Dew k. Mosi Question Thread Part Two

[Enriquespy]

No.
Never.
Nyet.
Nein.

so 4 denials.... that means a yes?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Do penguins have knees?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Isn't it weird that if you rearange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Old enough for your organs to have failed naturally rather than from disease or injury

yes, because they contract to show a movie a set number of times and get fined if they don't

Yes, they are inside the body of the penguin

Pamper your cow and see. Put pampers on someone else's cow, you'll get jail time.

Well, they have the answers in the back of their book.

Yes, because it is the lifetime of the coffin, not of the occupant

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Are Batman and Lois Lane secretly screwing behind Clark's back?

No, Batman and Superman have their "Boys' Weekends" though

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I already knew that.

So...when do I get to break something?

Right now, start with your keyboard

 

[Sam Fisher]

No, Batman and Superman have their "Boys' Weekends" though

I thought Batman only dated Robin?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

so 4 denials.... that means a yes?

No it means no all over the world

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Right now, start with your keyboard

Then how do you expect me to type?

 

[Sam Fisher]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?

 

[Kebab gud]

why does bush want to start WW3?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I thought Batman only dated Robin?

Batman is NOT GAY

...Hmmm, well, he's just concerned for his friend...

Oh, now that's just taken out of context!

Whoa! Well, I...I...whoa...

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Ok, you win

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Then how do you expect me to type?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
What does it mean if you break a mirror with a rabbit's foot?

Because he's had so many close shaves

That you are being cruel to the rabbit

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

why does bush want to start WW3?

he doesn't want to, but he doesn't care if he does

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Are you one o' those Americans who eat a sandwich more than once a week for lunch?

 

[Sam Fisher]

Have you been here?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Are you one o' those Americans who eat a sandwich more than once a week for lunch?

No, I eat tacos alot though

 

[Ash J. Williams]

No, I eat tacos alot though

Nokado Taco Bell?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Have you been here?

I can't tell where that is. Picture is too small

 

[Sam Fisher]

I can't tell where that is. Picture is too small

Ok, how about here?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Nokado Taco Bell?

1. I think you mean yo quiero Taco Bell

2. No, I like Tortas Mexico

 

[Ash J. Williams]

1. I think you mean yo quiero Taco Bell

2. No, I like Tortas Mexico

1. I think nokado Taco Bell is better

2. Never heard of that Tortas Mexico place...

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Ok, how about here?

I have been on the trolley, but not that particular stop

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

1. I think nokado Taco Bell is better

2. Never heard of that Tortas Mexico place...

1. But that is nonsense

2. Well, that's why you are not eating it, and I am

 

[Ash J. Williams]

1. But that is nonsense

2. Well, that's why you are not eating it, and I am

1. Well, that's ok

2. I like Taqueria Las Vegas a lot

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

1. Well, that's ok

2. I like Taqueria Las Vegas a lot

that's good, do you have a question?