Do you ever...y'know...worry about...y'know...the size of your...y'know..?

[Joker]

I don't know if me and my friends are weird but we've definitely all compared.... which actually, probably is weird... but oh well?

With girls, as far as I know, most people don't really like their boobs. If they're big, the girl wants them smaller, if they're small the girl wants it bigger, and I'm fairly sure that lots of people have weird nipple issues hahaha.

Please tell me you compared them by stripping down and rubbing them against each other...while covered in baby oil...

 

[Eggyman]

Yeah, what he said. That's exactly how it happened. The joint was full of manginas.




Well, I was going to say something obvious, like "leggo of my eggo" but I feared you'd might take it as sexual harrassment.

LOL! I've heard that one before, it killed the joke thought because they had to explain it to me. I'm English so had never seen the advert

 

[bullets]

I don't know if me and my friends are weird but we've definitely all compared.... which actually, probably is weird... but oh well?

With girls, as far as I know, most people don't really like their boobs. If they're big, the girl wants them smaller, if they're small the girl wants it bigger, and I'm fairly sure that lots of people have weird nipple issues hahaha.

I don't think its weird . Girls are way more self conscious.

If you need a judge I'd be more than happy to help . I'm all about helping people .. especially people with boobies

 

[Dorian Gray]

Please tell me you compared them by stripping down and rubbing them against each other...while covered in baby oil...

 

[Speedball]

Here is a neat fact I learned watching a bad show late at night:

A man's penis size has nothing to do with foot size! It is more correlated with the length of an outstretched palm measuring the distance from the tip of the thumb to the opposite side of the palm (a straight line down).

Wow...I'd say that's about right...

 

[chaseter]

I don't know if me and my friends are weird but we've definitely all compared.... which actually, probably is weird... but oh well?

With girls, as far as I know, most people don't really like their boobs. If they're big, the girl wants them smaller, if they're small the girl wants it bigger, and I'm fairly sure that lots of people have weird nipple issues hahaha.

Yea it's weird , the last thing I want to see if my best friends dingaling. We have told each other our sizes but never whipped em out and layed them side by side

 

[Fran]

Yea it's weird , the last thing I want to see if my best friends dingaling. We have told each other our sizes but never whipped em out and layed them side by side

Sure.

 

[Star]

I'm a girl, I was talking about boobs...

And no, it was not lesbian haha.

 

[Speedball]

ummm giving head is when a person does the act of oral on your penis... a guy can't give head to a girl, because they don't have a penis which has a "head" on top. I've never in my life, heard of a guy giving head to a girl... that sounds incredibly ******ed.

add to that... i hate when girls say they f***d a guy... never made sense to me...

Yeah that doesn't make sense, because they're usually...receiving...this is weird...

 

[chaseter]

Sure.

Fran wants to see my weiniet:

 

[bullets]

Once a friend asked me to compare and he had a ruler. There was no way I was gonna do that.

 

[PWN3R]

Yea it's weird , the last thing I want to see if my best friends dingaling. We have told each other our sizes but never whipped em out and layed them side by side

Wait...you don't..that's not...a normal thing to do....

.....crap.

 

[chaseter]

I'm a girl, I was talking about boobs...

And no, it was not lesbian haha.

You sounded like a man

But now that I pictured a bunch of womens comparing da ta-ta's...I'm all good nowt:

 

[chaseter]

Wait...you don't..that's not...a normal thing to do....

.....crap.

Spoiler

Fran wants to see mine

 

[Star]

How can you ''sound'' like a man over the internet ?? lol....

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

Here is a neat fact I learned watching a bad show late at night:

A man's penis size has nothing to do with foot size! It is more correlated with the length of an outstretched palm measuring the distance from the tip of the thumb to the opposite side of the palm (a straight line down).

Really? I had read that it measured from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger. Either way, it's not entirely accurate or "standard". What about men who are packing more than 10 inches? For example, There is no way you can get 11 or 12 inches from either vantage point, unless you're Ben Grimm or something else distorted.

A man's hands and feet are really not a good measuring...um, tool.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Yeah that doesn't make sense, because they're usually...receiving...this is weird...

i just really wanna know what girl has ever said they've "gotten head" cuz its sooo not a person's head down there.. its the penis head... unless that phrase is just never used one women period... cuz when i heard that i was like WTF? the girl wants him to be good at giving head?

 

[Fran]

Fran wants to see my weiniet:

Spoiler

Fran wants to see mine

Obsessed much?

 

[chaseter]

Really? I had read that it measured from the tip of the thumb to the tip of the middle finger. Either way, it's not entirely accurate or "standard". What about men who are packing more than 10 inches? For example, There is no way you can get 11 or 12 inches from either vantage point, unless you're Ben Grimm or something else distorted.

A man's hands and feet are really not a good measuring...um, tool.

Once again, black men were probably left out of this equation

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

We have told each other our sizes but never whipped em out and layed them side by side

For some reason, I am greatly comforted by knowing this.

 

[chaseter]

Obsessed much?

Or maybe I just want to show it to you

*as long as you buy me dinner and a movie

 

[Joker]

ummm giving head is when a person does the act of oral on your penis... a guy can't give head to a girl, because they don't have a penis which has a "head" on top. I've never in my life, heard of a guy giving head to a girl... that sounds incredibly ******ed.

add to that... i hate when girls say they f***d a guy... never made sense to me...

No it's not. *****tio or Cunnulingus can both be reffered to as giving head. The head of the penis is not what is being reffered to, it is the literal head of the person who is doing the act. If you've never heard of a guy giving a girl head, that's on you for apparently living a very sheltered life. Hell, even the movie Natural Born Killer reffers to it as such.

Hell, even Urban Dictionary has it...

1. giving head 193 up, 35 down
giving oral sex, usually used to describe giving it to a male, but could be either

Also, f**king is a two way street. A man can f**k a woman, and a woman can f**k a man, it just means sex.

 

[Fran]

Or maybe I just want to show it to you

*as long as you buy me dinner and a movie

 

[chaseter]

So your Batman...that means I have to be Robin

 

[terry78]

No it's not. *****tio or Cunnulingus can both be reffered to as giving head. The head of the penis is not what is being reffered to, it is the literal head of the person who is doing the act. If you've never heard of a guy giving a girl head, that's on you for apparently living a very sheltered life. Hell, even the movie Natural Born Killer reffers to it as such.

Hell, even Urban Dictionary has it...

1. giving head 193 up, 35 down
giving oral sex, usually used to describe giving it to a male, but could be either

Also, f**king is a two way street. A man can f**k a woman, and a woman can f**k a man, it just means sex.

If she's using a strap on, yeah. Otherwise, me doing the penetrating is me ****ing that biatch.