Elect Erzengel/ImmortalFire in the 2007 SHH! Presidential Election!

[StorminNorman]

Ladies and Gentlemen, in conjunction with Survivor 19, the SHH! Boards will be holding an election for Hype President.

It is my pleasure to present to you the future President and Vice President of the Hype: Mr. Erzengel and Sir ImmortalFire!

Our Vice Presidential Candidate, ImmortalFire, is one of the Hype's oldest and more respected members. Since September 2001 he has delivered great words of wisdom to all he has spoken to. Today he was announced as one of our newest Moderators, though don't hold that against him.

Now our future President is a man that needs no introduction. You have already voted him the Hype It Boy and he shared the title of Poster of The Year in the recent 2006 Hype Awards, Erzengel is loved by all. He has even displayed his willingness to put his life on the line for our benefit with his unforgetable interview "My Dinner with GoldenAgeHero". Erzengel is truly a Poster of the People, a Poster that will lead the Hype to better days.

Remember this Wednesday, when it comes time to vote, make the right choice.

Vote Erzengel/ImmortalFire '07
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[Fran]

We have several endorsements for our campaign.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

^That's one fine broad.

 

[Darthphere]

Hi, I'm Darthphere. You may know me as 2006 Hype Comic Forums Poster of the Year, 2006 Hype Community Co-Poster of the Year and recipient of the 1st Annual Darthphere Award for Enduring Mediocrity and I endorse neither Erzengel/Immortalfire or Kipobe/Darren Daring. When it counts, remember to vote for Darthphere/Sofa, because we're bored. Thank you.

 

[Erzengel]

Hi, my name is Erzengel and I want to be your next President. I may not be as flamboyant or risque as Kipobe but I want to work with you for a better SHH and a better tomorrow.

Now you may be asking yourself, what can Erzengel do for me? Or for the more attractive female posters, what can Erzengel do to me? Let's look at what I have done.

When JAL has a breakdown, I am there and subsequently caused it.

When GAH wears his virginity on his sleeve, I'm there.

When Jonty gets a nephew beatdown, I am there.

When Hooter's Pimp macks a potential victim, I am there.

When blind_fury pays a hooker, I am there.

Know that I will work hard, to make your posting time here enjoyable. And know that when I ridicule you, it's not for my benefit or the benefit of the posters here, it's for you. I will work day and night, or when I feel like to make you a better poster.

Now I know you want changes, how does a 100 x 100 avatar sound? Or your own custom title and signature sound? Yes if you elect me, I promise each and everyone of you will have these eventually.

Are you unhappy with the current mod situation? Well I am too and while I can't really do much about that, I will make snide comments that will probably go over their heads and not risk me getting banned but we will all have a heart felt laugh at their expense.

So on Wednesday, vote for Erzengel/Immortalfire. Remember we were once like you, but only cooler.

 

[BRUTAL]

I have officially joined the Erz bandwagon

 

[Darthphere]

*secretly rigs election for a landslide Erz win*

 

[enterthemadness]

*secretly rigs election for a landslide Erz win*

A win is a win.

 

[BRUTAL]

*secretly rigs election for a landslide Erz win*

Unnecessary

 

[StorminNorman]

 

[Kritish]

Is somebody voting against him?

That would be one ****ty Saddam style election if it wasn't.

 

[Fran]

You shut your dirty mouth.

 

[Tangled Web]

I support Erz and Immortal Fire. Two of my favorite posters on the hype.

 

[Fran]

 

[Erzengel]

Is somebody voting against him?

That would be one ****ty Saddam style election if it wasn't.

My esteemed opponents for this election is Kipobe/Darren Daring.

And as you can see, my squad is on the ball with getting the message out to the people.

Not just the people, my people.

 

[Immortalfire]

Call me 'fire. I have been a true blue Hypester since Febuary of 2001, and I've seen so much here. Both Spider-Man movies, the X-Men trilogy, and the all popular phrase "Bale, dammit!" rise and be a top slang.

I was there during the "ORGANICS SUCK!!!!" days.

I was there when Green Goblin's pic was released, when Alfred Molina was cast as Dr. Octopus. But perhaps even more signifigant, I was there for the opening or midnight show of both films. As well as the opening for Batman Begins, X-Men and all Lord of the Rings.

Not only am I devoted comic/fantasy fan, and heavy into sports, but I am a loyal Hypester. I have seen everything from porn posting trolls, to the newest debates on costumes, to GR87's latest claims to prove us wrong. I believe I have a great "lay of the land", if you will, to serve the Hype well.

I am Immortalfire, and I would appreciate your vote in this campaign.

Vote for me, dammit!

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Who are the other people to vote for?

 

[BRUTAL]

Who are the other people to vote for?

Your vote doesn't count

 

[Tangled Web]

Is my support sig the right color?

 

[Fran]

Correct, sir

 

[Kaboom]

Hi, my name is Erzengel and I want to be your next President. I may not be as flamboyant or risque as Kipobe but I want to work with you for a better SHH and a better tomorrow.

Now you may be asking yourself, what can Erzengel do for me? Or for the more attractive female posters, what can Erzengel do to me? Let's look at what I have done.

When JAL has a breakdown, I am there and subsequently caused it.

When GAH wears his virginity on his sleeve, I'm there.

When Jonty gets a nephew beatdown, I am there.

When Hooter's Pimp macks a potential victim, I am there.

When blind_fury pays a hooker, I am there.

Know that I will work hard, to make your posting time here enjoyable. And know that when I ridicule you, it's not for my benefit or the benefit of the posters here, it's for you. I will work day and night, or when I feel like to make you a better poster.

Now I know you want changes, how does a 100 x 100 avatar sound? Or your own custom title and signature sound? Yes if you elect me, I promise each and everyone of you will have these eventually.

Are you unhappy with the current mod situation? Well I am too and while I can't really do much about that, I will make snide comments that will probably go over their heads and not risk me getting banned but we will all have a heart felt laugh at their expense.

So on Wednesday, vote for Erzengel/Immortalfire. Remember we were once like you, but only cooler.

but the question is...can you put vending machines in the cafeteria?

 

[Tangled Web]

But...but..Erz. When GAH loses his virginity, will you be there?

 

[ShadowBoxing]

But...but..Erz. When GAH loses his virginity, will you be there?

Earth will explode...so that's a no.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Make me Secretary of Newbie Affairs and your vote is mine.

 

[Eddie Brock]

a 100 x 100 avatar AND a custom title/signature?
why Erz, you spoil us...