Dog eats baby's genitals

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  1. DarthRekal

    DarthRekal Dodger Blue

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    :up:
     
  2. PemLam

    PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    Seconded! :up:
     
  3. Wilhelm-Scream

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    What is this talk about them ignoring the child and ****ing? :huh:

    What I read was:
    Chewing through the diaper would not wake the baby and make him scream, and you're way overestimating how long it takes to chew off a d***.
    The dog starts gnawing, the baby starts screaming, wakes up the girlfriend, she runs out, sees what happened, calls 911, a helicopter comes.

    According to the article, the only thing she did wrong was to trust the family dog, which, as I said, people do all the time.
    It was just a psycho dog responding in a weird way, possibly to a smell.
     
  4. kane9321

    kane9321 oakland's finest

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    Dude..wtf, both should be charged with neglect screw that crap
     
  5. DV8

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  6. DV8

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    ^that might be my fault, actually . . . I suggested that they were in realityhave sex, I mean, does anyone honestly believe that they were innocently sleeping when this went down? :rolleyes:
     
  7. Wilhelm-Scream

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    It's the only thing that makes sense. :huh:

    You're asleep, the baby's asleep, everybody's cozy in their little joint, then "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
    You wake up, "WTF?", run out, see the mad dog going to town on the baby.

    Makes sense to me.
     
  8. DV8

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    ^I don't know . . . my logic is, why bring your infant child to 'visit' your gf if you're both just going to sleep . . . :confused:
     
  9. DV8

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    if they were having sex, they'd obviously lie about it (guilty feelings) . . . the dog isn't gonna bit off a whole package of genitals in one chomp . . .
     
  10. DarthRekal

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    thats an entirely diff story... LMAO

    thanks DV8:cmad:


    still i tend to think... the child would screamed bloody murder once it was bitten in the nads... but you are right wilhelm.. depending on how long it ACTUALLY takes the dog and the reaction time.. i may have been quick to judge.. i still wouldnt leave my kid on the couch even without a dog there
     
  11. PemLam

    PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    Overnight visits happen...and very few have the "stamina" for all-nighters like what many are envisioning was happening.
     
  12. Wilhelm-Scream

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    You're going to hang out at your girlfriend's house.
    You eat some dinner, watch some TV, F***, and then you fall asleep.

    Was he supposed to spend the night at his girlfriend's but leave the baby at home? :huh:

    I have spent the night at my girlfriend's about 100,000 times. If I had a kid
    (*shudder*)
    I would've brought the kid, to my girlfriend's, and we'd all spend the night.
    I see nothing fishy, except, yes, it is dumb to trust an animal, but all pet owners do it, so...
     
  13. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    I think this might be one of those situations where it's best for the doctors to just surgically give the baby a vagina, stock up on estrogen and just raise it as a girl from here on out.

    Unless there's some kind of way to grow new schlongs in a test tube these days...
     
  14. DarthRekal

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    isnt there sex changes for women too.. just do one of those for him :csad:

    poor kid
     
  15. PemLam

    PemLam Let the butthurt flow!

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    Wil's kid!

    [​IMG]
     
  16. DV8

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    if I brought my kid (if I had one) to my girlfriend's house, and knowing we were going to spend the night, I'd have a better sleeping arrangement for the baby . . . or wait to visit my gf when the mother had the baby . . .
     
  17. DV8

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    haha, that post was funny :up:
     
  18. DV8

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    sorry for causing so much confusion, btw folks :O this is how rumors get started :o
     
  19. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    That is true -- but I don't know if a surgically-created penis like the kind used in some female-to-male sex changes would work for a baby. I don't think it would grow as the kid grew, which would be a big problem.
     
  20. DarthRekal

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    didnt think about that :csad:

    would a transplant from a nother "less fortunate" infant work?:huh:
     
  21. DV8

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    ^they would pry have to wait until he was 18 . . . and even then, it just wouldn't be the same
     
  22. The Lizard

    The Lizard Didn't eat Billy

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    Good question - it made me Google "penis transplant" to find out.

    It looks like there has only been one successful penis transplant to date, just last year:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14905485/

    However, the fact that it happened in China and was removed again only a couple weeks later tells me that it might not have been a success after all. :csad:
     
  23. DarthRekal

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    sadness :csad:

    im going home to kick MY dog:csad:
     
  24. Wilhelm-Scream

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    Well, sadly, I saw a case like this where some damnable idiot doctor botched a circumcision so badly that the family decided the best thing to do would be to raise their son as a daughter.

    Turns out your gender identity is not "caught" from environment, because the "daughter" felt 100% wrong all the time, everywhere, every aspect of his life, for his whole life.
    He could not function in school, it drove him mad how everything he wanted to do naturally was discouraged by his parents, it really drove him mad when he started getting heavily attracted to girls but was "a girl".

    He grew up into the most seething, angry, pain-scorched, hate-filled psycho, until they finally told him what happened, in desperation.


    Now he's got a girlfriend, and I have NO idea what they do in bed. :huh:
     
  25. DV8

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    discovery channel :up: I saw it too (maybe it was 20/20 though . . . )
     

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