Day 1

[Malice]

January 20th, 2009 - Malice gets sworn in, and drives to the White House demanding the following people to join him.

1 - Treasury Dept - Federal Reserve Chairman - IRS Head - Federal Trade Commission

"OK guys...."
hands them a 100 or so pamphlet
"This is the Fair Tax and I want you all to join me in supporting it and I mean PUBLICCALL, if you dont, your fired."

"next item in the agenda"

The Joint Chiefs come in to discuss Iraq and Afganistan...

"I want us out soon, what do we need to do to get Iraq in charge of Iraq?"

"next item in the agenda"

....

 

[SuBe]

If you keep this up, everyday, it could be a lot of fun.

 

[jaguarr]

You'd drive yourself to the White House?

jag

 

[Malice]

You'd drive yourself to the White House?

jag

You damn right....in a full blown, fully armed M1A1 Abrams Tank

 

[jaguarr]

You damn right....in a full blown, fully armed M1A1 Abrams Tank

Oh, so you're a supporter of Big Oil?

:assassinationattempt:

jag

 

[Malice]

Oh, so you're a supporter of Big Oil?

:assassinationattempt:

jag

HAHA
Thats funny....

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

can you pile drive Ben Bernanke in the Oval Office as a warning sign to the others?

 

[Paradoxium]

can you pile drive Ben Bernanke in the Oval Office as a warning sign to the others?

Drive over him and back into him again... you know just to be sure

 

[The Senator]

Senator Spice files impeachment charges against President Malice. We didn't impeach the last president, so we want to make sure we're on top of the game this time... you know, pre-emptively.

 

[Malice]

Senator Spice files impeachment charges against President Malice. We didn't impeach the last president, so we want to make sure we're on top of the game this time... you know, pre-emptively.

Try baby try!

 

[SuBe]

Supreme Court Justice SuBe overrules the Impeachment Process, as we no longer accept the Constitution, we are now a Malicocracy.

 

[jaguarr]

Can someone tell me which Spice Girl is Senator Spice?

jag

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

also, will there be pie?

 

[SuBe]

Can someone tell me which Spice Girl is Senator Spice?

jag

The Kool-Aid Spice...

 

[Malice]

Supreme Court Justice SuBe overrules the Impeachment Process, as we no longer accept the Constitution, we are now a Malicocracy.

Muahahah...

 

[rdh007]

Senator Spice files impeachment charges against President Malice. We didn't impeach the last president, so we want to make sure we're on top of the game this time... you know, pre-emptively.

Pre-emptively? What's the name of that doctrine again?

 

[The Senator]

Supreme Court Justice SuBe overrules the Impeachment Process, as we no longer accept the Constitution, we are now a Malicocracy.

Senator Spice uses his military connections to overthrow President Malice in a coup, and we are now governed under a Hughtopia where "House M.D." is the only show on television and "The Sophistication Song" is the only thing on the radio.

 

[The Senator]

Can someone tell me which Spice Girl is Senator Spice?

jag

The one with the penis.

 

[SuBe]

As long as Hugh Laurrie stays in Character, I'm cool with it.

 

[Marx]

Chief Justice Marx overrules Justice SuBe to carry Senator Spice's motion of impeachment proceedings.

 

[SuBe]

For one, that's not how it works in a Malicocracy, and 2, Senator Jman Spice just lead a powerful coup against the Imperial Government of Malice. Your Overrulling of my impeachment proceedings means nothing against the powers of the Hugh Laurrie.

 

[Marx]

For one, that's not how it works in a Malicocracy, and 2, Senator Jman Spice just lead a powerful coup against the Imperial Government of Malice. Your Overrulling of my impeachment proceedings means nothing against the powers of the Hugh Laurrie.

 

[The Senator]

For one, that's not how it works in a Malicocracy, and 2, Senator Jman Spice just lead a powerful coup against the Imperial Government of Malice. Your Overrulling of my impeachment proceedings means nothing against the powers of the Hugh Laurrie.

Exactly. Hugh Laurie will dissolve the Supreme Court and replace them with three professionals whom he will bicker with and demean for forty-eight minutes each week as he solves a prominent political crisis.

 

[Marx]

Exactly. Hugh Laurie will dissolve the Supreme Court and replace them with three professionals whom he will bicker with and demean for forty-eight minutes each week as he solves a prominent political crisis.

Then I would suggest you organize a better coup.

 

[The Senator]

Then I would suggest you organize a better coup.

Ah, but he always solves the issues facing the nation, even if his methods are unconventional.