Dan Slott Facts!!

[deemar325]

Like the Immortal Chuck Norris, Dan Slott is an AMERICAN TREASURE! So lets honor him with facts and trivia of his greatness!!!

 

[Kevin]

Dan Slott's she-hulk is the best she-hulk ever!!!!

 

[deemar325]

When Dan was a intern at Marvel he bumped into Jim Shooter while delivering coffee to the staff, Shooter belittled him and nearly fired him the only reason he didn't was because Dan blurted out "Sorry Mr.Shooter I was in a hurry it's like a Infinity Gauntlet in this office." To which it sparked an idea in the Shootman so beginnith the legend of SLOTT!!!

 

[Dread]

Dan Slott facts:

- Has actually been working in the industry at least a decade.

- Made a name for himself on REN & STIMPY and LOONEY TOONS comics, becoming a bit typecast as the "funny animal" writer.

- Has worked for DC on the aforementioned Toons as well as writing comics based in the Bruce Timm BATMAN: NEW DARK KNIGHT ADVENTURES animated universe. He also wrote the darker, acclaimed ARKHAM ASYLUM to shake off that typecast.

- Got his foot in the door by lying about his age to "pretend" to be a college student to get an internship when he already had graduated college. He did this so he could make connections. When Marvel wanted to hire him, he revealed the ruse and got a job there.

- Is a poster at Super Hero Hype.

 

[deemar325]

Good stuff Dread.

Now make up some ficticous fun facts.

 

[Tropico]

Dan Slott's last name has been the butt of many jokes, it's speculated that House of M's conclusion was inspired when Dan said "No more funny guy!" and the co-worker vanished into thin air.

 

[Dread]

Good stuff Dread.

Now make up some ficticous fun facts.

How about this?

- After a secret meeting with Steve Ditko, now has full legal ownership of Squirrel Girl.

 

[Zoken]

hype Poster Varient has a small shrine to Slott and Ditko hidden somewhere on his person... or possibly in his person.

 

[deemar325]

The movie 'Twins' starring Swartnegger and Danny DeVito was based on Dan and Brian Bendis they are infact twins only Bendis is the left over DNA which lead to crappy continuity in his stories and decompression, while Dan Slott is the combination of the best DNA from Stan Lee, Frank Miller, Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko. Bendis got the bad genes, Ego and over use of word ballons (Stan) drawn out arcs and overt grittiness (Frank) repetitive ideas and self righteousness (Jack) Smugness (Ditko)

 

[deemar325]

How about this?

- After a secret meeting with Steve Ditko, now has full legal ownership of Squirrel Girl.

t:

 

[Darthphere]

Dan Slott puts the lotion in the basket.

Dan Slott challenged Chuck Austen to a wrestling match, Chuck Austen died.

Dan Slott once mutilated a man's face then threw acid on his face, thus the Great White Shark was born.

Dan Slott actually finishes She-Hulk 3 weeks early, he just likes keeping us in suspense.

Dan Slott actually wrote the screenplay to Encino Man.

 

[Darthphere]

Dan Slott skips foreplay, he is beyond that.

Dan Slott is so in continuity, he's out of continuity.

Dan Slott is really Stu Cicero. He is also dead.

Dan Slott won a no-prize, why? Because he's Dan Slott.

Dan Slott is the goddamn Batman.

Dan Slott's name actually stands for France.

Dan Slott has been unmasked 337 times, one shy of Ultimate Spider-Man's record.

Dan Slott didn't kill Monkey Joe, he simply wished him out of GLA.

Dan Slott is and always has been Paste Pot Pete.

 

[Harlekin]

Dan Slott was the first man to ride on a dinosaur. Yes, even before Jesus.

 

[roach]

Dan Slott is the Beyonder
Dan Slott is the all time champion of Beerfest
Dan Slott is actually a supersoldier from WW2 who single handedly won the war when he wrote a comic so glorious Hitler killed himself when he read it because he was not worthy, he became suspended in animation when the government decided they didnt need him anymore and then when public outcry for continuity reach an all time high they thawed him out.

Dan Slott knows whats the Rock is cooking and decides it needs more oregano
Dan Slott will bring balance to the Force

 

[Xothermic]

Whatever happened to Big Max Comics or was that a one-shot? If it was, why was it called Big Max Comics #1.

 

[Brainiac 8]

Dan Slott is really Joe Q in disguise.
Dan Slott is the real Slim Shadey.
Dan Slott was the real brains behind the Lincoln assassination.

 

[Elijya]

The movie 'Twins' starring Swartnegger and Danny DeVito was based on Dan and Brian Bendis they are infact twins only Bendis is the left over DNA which lead to crappy continuity in his stories and decompression, while Dan Slott is the combination of the best DNA from Stan Lee, Frank Miller, Jack Kirby and Steve Ditko. Bendis got the bad genes, Ego and over use of word ballons (Stan) drawn out arcs and overt grittiness (Frank) repetitive ideas and self righteousness (Jack) Smugness (Ditko)

ouch. Are you insulting Bendis, or Stan, Steve, Jack, and Frank?

 

[Elijya]

Whatever happened to Big Max Comics or was that a one-shot? If it was, why was it called Big Max Comics #1.

it was a one-shot he did several years ago that they only just published now. I'm sure Dan would love to do more, though

 

[Darthphere]

Dan Slott can't go Back to the Future, because thats a paradox.

 

[Tropico]

The mother****ing snakes got into the mother****ing plane because Dan Slott told them to get out of the mother****ing airport.

 

[Eros]

Dan Slott steered down God, and God blinked first.

 

[roach]

Dan Slott....Just Because

 

[Galact-Gal]

Dan Slott...the pinnacle of human evolution!

 

[Tokyo Vigilante #1]

After another night with his usual girls of the evening, Slott pitched the "burning bush" idea to God. The Bible snowballed from there.

 

[Killgore]

Dan Slott shot a sideways glance at his Wii remote, causing the strap to instantaneously break and sent the controller flying at such a high speed that it broke the time space continuum, traveled back in time 65 million years to the Cretaceous period, collided with the earth and killed all the dinosaurs.