Doritos-Flavored Mountain Dew is Coming.

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Neckbeards rejoice!

If anyone drinks this on a regular basis and of their own free will, then you deserve the tumors your body will one day be riddled with.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/08/doritos-mountain-dew_n_6126102.html

 

[Guts]

I remember seeing someone at a farmers market selling Mountain Dew flavored jam.

 

[The Question]

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[Pink Ranger]

Just the other day, I was thinking to myself, "I am enjoying this cold soft drink, but I wish it tasted more like sweaty dried up rotten cheese."

Wish, fulfilled!

 

[Quasimod0]

Why?

 

[Piper Maru]

Someday I have to try these. I don't have to, but I want to.

 

[Duran Man]

 

[Manic]

Now you can have a Dorito-flavored Mountain Dew to wash down your Dorito-flavored tacos and bag of Dorito chips.

 

[Boom]

My morbid curiosity will get the better of me, and you better believe I will spit up the first drink and then profusefly vomit everywhere.

 

[PalmerTheThing]

It's the drink North America desserves, but not the one it needs right now.

 

[BrollySupersj]

I gave up drinking soda almost 2 years ago. Don't miss it, this only enforces that. Sounds absolutely ****ing dis-gus-ting.

 

[Piper Maru]

I think the masses will stampede to the stores, crushing each other underfoot. You just wait and see.

 

[Warhammer]

What's up with this s***? We already have coffee flavored potato chips and now we're getting chip flavored soda?

 

[Boom]

I mean what the **** would this even taste like?

Mountain Dew with a hint of Doritos? Or are they literally going to be serving up carbonated, liquified cheese powder?

Who on God's green Earth asked for this?

 

[darthcoolness3]

looks like Pepsi is starting to fall apart and run out of ideas for soda and potato chips

 

[Manic]

I think the fact that soda companies keep finding ways to release their diet drinks with names other than "Diet" is a clear sign that they've run out of ideas.

 

[Thundercrack85]

Well, I suppose it was inevitable. It should come with every copy of Call of Duty.

 

[Kane52630]

But does it have electrolytes?

 

[Marvolo]

 

[Apollo]

Just thinking about it gave me a fever...

 

[Ultron-5]

I'll try this.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Well, I suppose it was inevitable. It should come with every copy of Call of Duty.

Call of Duty: Black Cops

 

[Victarion]

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[Sithborg]

I'm morbidly curious about this. I can only handle some of the Orange Mt. Dew, so I doubt I will like this. But, I'm curious at how bad it will be.

 

[Reek]

are the other flavors of Mountain Dew not bad enough as it is?