Dumbest Song Lyrics of All Time

[Cyclops]

"I've got a name...
I've got a name...
My name is Dave...
Davedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedavedave!"

Why is it that kids' songs have to be absolutely ******ed?

 

[C.F. Kane]

^ That quote officially makes you qualify as a human being in many people's eyes.

 

[C.F. Kane]

Also, "My lovely Lady Lumps"

 

[Shuley]

The entire lyrics to "Sexyback" by Timberlake

 

[ComicChick]

i hate sexyback, i didn't know it left anyways. i just find it dumb.

i also think that L.O.V.E by ashlee "plastic surgery" simpson is lame

 

[LostSon88]

Anything written by that one boy band LFO...good lord were they terrible:

New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer
For the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer..Since that summer

Hip Hop Marmalade spic and span
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see
The great Larry Bird, Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cuz I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy

Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home
Macauly Culkin was in Home Alone
Fell deep in love but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

Cherry Pez cold crush rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hooky
Always been hip to the BBoy Style
Known to act wild and make a girl smile
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Reminds me of you becuz you rock my world

You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry coke
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

In the summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug cuz I miss it
Like the color purple macaroni and cheese
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon but I hate Footloose
Came in the door, I said it before
I think I'm over you but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so so
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worthwhile and some are so so

Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

--How this passed off as a hit song i'll never know...seriously, this song has the most random ass lyrics i've ever heard!!!!!!

 

[Kaboom]

TIN ROOF rusted

 

[Sandman138]

What's the ugliest part of your body?
Some say your nose
Some say your toes
I think it's your mind

by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Are you kidding? That's one of the best songs of all time.

 

[Strong Guy]

to the left to the left
to the left to the left

mmmmmmmmmmmm
to the left to the left
everything you own in the box to the left
in the closet, thats my stuff
yes, if I bought it, then please don't touch (don't touch)

and keep on talking that mess, thats fine
but could you walk and talk, at the same time?
and- its my name thats on that jag
so go move your bags, let me call you a cab

standing in the front yard, telling me
how I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
how I'll never ever find a man like you

you got me twisted!!!!!!!

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
you're irreplaceable

so go ahead and get gone
call up that chick, and see if shes home
oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know
what did you think
I was putting you out for?
because you was untrue
rolling her around in the car that I bought you
baby, drop them keys
hurry up, before your taxi leaves

standing in the front yard, telling me
how I'm such a fool, talking 'bout
how I'll never ever find a man like you

you got me twisted!!!!!!!!

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
you're irreplaceable

so since I'm not your everything
how about I be nothing? nothing at all to you
baby i won't shed a tear for you
I won't lose a wink of sleep
cause the truth of the matter is
replacing you is so easy

to the left to the left
to the left to the left

mmmmmmmm
to the left to the left
everything you own in the box to left

to the left to the left
don't you ever for a second get to thinking
you're irreplaceable

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I can have another you by tomorrow
so don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'

you must not know 'bout me
you must not know 'bout me
I could have another you in a minute
matter fact, he'll be here in a minute

you can pack all your bags- we're finished
cause you made your bed now lay in it
I can have another you by tomorrow
don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
you're irreplaceable

This is one of the dumbest lyrics that i've ever heard.

 

[November Rain]

I get more ass than a toilet seat

-sung by nate dog on 'shake that ass' in collaboration with eminem

 

[Kyalesyin]

Afi- Rolling balls

Bowling is my life
And it has always been my dream to be a member of the local bowling team,
But i'm not very good.
The guys won't accept me,
I guess i try the girls team and lose a part of my anatomy then balls will roll.
I think i want to be...
Balls will roll,
I think it's time,
It's time for me to be a girl.
It's a very big decision,
It's going to change my life.
I'll have to make all new friends,
I 'm gonna lose my wife.
But that's okay with me.
There's something in my soul.
It doesn't matter who's the better man,
It the man who gets to bowl.

I 've made my decision ,
I'm gonna make the change.
There will be rolling balls,
I'm gonna play my game.
It's gonna be so great.
It's gonna be the best, besides,
I've always told myself i look good in a dress.
I'm gonna cut'em off,
I'm gonna cut'em off,
I'm gonna cut'em off.
I'll never have to cough.
Now i've made my change and i've fulfilled my dream.
I'm now a member of the women's bowling team.
I hope i throw a strike,
'cause i'll never score again.
My first game is tomorrow,
think I'm gonna stay in bed...

