Egyptian Man Cuts Off Penis for Love

[Johnny Drama]

TWiST!?!

 

[Nirvana]

This hurt reading.

 

[JP]

Holy crap! At first I read "Eggyman"

 

[Wiseman]

Didn't some guy in the 90's get his dick chopped off by his wife when she found out he was having an affair and then she drove on a highway and threw it out the window and police went looking for it and found it?

Yep, the funny part of that is the penis flew into the windshield of a guys car who had his 10 year old son in the back seat, when the son asked what just flew into the car the dad said a bug, then the kid said really, wow that bug sure had a big penis

 

[Venomfan]

my immediate thoughts (sorry couldn't find it on youtube)

http://www.pickmusic.com/watch/62391/family-guy/van-gogh

 

[Daisy]

In an ironic twist of fate, his father decided to allow him to marry the girl since he was of no use without a penis, but the girl rejected him... for the same reason.

 

[Majic Walrus]

What would be hilarious is if he had surgery, became a woman and convinced the father of the would be bride to be unfaithful to his wife with him (Who shall be known from heretofore as Penisless Pete). Then in a deep twist Penisless Pete reveals who he is to Father of the Bride, the Father smitten by horror cuts of his own penis. The would be bride becomes a lesbian and marries Penisless Pete.

Roll credits.

Suck it Spielberg. You too Shyamalan.

 

[Shemtov]

Isn't there Penis reatachment surgery?

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

God dammit, you just don't do that to your penis. The penis is it's own thing. You have to work together to fill both of your goals. Hurting it is like beating your best friend to death. This was a selfish act on his part.

 

[AndThePickles]

This man = moron. Now he has no wife, and no penis.

 

[terry78]

Well to be fair, once you get in a relationship, it drops off anyway.

*rimshot*

 

[Sawyer]

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.

After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.
The man was rushed to the hospital but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident.

The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.
Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families — and are rarely for love.

http://news.aol.com/article/man-cut...ws.aol.com/article/man-cuts-off-penis/505512j

:facepalm

You never, ever, cut off your penis out of spite. And just to get married?! Laaaaame.

 

[Spider-Who?]

What an idiot! :facepalm Now he won't be able to marry any girl

pretty sure that was the point...

 

[Go Web Go!]

This man = moron. Now he has no wife, and no penis.

And nothing to do when he's feeling lonely...

 

[Spider-Who?]

sure he does. ever pick your belly button when you're bored?

...yeah, something like that.

 

[Go Web Go!]

I do get my fair share of lint in there. Good point.

 

[Spider-Who?]

I do get my fair share of lint in there. Good point.

in your belly button, or used-to-be-a-penis hole?

 

[Go Web Go!]

 

[Nathan]

Man... cut off a finger or something, but not that.

 

[Majic Walrus]

sure he does. ever pick your belly button when you're bored?

...yeah, something like that.

Dude what the ****. Do not talk about some dude gathering lint in the part of his body that used to be a penis! That goes against my gross out rules.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Dude what the ****. Do not talk about some dude gathering lint in the part of his body that used to be a penis! That goes against my gross out rules.

...aaaand i've effectively killed this thread.

 

[kane9321]

Well to be fair, once you get in a relationship, it drops off anyway.

*rimshot*

lol

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I wonder what kind of nicknames his friends will have for him? And the type of jokes?

''When they build a Great Sphinx in the honor of you, they will have to break the penis off, instead of the nose, hahahaha''

 

[Majic Walrus]

I wonder what kind of nicknames his friends will have for him? And the type of jokes?

''When they build a Great Sphinx in the honor of you, they will have to break the penis off, instead of the nose, hahahaha''

With friends as ****** and lame as those friends it's not surprising he wacked his wee-wee off.

 

[enterthemadness]

I wonder if he used a Wii whacker to cut it off with? get it? Wii and penis..we-we. I'm awesome.