Dad cooks baby in microwave

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Then he eats her! Ok maybe not but read on.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/05/22/baby.in.microwave.ap/index.html


GALVESTON, Texas (AP) -- A baby girl was released from a hospital 11 days after police say she was burned in a motel microwave oven.

The infant's mother blamed the devil for what happened, saying Satan compelled her husband to put the baby in the microwave. The devil "saw my husband as a threat" because of his efforts to become a preacher, Eva Marie Mauldin, 20, told Houston television station KHOU.

"He would never do anything to hurt her," she said. "Satan was working through his weaknesses."

Mauldin said that her husband had a mental disability and that her efforts to get him help have failed.

Doctors at the Shriners Burn Hospital performed at least two skin grafts on 2-month-old Ana Marie Mauldin, who suffered burns on her face and hand May 10. She was released Monday and placed in foster care, and a custody hearing was scheduled later this week.

The baby's father, Joshua Mauldin, 19, was arraigned Tuesday on a charge of felony injury to a child and was jailed on $250,000 bond. If found guilty, he could face 99 years in prison.

Mauldin, of Warren, Arkansas, went to Galveston with his family this month to be a preacher, authorities said. When he first called 911, he said the baby had been burned when he tripped while carrying a pot of hot water in their motel room, police said.

But during a bail reduction hearing, a police detective testified that Mauldin also put the baby in a refrigerator and a hotel room safe.

Left alone in the room, he "became agitated," Galveston Police Detective Holly Johnson said. Then, he struck the baby in the groin on a hotel bed before putting her in the appliances and safe, she said.

He later told police he put his daughter in the microwave because he was under stress. Police said the infant was in the oven for 10 to 20 seconds while her mother and grandmother were away. Investigators found human tissue in the microwave that matched the burns on the left side of the girl's face and her left hand.

Baby Ana Marie did not suffer any internal injuries, said Gwen Carter, spokeswoman for Child Protective Services. She said the child is now "doing really well, making eye contact and was responsive to hospital staff when they held her."
 
oh god:(

not cool, i feel bad for that little girl, ****ing religious nuts!
 
i... um...

wow.

seriously, having a child should not be considered a universal human right.
 
so the mother is a 20 year old religious fanatic while the father is a 19 year old with a mental disability. anyone else think there ought to be some sort of national standard parents have to meet before being allowed to procreate?
 
thats f**ked up
 
I don't know what to think about that. Neither of the parents sound all that sane, so I can't really get as angry as I normally would, but they could just be saying that as a ruse.
 
The guys a tard with a history for tarding out. You'd be cutting him some slack though if only he had drowned five more of them in a bathtub.
 
That's outrageous! I can't believe these....oh...wait....it was in Texas. Never mind.

jag
 
so the mother is a 20 year old religious fanatic while the father is a 19 year old with a mental disability. anyone else think there ought to be some sort of national standard parents have to meet before being allowed to procreate?


Keanu Reeves said it best in Parenthood:
You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming ******* be a father.
 
This is why so many people are turning against religion. **** like this makes my skin crawl...and my stomach turn.

And I can't believe that heifa tried to defend her man like that. Her ass is probably a conspirator! :down
 
Wow. That's...I dunno what to say.


Glad the baby's ok. :up:
 
Don't put the poor wannabe preacher in prison for 99 years. He's as much a victim as the baby!
But Satan in prison for 99 years!
Or, until God finally decides to exert some of that omnipotence and put an end to Satan's reign of evil!
 
Don't put the poor wannabe preacher in prison for 99 years. He's as much a victim as the baby!
But Satan in prison for 99 years!
Or, until God finally decides to exert some of that omnipotence and put an end to Satan's reign of evil!


Are you kidding me? Satan has the best lawyers.
 
this sorta reminded me of Andrea Yates(sp?)
 
We do this stuff in Texas all the time. We think its cute for some reason.

We're just a bunch of silly ol' dancin' boys. Real southern made boot wearers and we like our babies as pipin' hot as our chili.
 
What the hell kind of weird game was that guy playing?

"Let's play what-will-the-baby-fit-in today!"
 
I am not being insensitive, but isn't there a joke about a baby in the microwave?

This is ridonkulous.
 
I am not being insensitive, but isn't there a joke about a baby in the microwave?

This is ridonkulous.

The joke is how long you have to wait to cook a baby in a conventional oven. Twenty minutes a pound?!?

The microwave is the only sensible way to cook your babies if you're hungry and possessed by the devil.
 

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