Did a Ghost Rape Me?

TLH

TLH

Hypnotized
Joined
Jun 27, 2006
Messages
4,428
Reaction score
0
Points
56
I'm not the sort of bloke that gets scared by paranormal things - probably because i think it's all a load of twaddle..So i do tend to come up with logical explainations for things that happen.. that was until last week.... <br>I woke up in the night to have my bed clothes pulled off me by an unseen force..my jammy bottoms were also yanked off just as i switched the bedside light on, just as i relised it wasn't my oversexed wife ( she was at work on nights) the 'invisble entity' grabbed and then started to 'fiddle with my twinkle' <br>Athough I writhed and bucked about and cried out 'give it to me baby' I found the whole thing a horrid experience.. <br>The only natural explaination i can think it could be is an realistic wet dream......... or did a ghost rape me?
Click to expand...

http://messages.yahoo.com/Science/A...?m=tm&bn=18934514&tid=763&mid=763&tof=2&frt=2
 
A ghost raped me once... I've been waiting every night for their return EVER SINCE!!!
 
Why am I not surprised?
 
I hear they are gentle lovers.
 
Don't be ridiculous. There is no such thing as ghosts.
Clearly it was someone wearing an invisibility cloak.
 
Star said:
Because... the same thing happened to you! It all makes sense!

Wanna split therapy costs?
Click to expand...

Pft, you're going to sleep your way to free therapy anyway.
 
Geez Bamf. Way to ruin a thread title. :down
 
Haha! My favorite response in that Yahoo thread:

"Yes. And they'll probably be back for anal next time, so be careful. -Daniel "

:lmao:

jag
 
I often wake up without my boxers on but I don't think it's because of anything paranormal.
 
Why can't this ever happen to me? I want a big sexy...sorry, yes, this is truely terrible. Damn ghosts going around raping people and such. :cmad:

Next they'll be stealin me chips ahoy. :cmadder:
 
I'm not the sort of bloke that gets scared by paranormal things - probably because i think it's all a load of twaddle..So i do tend to come up with logical explainations for things that happen.. that was until last week.... <br>I woke up in the night to have my bed clothes pulled off me by an unseen force..my jammy bottoms were also yanked off just as i switched the bedside light on, just as i relised it wasn't my oversexed wife ( she was at work on nights) the 'invisble entity' grabbed and then started to 'fiddle with my twinkle' <br>Athough I writhed and bucked about and cried out 'give it to me baby' I found the whole thing a horrid experience.. <br>The only natural explaination i can think it could be is an realistic wet dream......... or did a ghost rape me?
Click to expand...

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly...for a white guy.
 
The person will find out when the ghost comes back and tries to claim baby ghost child support payments.
 
Soooo, I guess Casper really IS friendly? REALLY friendly? :huh:

jag
 
Its okay Jag... you can ask for the address if you want to.
 
If by ghost you mean Darthphere, and by rape you mean tentacle rape, then yes.
 
Congratulations to that person, they have just become a part of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon. :o
 
Kevin Bacon, wanting to be 180 degrees with random hot chicks since 1999.
 
Notice to all hot lady ghosts: I live alone and I sleep naked.
 
I'm not the sort of bloke that gets scared by paranormal things - probably because i think it's all a load of twaddle..So i do tend to come up with logical explainations for things that happen.. that was until last week.... <br>I woke up in the night to have my bed clothes pulled off me by an unseen force..my jammy bottoms were also yanked off just as i switched the bedside light on, just as i relised it wasn't my oversexed wife ( she was at work on nights) the 'invisble entity' grabbed and then started to 'fiddle with my twinkle' <br>Athough I writhed and bucked about and cried out 'give it to me baby' I found the whole thing a horrid experience.. <br>The only natural explaination i can think it could be is an realistic wet dream......... or did a ghost rape me?
Click to expand...

:dry:
 
A ghost that needs that kind of action in the afterlife is the definition of nympho.

Is he sure is was a woman??DUH,DUH,DUM!!!!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)

Staff online

Members online

Total: 835 (members: 34, guests: 801)

Latest posts

Forum statistics

Threads
201,154
Messages
21,907,404
Members
45,704
Latest member
BMD

Share this page

Back
Top
monitoring_string = "afb8e5d7348ab9e99f73cba908f10802"