Either This Or That... - Part 1

[blueharvest]

Climb a cactus with no clothes

Would you rather grow to 7 and a half feet tall or shrink to 4 feet tall?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Grow up to 7 and 1/2 feet tall - it would be so cool! Being able to actually see the stage.

Never have to go to work a day in your life
OR
Never feel tired a day in your life

 

[blueharvest]

Never have to work a day in my life

Would you rather own a rhino the size of a hamster or own a hamster the size of a rhino?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Chonky Boi Hamster

When you roll the dice you get the exact number you want OR you can pick the card you want out of a deck every time.

 

[blueharvest]

Pick the card I want out of a deck anytime

Would you rather be able to read minds or see into the future?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Read people's minds! For sure.

Be the home maker or Be the bread winner

 

[blueharvest]

Be the bread winner

Would you rather wear a green leprechaun hat every day or wear fairy wings every day?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

LMAO I actually have one of those green leprechaun hats.

Communicate only by chalk and a little chalkboard OR power your computer by running on a treadmill

 

[blueharvest]

Power my computer by running on treadmill

Would you rather have a pet tiger or a pet giraffe?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Pet tiger

Would you rather have a dream which manifests itself in reality or a dream that reminds you or your past?

 

[blueharvest]

A dream that manifests itself in reality

Would you rather find true love today or win the lottery next year?

 

[MissMarvelous]

True Love!

Spend a day with Taylor Swift
OR
Spend a day with Beyonce

 

[blueharvest]

Spend a day with Beyonce

Would you rather have your wisdom teeth pulled out or get your butt cheeks pierced?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Oh my, both sound so terribly painful! My wisdom teeth never came out... so the only choice I have is: having my cheeks pierced.

Skydive OR Bungie Jump

 

[blueharvest]

Skydive

Would you rather have a hook for a hand or a peg for a leg?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Arrr matey, I be havin' that peg leg, I needs me hands for... stuff and things, aye!

Would you rather change homes with MissMarvelous or get entirely lost in the mountains with Rozen Thorne?

 

[blueharvest]

Change homes with MissMarvelous

Would you rather have your own robot or have your own jetpack?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

My own jetpack

Would you rather get rehired at a job you enjoyed or hired at a job that you have very little experience for?

 

[blueharvest]

Get rehired at a job I enjoyed

Would you rather have a permanent splinter under your big toenail or have to gargle with hot sauce once a day?

 

[MissMarvelous]

have to gargle with hot sauce once a day.

Lie every time you are asked a question OR Tell the truth every time you are asked a question

 

[blueharvest]

Lie every time I'm asked a question

Would you rather hit a red light for the rest of your life or always have the urge to pee?

 

[Rozen Thorne]

Guess I'll get comfy because I'm going to be sitting at red lights a lot.

Brew your own beer and it's awesome -OR- grow your own weed and make lots of money?

 

[blueharvest]

Grow my own weed and make lots of money

Would you rather be a cannibal for the rest of your life or be forced to eat a giant spider?

 

[MissMarvelous]

Cannibal, I guess.

Eat only buffalo wings for the rest of your life OR Drink only buffalo sauce for the rest of your life

 

[blueharvest]

Drink Buffalo Sauce

Would you rather put a stop to all wars or end world hunger?