Did women really not know about shrinkage before Seinfeld?

[hammy]

The thread is about shrinkage. It should be more like

8=o

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[Ghostvirus]

I actually enjoy shrinkage. Making it smaller doesn't scare the ladies as much when I bring it out to play.................

 

[SouLeSS]

Even when I experience shrinkage I'm still below my knee's

 

[Monk]

There is one thing guys need to understand.

Women talk about EVERYTHING and they laugh about it all the time.

They think it's cute when there is shrinkage.

 

[hammy]

Guys should also know that a lot of women prefer men on the small side rather than the large side.

 

[hammy]

Or so I've heard.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I actually enjoy shrinkage. Making it smaller doesn't scare the ladies as much when I bring it out to play.................

It doesn't make that giant thud hitting the ground after a nice dip in the pool.

 

[Fran]

 

[knowsbleed]

And check this...men LOVE it when women don't shut up while we're trying to watch tv...its very stimulating.

 

[Monk]

Guys should also know that a lot of women prefer men on the small side rather than the large side.

He's easier to blackmail

His secret is safe with her, as long as he does what she wants him to do.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

You see it's like the penis is so big that....nevermind.

 

[hammy]

He's easier to blackmail

No. It's less painful.

 

[Badger]

 

[Ghostvirus]

It doesn't make that giant thud hitting the ground after a nice dip in the pool.

Yeah, the thud is cool, but if I have to walk around well... there can be significant chafing.

 

[Badger]

And check this...men LOVE it when women don't shut up while we're trying to watch tv...its very stimulating.

If my wife would do that, I could pound nails.

 

[Monk]

Yeah, the thud is cool, but if I have to walk around well... there can be significant chafing.

No problem, just wear one of these.

 

[Majik1387]

No. It's less painful.

And less pleasurable.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Dude! The C**k Cozey 5000!

 

[hammy]

And less pleasurable.

Do you have a cervix?

 

[Majik1387]

Nope, but butt sex isn't too different

 

[Monk]

Dude! The C**k Cozey 5000!

It slices! It Dices! It Massages!!

 

[hammy]

Nope, but butt sex isn't too different

Well, there's not stop sign, so I imagine it is.

 

[Badger]

Nope, but butt sex isn't too different

*clenches*



Uncalled for, serious foul.

 

[Monk]

Do you have a cervix?

Everybody does. The part of the body that connects the head to the rest of the body is also called the cervix.

 

[hammy]

That's the cervical spine. It's bonier.