Either This Or That... - Part 1

[MissMarvelous]

Riot Looter

Kill Voldemort or Kill Harry Potter

 

[Flash525]

Kill Harry.

Ice Age or Heat Wave?

 

[MissMarvelous]

It depends! When I was younger I thoroughly enjoyed the cold but now, not so much. And the heat wave is unstoppable which means that no matter what you do... you will suffer. So, maybe I choose the Ice Age, you get quite a few layers of clothing et voilá!

Have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day or Have the person you are marrying that day wear the full body, red leotard.

 

[Flash525]

Have to wear a full body, red leotard on your wedding day or Have the person you are marrying that day wear the full body, red leotard.

Them.

Hot Dogs or Burgers?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Them.

Them? How many people are going to get married to?

Burgers - duh!

Be part of a real Jurassic Park scenario or Be part of a real Day After Tomorrow scenario

 

[Flash525]

Them? How many people are going to get married to?

Technically two; there'd be a vicar involved.

Be part of a real Jurassic Park scenario or Be part of a real Day After Tomorrow scenario

I think Jurassic Park, simply because I'd be in with more of a survival chance, and I'd get to admire the beauty of those herbivores.


Have to perform a 5 minute dance, by yourself, in front of a live audience of 100 people...
or
Sing a Karaoke song (lasting approx 5mins) by yourself, in front of a live audience of 100 people...

You are not allowed to have consumed any alcohol before hand.

 

[MissMarvelous]

I don't need that sh!t. I'd say sing for 5 mins but may God have mercy on them.

Sound like anyone you want or Speak any language you want

 

[Flash525]

Speak any language, easily. I'd love to learn some new ones, but I'm not sure they'd stick now if I tried, not unless I was living abroad and it became a necessity.

Would you rather ...
Eat Chips with Baked Beans, Cheese AND Gravy
or
Eat a Sunday Dinner with warm milk instead of gravy

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Chips beans cheese gravy

Date an alien (non-humanoid, silicon-based lifeform)
or
Be an inanimate object in a museum

 

[Flash525]

Date an Alien. Could be interesting. Least you'd still be able to get about.

Have your consciousness uploaded into a (limited) robotic body
or
Share (50:50) your body with a second consciousness

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Robot Body

Be stalked by an overly-attached crazy girlfriend...
or
Be a Serial Killer on the run in a large city.

 

[Flash525]

Be stalked. I think I could think of enough ways to eventually make her leave me alone, but (maybe) I'd get some fun out of her along the way? I don't like the idea that I'd have killed people.

Lose an Eye or Lose a Limb?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Neither!! Can't I just lose money? Guess a limb rather than an eye.

Headache or stomach ache?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Headache, I've had those enough to get used to them.

Smashing around in a Mosh Pit at a metal concert
or
Getting Squeeze-Hugged by all your relatives

 

[MissMarvelous]

Getting Squeeze-Hugged by all your relatives

This is what I got this weekend you gotta love a huge family.

Have a banana stuck in your ear or Have a banana stuck up your nose.

 

[Web-Head]

Nose

Coffee or tea?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Coffee

Live in Tibet
or
Work in Siberia

 

[MissMarvelous]

Live in Tibet (?)

Have a personal chef or Have a personal masseuse

 

[Web-Head]

Chef

Go dancing or go bowling?

 

[CJ]

Go bowling.

French Fries or Onion Rings?

 

[MissMarvelous]

French fries

Have the beginning of Circle of Life play when you farted or Have the chorus of Thriller play when you burp

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Thriller

Hold the end of a 35ft Anaconda snake
or
Hold the middle of a large male's "member"

 

[MissMarvelous]

Snakes give the creeps, so...

Be one of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table or Be one of Robin Hood's Merry Men

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Knight of the Round, get in on a sweet Grail quest and live forever, score!

Work in a Nike sweatshop for pennies an hour in China
or
Be a Sex Worker in the Red Light District in Amsterdam €150 a pop.

 

[Flash525]

Can I choose which clients to receive? I think I'd go with the latter; it's got to be more fun, right?

Would you rather be an artist, a writer, or a musician? Your fame is subjective depending on whether you want it.