Elongated Man's, official question thread!

[Elongated Man]

I'm not good at jokes, I like to answer in a serioues manner.

 

[Da Docta]

I'm not good at jokes, I like to answer in a serioues manner.

Well then, your thread is useless. Either make it funny or make it into a Girl Advice thread.

 

[Elongated Man]

I'll take the funny, Elongated Man is a comedian/detective. But, if I suck, I suck.

 

[The Flash!]

Yeah, step up the jokes man!

 

[E. Bison]

Do you think this Consuela hat would look fabulous on me? Is it the color, size, shape? What do you think?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

how's your sex life?

 

[Da Docta]

You're no ***

 

[Tsunulia]

Is this a Dew spoof or somn?

 

[passerby]

Yay someone has finally made a stupider thread than mine. Thank god.

 

[Ultron-5]

Why haven't you been answering questions lately?

 

[KevanG]

Take over for him.

Demand the mods strike out his name and put yours instead.

 

[Enriquespy]

Ahh Dew... those where the times!

 

[Ultron-5]

Take over for him.

Demand the mods strike out his name and put yours instead.

That's not a bad idea...

 

[Ultron-5]

Hey Mods, can you change the title of this thread to Ultron: The Robot Philosopher? Thanks.

 

[ComicChick]

nope.

 

[DarkSentinel]

And that's what we call justice. Thank you, CC.

 

[Breogan]

Were you really just created because DC had forgotten they had acquired the rights to Plastic-Man?

Never mind, just looked it up - http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/2015/01/23/comic-book-legends-revealed-507/2/

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Hey Mods, can you change the title of this thread to Ultron: The Robot Philosopher? Thanks.

Decided you don't want to destroy the Avengers anymore after building two robots and both turning against you?