Does chewing gum make you more calm?

[enterthemadness]

Well?

 

[PhotoJones]

Not really. If I'm stressed out, I just chew harder and faster.

 

[terry78]

If it's pot gum, sure.

 

[black_dust]

Im pretty mellow and i chew all day so... dunno

 

[Captain_Death]

No, but it makes my breath smell nice.

 

[Halcohol]

Not if it's Nicorette. That ****'ll get you wired.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Not really. If I'm stressed out, I just chew harder and faster.

Yep. I've ended up with sharp lactic acid pained jaws, obliterating a gray lump of tasteless gum and stopped to ask "WTF am I doing?!?" and had to spit it out.
No peace found in gum.

 

[GunBlade]

It makes me extra sassy.

 

[terry78]

It makes me extra gassy.

I'm certain.

 

[thedeadite]

i tried nicorette once...biggest waste of money ever, i still wanted a cigarette like mad.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

It makes me extra sassy.

Do you place one hand on your hip, shake an index finger back and forth, and bob your head when you are extra sassy?

'Cause it's what I do.

 

[GunBlade]

Do you place one hand on your hip, shake an index finger back and forth, and bob your head when you are extra sassy?

'Cause it's what I do.

That and pretend I'm a latina named Maria.