Lightning Strykez!
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"Don't Insult My Intelligence":
Fantasy Vs. Stupidity
An Essay By Lightning Strikez!
As I watched the first Fantastic Four film recently, I was reminded of the fact that there are a few things that I really hope the filmmakers take pains to avoid with this new sequel. One of them has to deal with fantasy being dipped in the vat of stupidity, and allowed to dry for audiences to accept. I believe this approach damaged the perception some people had of Fantastic Four, and could potentially hurt its sequel if utilized again.
Case in point: Some of the most notable eye-rolling, "Yeah Right" moments I recall (while watching the first movie in theatres 2 summers ago) revolved around the relationship between Debbie and Ben Grimm. Here was a woman that (in the theatrical version) is hinted at being married to this NASA superstar, only to coldly abandon him right after he's disfigured. There's no discussion. No compassionate consoling. No healing. No time to breath. The bond is just abruptly axed.
While I was all for Ben being dumped and moving on to the Masters situation, I felt the way this particular relationship was handled was extremely shoddy and unrealistic. When you consider how many of our soldiers are being burned and maimed in wars--and yes they are married, have girlfriends, families, etc. too--it seems farfetched that such a mishap would be refused even basic compassion--even by the coldest of hearts.
Now granted, there are some shallow witches out there who wouldn't give a damn about a scarred man's emotions, but it would say a lot for the man's choice in women in the first place would it not? The quality of Ben Grimm's character suggests that he wouldn't settle for someone like Debbie--someone so unreasonably skindeep. And from the photos and footage we know exist, it seems that Debbie genuinely loved Ben prior to the accident. So what happened???
Bad storytelling. That's what happened.
And what we are left with is rushed, 'fast-forward' concept to Ben's next relationship without sewing up any of the hurt and emotional baggage from the prior.
The question is: How realistic would it be for a wife (or fiancee) to cut off the man she loves 10 feet away at night--with no reconcilliation? How believable would it be for her to see him being lauded by pedestrians, firemen and policemen (for saving lives) and then take off her wedding ring and place it on the ground on a fricken BRIDGE amidst crowds??? Eh? And don't even get me started on the uber-lame "Nightgown on Elm Street" scene? Talk about insulting everyone's intelligence.
There were other scenes that kinda hit one over the head like "What?" For instance, Jessica Alba wearing low-riding slacks, with cleavage bursting forth...with glasses and scientific skematics? Come on now. She's a scientist that needs to be taken seriously. If it's truly a "man's world", why would a professional woman objectify herself in such a way? True, she may have pumped up her sex appeal that night to lobby for Reed's scatter-brained attention, but what about us--the audience? Do the writers and directors want us to buy her act as a director of genetic reseach? If so, why insult our intelligence by grooming her as a sexpot in a corporate setting? Scenes like this were just so blatantly obvious in their execution. "Jessica's a beautiful sexy woman. She's our star. We want you know how sexy and beautiful she is."
Okay. We get it.
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Sometimes, in an effort to be funny or overtly sexy, it seems that writers and directors embrace lines and scenes that wreak of dumbness. Such attempts don't appeal to even the lowest denominators in the moviegoing audience. What's more, dumb comedy cheapens the entire film, essentially stripping it of any respect and credibility. It doesn't utilize the acting talents of people like Alba, etc. to the fullest. And it makes some people wonder why they didn't just wait to rent this on DVD.
I'm geninuely hoping that Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer contains a balance of reasonable comedy, buoyed by realistic outcomes. The humor needs to be intelligent this time, sophisticated--not stupid to the point that even children are put off by it. The FF comics were humorous--while still dignifying their readers. It would be a joyous day if this franchise can trascend these confines and join the realm of other balanced CBM series (i.e. Spider-Man for example) that make us both laugh, cry...and think.
QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION:
1.) How much is "too much" slapstick comedy?
2.) Do you believe this sequel should have more of the same comedic elements from the first film? Or should it be understated in favor of a more serious approach?
3.) What is your opinion of how the Ben/Debbie situation was handled?
4.) Do you have any concerns about how the personal relationships/ dynamics will be handled in this sequel?
1.) How much is "too much" slapstick comedy?
2.) Do you believe this sequel should have more of the same comedic elements from the first film? Or should it be understated in favor of a more serious approach?
3.) What is your opinion of how the Ben/Debbie situation was handled?
4.) Do you have any concerns about how the personal relationships/ dynamics will be handled in this sequel?
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