"there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's were asked to go outside for a possible identification."
Yep. That pretty much sums up America right now.
What? People acting stupid? Yeah, America has the monopoly on stupidity. Why can't we be more civilized and have riots at sporting events like many other countries?
LOL! If only riots at sporting events were the least of our problems. FYI we do have riots at sporting events. They just aren't pro events. They are little league.
Try again. You fail.