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Dammit Clippy stop killing threads! :cmad:

Besides, I didn't get the job.
 
Be the first into the Gif thread like I was recently, then I'll be impressed. (:
 
I am freakin' dying of an allergy to, and this I am not making up, "The Semen Tree."
 
Yesterday one of the psychs played pocket pool befoe breaking a staff member's arm. Today an elderly gentleman with aids was smearing feces everywhere.

What is a "Semen Tree?"
 
At my job (I'm a concierge at a building in SOHO, Manhattan) in the lobby where the front desk is we've always had some kind of floral arrangement. Orchids, roses... That kind of stuff. Mon. they brought in a new arrangement. It was supposedly cherry blossoms. Now at first no big whoop other than the sheer size of this thing. It was so big they put it right behind the front desk chair rather than on the desk itself. Again, no problem on Mon. nite. The flowering buds had not yet opened. When I come in Thur. nite. The flowers had opened and the lobby smelled like a mix between a horny 14 year old boys gym sock and an unclean vagina. I get a massive sinus headache, irritated eyes and a hacking cough. Remember, this thing is right behind my chair and it's huge, and it stinks to high heaven. The next nite my coughing and sinus problem is even worse and the smell has not let up. There's a wife of a resident and she picks these things out and, after some quick Googling I learn that this is not Cherry Blossom but the Bradford Pear, Pyrus calleryan, AKA "the semen tree" for it's overpowering stench and it's fragrant similarity to human ejaculate. I am feeling so sick that I wasn't sure if I could make it in tonite, but with a man short cuz of vacation I had to come in. They couldn't find anyone else. Thankfully, finally, after 5 days, they threw the branches out. I still feel incredibly sick, but hopefully things will subside. Hopefully.
 
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/bradford-pear-tree-semen-sex-smell-2013-4

The trees were planted all throughout New York in the 1960s because they are hard to kill — they grow fast and can thrive in tough conditions. People also think they are pretty. In the eastern United States, they are considered an invasive species because of their prevalence.
Everything we smell — from bananas to pine needles — comes from molecules, usually made of volatile chemicals, meaning chemicals that evaporate easily. The molecules evaporate from the food or flower and travel into your nose, where they bind with receptors in our nose.
The compounds that make the Bradford Pear tree’s flowers smell are likely due to a type of chemical called amines, Dr. Eloy Rodriguez, a professor of plant biology at Cornell University, told Business Insider.
We come in contact with the smell of amines every day in the form of body odors, like under the arm pits.
 
What's the manip?

Oh and Superman Prime, that didn't take long for you to put Cap'n Jack up there, did it? :woot:
 
Im not sure if i want to post it...I mean...Im laughing at it ...lmao...yes...I laugh at my own work... :oldrazz:
 
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I worked my ass off doing this manip and doing different versions of it...so... yeah... I did a lot of tweeking here and there...
 
Good morning to all you wonderful people out there! God bless you all! Praise the Lord for this new day!! Have a great weekend everyone
 
10 what? They're 5 1/2 years apart if you mean years. But they don't feel like games in the same generation.
Years is the thing you gave numbers for, so of course I mean 10 years
 
Years is the thing you gave numbers for, so of course I mean 10 years
Well as I said it's not 10 years..it's 5. That's why I questioned if you meant something else.
 
Well as I said it's not 10 years..it's 5. That's why I questioned if you meant something else.
I know the difference in time between releases
To say it feels like Oblivion is made 30 years before make it sound like the NES is such a masterful engine, or maybe the Atari 5200 is the amazing device i you want to go a little earlier
 
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