 

[redmarvel]

Snow Patrol - Chasing Cars

We'll do it all
Everything
On our own

We don't need
Anything
Or anyone

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

I don't quite know
How to say
How I feel

Those three words
Are said too much
They're not enough

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

Let's waste time
Chasing cars
Around our heads I can't imagine ever wanting to chase cars inside my head

I need your grace
To remind me
To find my own huh???

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

Forget what we're told
Before we get too old
Show me a garden that's bursting into life

All that I am
All that I ever was
Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see

I don't know where
Confused about how as well
Just know that these things will never change for us at all

If I lay here
If I just lay here
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?

it's a pretty little song and all... it just doesn't make a heck of a lot of sense

 

[Strong Guy]

Most songs don't make sense but Chasing Cars was kinda nice.Almost,once you've pointed out those silly things in the lyrics there.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Well, I have to say that I was subjected to the single worst song lyrics I've ever heard in a musical. I'm talking of a song that is from the sequel to The Rocky Horror Picture show called Shock Treatment. Not only do the actors portraying Janet and Brad look nothing like Susan Sarandon and Barry Bostwick, but they're singing is absolutely atrocious, with "Janet" sounding and looking like a man in drag. The song I heard before making a hasty retreat from my sister's place was called B****in' in the Kitchen. Here's a link to the lyrics below, but there is some mild swearing so click at your own risk.

http://www.shocktreatment.net/shock_song_*****n.shtml

 

[DV8]

Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)

Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl)
Dat laffy taffy



Gottam . . . I'll never enjoy another tasty piece of sugary leather that is the candy called Laffy Taffy, because of the aforementioned lyrics . . . worst song lyrics EVER. Period.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

How about the lyrics to the Cheeky Girls' song Touch My Bum?

 

[Kyalesyin]

^ thats a pretty dumb song, but is this about serious songs or comedy songs, cuz I think the Cheeky girls cross the line into comedy.

 

[unstoppable]

"ooooooooooh-AH-AH-AH!!!!"
"Living Dead-Girl"
"Once there was this girl who wouldn't change with all the other girls in the changing room and when they finaly made her, they found birth-marks all over her body. mmm MMMMM MMMM MMMMMM"-WTF?? Who Cares??

if that's the one by DISTURBED it's not meant to be an actual word

 

[Spider-Bite]

Nirvanna Nevermind.

actually a lot of nirvanna songs have really ******ed lyrics. they just sound childish.

 

[unstoppable]

Nirvanna Nevermind.

actually a lot of nirvanna songs have really ******ed lyrics. they just sound childish.

I think the only reason their famous is because the singer killed himself

 

[DV8]

they just sound childish.

yeah . . . that's what heroin addiction will do to you . . .

 

[DV8]

I think the only reason their famous is because the singer killed himself

no . . . they were famous long before that . . . ironically, the fame is what lead to the suicide in many degrees . . .

 

[unstoppable]

no . . . they were famous long before that . . . ironically, the fame is what lead to the suicide in many degrees . . .

well I mean ppl are gonna remember that band because their singer got shot

it happens a lot

that's the only reason a lot of ppl know about the Beatles dispite their popularity(and I'm a big fan of the beatle) the fact that John Lennon died

 

[Addendum]

Well I'm sick and tired of hearing 'bout the world and it's hang ups
Gonna get myself together, take a ride downtown
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see him, see him today
He's gonna blow me away

He makes me happy when I'm feeling down
Take away my worry takes away my frown
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see him, see him today
He gonna blow me away

If you wanna feel groovy, give the doctor a call, yeah
Doctor rock will help you anytime at all
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see my Rock'n'Roll doctor
Gotta see him, see him today
He gonna blow me away
Oh, right away...

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Oh oh oh oh oh oh,
You don't have to go
oh oh oh oh oh
You don't have to go
oh oh oh oh oh,
you don't have to go.
Ay ay ay ay ay ay,
All those tears I cry
ay ay ay ay ay
All those tears I cry
oh oh oh oh ay, Baby please don't go.

When I read the letter you wrote, it made me mad mad mad
When I read the words that it told me,
It made me sad sad sad,
But I still love you so
I can't let you go,
I love you-
ooh baby I love you.​