Darth Vader robs bank

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Don't get any ideas Hypesters! :cwink:

A lot of robbers use force. This one used the Force.

A bandit decked out in a Darth Vader costume strolled into a Long Island bank on Thursday - and walked out with a wad of cash.

The villain looked ready for Halloween, wearing the "Star Wars" scoundrel's signature mask and sweeping black cape.

He lost some authenticity points for a pair of camouflage pants.

The getup struck one customer as so funny that he started joshing with the Darth Robber after he strode into the Chase bank in Setauket.

"The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery," said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.

But Darth wasn't kidding - and he wasn't going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.

He won a "shoving match" against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.

Cops released a surveillance camera image yesterday showing Darth at the teller counter, loading bills into a bag, while the customer cowers on the floor.

The fake Darth made a quick-footed getaway, and the bank was still checking its drawers late yesterday to figure out how large his take was, Lamb said.

It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, NYPD cops arrested a man dubbed the "Bouquet Bandit," saying he brought flowers and potted plants into banks he robbed.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_...ers_carrying_in_li_stickup.html#ixzz0uVpKH99d

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Well, if some punk ass teenagers would stop blowing up the Death Star. This would've never happened.
 
now The Force will be with him, at least in pursuit
 
One day in a future far far away, this guy will be on the world's dumbest criminals.
 
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"I have you now."

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"Security cameras do not concern me, I want that cash. Not excuses."
 
The fact that he's sporting the cape is what makes it so unbelievable for me.
 
I don't blame him, he does need to come up with a combined 32 years of child support
 
Who the hell would he be paying? Padme is dead and both Leia and Luke's adoptive parents he killed.
 
Who the hell would he be paying? Padme is dead and both Leia and Luke's adoptive parents he killed.
He'll be paying the children obviously ruling for the parents and they are the executors. Dont think vader's the first guy to blow up a planet to get out of paying child support
 
Well, he should be easy to find. I mean we know where his hide-out is!

I'm just curious why he needed the gun? Shouldn't he have just Jedi Mind Tricked the teller into handing over the money?
 
I guess that's one way the Empire can pay for another Death Star.
 
Well, he should be easy to find. I mean we know where his hide-out is!

I'm just curious why he needed the gun? Shouldn't he have just Jedi Mind Tricked the teller into handing over the money?


Vader's too OG for the Jedi Mind Trick
 
HAHA!

Seriously, how can you not laugh at a guy walking into a bank like that? I mean yeah, he has a gun pointed at you, b-but.. but... he's robbing a bank as Darth Vader! :lmao:
 
"Where is my money? Is it safe? Is it all right?"

"It seems...in your anger....you spent it....on donations to PETA."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
"Where is my money? Is it safe? Is it all right?"

"It seems...in your anger....you spent it....on donations to PETA."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

:lmao: :lmao:
 
You know those users that come on here and make threads about being real-life superheroes? The ones we generally mocked?

This guy was one of them; we just pushed him too far.:awesome:
 
You know those users that come on here and make threads about being real-life superheroes? The ones we generally mocked?

This guy was one of them; we just pushed him too far.:awesome:
He's not a full out geek though. He's not even wearing Vader's pants.
 

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