suicide, has recently been re-opened after the parents demanded a more in-depth investigation considering the seemingly random group of letters the teen used to sign his final farewell.

"At first we thought it was some kind of 'word jumble' our boy left us in his final farewell", said the boys father, "We spent two weeks trying to figure it out, but it led us no where."

Extensive Investigation
The Miami Police Dept. have enlisted the assistance of their computer crimes task force to find out if there is more to this situation than a standard suicide.

"This is one of the harder tasks that we've dealt with here, simply because the only person who knows
what these letters, [kthxbai], mean has taken this knowledge to the grave", states Felicia Reven, lead detective of the Computer Crimes Task Force in Miami.

Currently, the Miami P.D. has five Detectives from the Computer Crime Task Force utilizing the majority of their high-tech machines to track down and decipher the 'code', and they estimate that it could take up to six weeks before they see any results.

For now, authorities are asking that anyone with any knowledge about the meaning or identity of "kthxbai" to please come forward. Any information on the case can be direct to the Miami Police Dept. Computer Crimes Unit by clicking Here.

I'm going to hell for laughing. I know it. I just know it.
 
You'll be having to save me a seat in hell, that's for sure.
 
Well, I guess i'm going to hell...fell out of my seat laughing at this.
 
Well if he was about to commit suicide, I doubt he would have been thinking straight and his spelling sure wouldn't have been great.
 
I love how people still fall for these articles.
 
unsourced articles are awesome!

AznBABYBANDIT said:
kthxbai means...

Okay, thanks for everything... Bye!
no. it's rude and sarcastic. more like, okay stop talking to me.
kthxbai.
 
sinewave said:
onion.com, right?
It was actually the first thing I was looking for. I sincerely doubt anybody thought it was legit.
 
Harlekin said:
It was actually the first thing I was looking for. I sincerely doubt anybody thought it was legit.
Mixairian said:
I'm going to hell for laughing. I know it. I just know it.
Harlekin said:
You'll be having to save me a seat in hell, that's for sure.
vindrow said:
Well, I guess i'm going to hell...fell out of my seat laughing at this.
TKing said:
Well if he was about to commit suicide, I doubt he would have been thinking straight and his spelling sure wouldn't have been great.

I don't doubt it.
 
I really hope that's true because that's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.

See you in Hell. :up:
 
Dear Mom and Dad.

I can't take this world anymore. It's so harsh and cold. My heart longs to no longer beat. Emo, Emo, Emo. I feel nothing but a sheer gust of black wind through my veins. I must free the wind....emo, emo, emo.

KTHXBAI.
 
Calvin said:
I don't doubt it.



Hey, don't you be quoting me, boy:woot:




Hehe...who cares if its real or not...still funny though.
 
I doubt it's real but internet culture always provides me a chuckle.
 
Whoever wrote that should or does write for theonion. :o
 
I thought it might be fake after looking at "kthxbai," but it was pretty much confirmed after "We spent two weeks trying to figure it out, but it led us no where." No one is that stupid.

Looked back up at the link, folks.It leads back to another forum with this article posted. There's no source.
 

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