Doctor dressed as Captain America arrested with burrito in tights

"there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."

I've yet to try the "there's a burrito in my pants" pick-up line.
 
I wonder if Marvel going sue him for dressing like Cap?
 
heh . . . that about says it
 
It's chock full of beef. Wocka wocka wocka.
 
What? People acting stupid? Yeah, America has the monopoly on stupidity. Why can't we be more civilized and have riots at sporting events like many other countries?

:whatever:

LOL! If only riots at sporting events were the least of our problems. FYI we do have riots at sporting events. They just aren't pro events. They are little league.

Try again. You fail.
 
LOL! If only riots at sporting events were the least of our problems. FYI we do have riots at sporting events. They just aren't pro events. They are little league.

Try again. You fail.

Actually, you fail...at comprehending irony. I can explain it slowly if you'd like.
 
I don't think this guy was a moron, he just was guy out having a good time and used bad judgement. Now it's ruined his career and probably his life. He'll never live this down. Hope he saved more than he spent.
 
he molested with a burrito.... bwahahahhaaha
 
I love the word grope but not in conjunction with Captain America!
 
He'll probably lose his medical license to practice medicine because he had marajuana on hand. Captain America may face criminal sexual conduct charges due to his inappropriate behavior with the burrito. He should have been more cognizant of his surroundings, as well as his station in life. It really isn't very dignified or socially eloquent to do what he did in a public setting.
 
as if the character of captain america hasn't had enough crap compliments of mark millar
 

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