Don't Be Too Into Your Collection

[Erzengel]

The gf showed me this article and asked me if I ever did this. I thought it was funny so I'm posting it here. I have to be honest that I never freaked out on a girl but wonder if she actually started opening some of my toys

After meeting a sexy guy in a club, I agreed to go back to his for a coffee. Once we got there we were all over each other and soon headed upstairs. On entering his bedroom I was presented with an Aladdin's cave of comic book figurines. I started giggling, presuming he was a shrewd businessman rather than a geeky obsessive. But when I reached out to pick up a colourful character he rugby-tackled me to the floor, screaming, "LEAVE SPIDEY ALONE, YOU STUPID COW!" I made a superhero exit and flew out of his house.

 

[Darthphere]

The gf showed me this article and asked me if I ever did this. I thought it was funny so I'm posting it here. I have to be honest that I never freaked out on a girl but wonder if she actually started opening some of my toys

Thats really sad, she can touch anything she wants as long as I get my lightsaber going.

 

[Erzengel]

Don't Touch My Yoda!!!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

What a stupid, grubby *****

 

[Addendum]

I never knew your hands were necessary to look at something

 

[Kmack]

After meeting a sexy guy in a club, I agreed to go back to his for a coffee. Once we got there we were all over each other and soon headed upstairs. On entering his bedroom I was presented with an Aladdin's cave of comic book figurines. I started giggling, presuming he was a shrewd businessman rather than a geeky obsessive. But when I reached out to pick up a colourful character he ruby-tackled me to the floor, screaming, "LEAVE SPIDEY ALONE, YOU STUPID COW!" I made a superhero exit and flew out of his house.

LMAO!

Geez, being a bit touchy about Spidey is almost understandable but calling her a "cow"? Really

 

[Pussy Galore]

She should have broke Spider-Mans head off.

 

[Knives122]

What a loser, he was going to get laid and he ****s it up by getting angry over a plastic toy.

 

[Darthphere]

I bet that SPider-Man action figure isnt worth **** anyway.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

This is what closet space in my place is for.....

 

[cryptic name]

She should have broke Spider-Mans head off.

he might've killed her.

 

[Darthphere]

he might've killed her.

More ligh high pitched shrieking like a 12 year old girl.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

This has 40-Year-Old Virgin written all over it

 

[Morg]

well if my date touch one of my SR weta statues I would be a bit peeved consider how much I spent on them! I wouldn't call her names but ask her not to touch them

 

[jimmy]

You can touch my guitars, you can touch my CD's and DVD's, you can even touch my computer -- but you DO NOT touch Superman with the Magnetic Kryptonite ring.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

god good, this is why i've always said when i get my own place, i'll have a bedroom and a study.

 

[November Rain]

this is the reason why the 'spare room' was invented...

 

[Lantern Venom]

Good life lesson here: get to know someone before you jump into bed with them. They could have some real issues.

 

[November Rain]

damn straight, that girl was a nut job....

 

[Mentok]

Let her play with your toys if it means she will let you play with her

 

[SLVRSR4]

That's why you collect books so they can seem inconspicous and no one will touch them

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

What an idiot! How can she call Spidey just a "colourful character."

 

[Lantern Venom]

damn straight, that girl was a nut job....

LOL! Never rub another man's rhubarb.

 

[Chev Chelios]

...Double post... I'm usually patient but... this time the servers got the better of me.

 

[Chev Chelios]

How come no one called Erzengel out on reading Glamour? "My gf showed me this article." Psh, yeah right.