Dear Good People

[Darren Daring]

Stop not being on when I stop in. This means you, jackcool. Also, to make this a real thread I set a date for my wedding, June 24th, 2007. None of you are invited. Except Mary and Tuk, but only if they go as each other's dates.

 

[Drakon]

Fine, I see how it is.


And congrats, even though you smell like pudding.

 

[Darren Daring]

Man, I could use some pudding right now

 

[Drakon]

This thread needs more "D"

 

[Dick Dynamite]

And whoop there it is.

 

[bored]

Brilliance.

 

[deemar325]

Congrats and goooood Luuucck!!!

 

[Drakon]

Brilliance.

What is?

 

[Darren Daring]

me, usually.

 

[Hades]

So is Darring Darry spiderfreddie or Brodie. I can't remember.

 

[user123456789]

And whoop there it is.

are u really Drakon?

 

[Drakon]

Yes, that's really me.

 

[user123456789]

Yes, that's really me.

*Print Screen*

 

[Master Chief]

Not like it's a secret.

 

[Drakon]

He missed that entire time period. Besides, it's not like I post with DD all the time.

 

[Master Chief]

oh.

and brodie, get hardcore wasted during the honeymoon night. Actually, sober through that is better. Do it at the reception. Or even the ceremony itself. Or even before the ceremony. Do it now.

 

[user123456789]

He missed that entire time period. Besides, it's not like I post with DD all the time.

wait you weren't kidding?

 

[Drakon]

No, that really, honestly, truely and seriously is me.

 

[Da Docta]

This thread needs more "D"

When does the new layout come out?

 

[DOG LIPS]

When does the new layout come out?

Soon I hope.

 

[Drakon]

When does the new layout come out?

They aren't. Well, not necessarily. What I showed you was just stuff I was doing with my own material, on my own time. If you really wanna know, you'd have to ask Mirko. He says he's interested in the idea.


Sorry, Brodie, I didn't mean to spam up your thread.

 

[Abaddon]

don't throw rice on your wedding day. It kills da boids.

 

[bored]

What is?

Dick Dynamite, with the "I'm actually Drakon" sig. I was amused.

 

[Drakon]

Ah. I thought that's what you meant.

 

[Slipknot]

I can see it now...

George: Brodie Bruce
Susan: Female Brodie
Jerry: Tukiluka
Elaine: Toven
Kramer: Wilhelm-Scream

Susan: Hi.
Clerk: Hi.. May I help you?
Susan: Yes, we'd like some wedding invitations.
Clerk: Ohh! Well...Congratulations
Susan: (happily) Thank you.
George: (mildly embarrassed) yeah.. Thank you.
Clerk: When 's the wedding?
Susan: June
George: late June.
Clerk: Oh! Well, we have quite a few to pick from (turns around and picks up a huge binder) They're arranged in order of price, the most expensive are in the front.
George takes the binder and feigns browsing and flips right to the last page.
George: He..hmmm. humm...What about this one.
Clerk: Hmmm,..to tell you the truth they haven't manufactured that one for a number of years. I might have couple of boxes left in our warehouse in New Jersey. I'd have to check.
Susan: Oh! no. George that's so ugly we don't want that.
George: What's the difference you just read it and mail it right back. These we'll do.
Susan: Why don't they make'em anymore?
Clerk: Well.. For one thing the glue isn't very adhesive. It takes a lot of moisture to make them stick.
George: So we pick up some Elmers.
Susan: (disappointed) All right. You see what I do for you.

Later on...

Phone rings, Jerry picks it up.
Jerry: Hello. Oh! Hi George.......What! ..really! All right I'll call Elaine, we'll meet you down there.
Kramer: What happened?
Jerry: They just took Susan to the Hospital.
At the hospital.
Jerry: So she was just lying there.
George: Tsss...Yeah..
Elaine: I wonder what happened?
George: I don't know....hmmm ha! here's the doctor.
Doctor: Excuse me, Are you the husband?
George: Well, not yet.. Fiancé.
Doctor: Well, I'm sorry.....She's gone.
George: .........What's that?...
Doctor: She expired.
George: ...Are you sure?
Doctor: Yes, of course.
George: So.....She's dead?
Doctor: Yes.
George: ...Huh!
Doctor: Let me ask you; Had she been exposed to any kind of inexpensive glue?
George: ...Why?
Doctor: We found traces of a certain toxic adhesive commonly found in very low priced envelopes.
George: Well she was sending out our wedding invitations.
Doctor: That's probably what did it.
George: We were expecting about two hundred people...Well...Thank you, thank you.
Doctor leaves, George returns to the others.
George: She's ahem....gone
Jerry: Dead?
Elaine: I'm so sorry George
Jerry: Yeah! me too
Kramer: Poor Lily..
Jerry: How did it happen?
George: Apparently the glue in the wedding invitations was a....toxic.
All: Aah!..
Kramer: Well that's weird
Jerry: So I guess, you're not getting married?
George: (embarrassed with a touch of unrestrained jubilation) Yes.