Embarrassing moments

[JokerNick]

me, I was working out at the gym about a year ago, this hot personal trainer, who I used to flirt with was doing sit-ups right next to me... she was really proper and classy....... well I was doing sit-ups, and when I lifted my self up, I farted really really loud by accident... and it smelled terrible.... she seemed grossed out, and she left the area... never had the balls to talk to her again....

 

[Mee]

Haha, nice.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

I've farted doing squats before. I always apologize profusely, during the exercise...which is really weird.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I walked straight into a wall after I saw Jurassic Park because I was so dazed from seeing such realistic dinosaurs. Hurt my nose. lol

 

[thedeadite]

not me but my friend pooped his pants at work one day...while going commando, my gf came to drive him home, idiot didn't tell her he was commando and the only thing between his feces and her carseat was a thin layer of denim...she was obviously pissed off when she recieved the news...

for me i was about 11 or 12 and tried to poop in the woods and ended up pooping all down my leg...had to clean up as much as i could with leaves since i was wearing shorts and walk the 20-30 mins home to clean up.

 

[November Rain]

I guess i was born mixed race which kinda embarassed my white dad...

 

[THERETURN]

Messing about at my girls house i lay naked on the bed waiting for her to come out the shower, Soon as the door opened i jumped up to shock her and it was her mom bringing up some coffee for us both. Im no longer with the girl but still feel like i left my mark on that family.

 

[JokerNick]

^why is that... your mom and dad were both white, and you came out black??????

me myself and Irene comes to mind

 

[November Rain]

Messing about at my girls house i lay naked on the bed waiting for her to come out the shower, Soon as the door opened i jumped up to shock her and it was her mom bringing up some coffee for us both. Im no longer with the girl but still feel like i left my mark on that family.

you should have left your mark on her mom's face...

 

[J. J. Jameson]

This onetime in school, we were making peanut butter eggs for easter or something. so I grabbed a plate of finished eggs to take them to the fridge, but i only used one hand. I'm just like "No, I'm fine, I've got them." And as soon as I opened the door to the fridge, the whole plate slipped from my hands and splattered on the floor. That was like, in 5th grade maybe. I was ridiculed. For quite a while

 

[redmarvel]

When I was pregnant I boarded a bus and then had to ring the bell to get off at the next stop... where I threw up as soon as I exited the doors... I absolutely HATED "morning sickness".

 

[Sugarculted]

I don't get embarrassed that easily. Trip over. I'll laugh. Walk into something, I'll laugh too.

I easily get those awkward moments, though. 'hey son, bought you all these clothes'. mum says, walking in...media player on random. SOAD's Cigaro song blasts out on full. She just stares at me for the first 2 minutes of the song :/

ya know, 'my <penis> is much bigger than yours.'

 

[The Chairman]

I have quite a few. Some I can't share because of their inappropiateness, others I don't want to share.

 

[maxwell's demon]

I once fell sleep at the radio station at my school.

I had the only key, it was hot down there, and i'd stored my futon there, so i got comfortable. then I woke up a few hours later, around 10pm. I had to go to the bathroom. I got up, went to the door, and proceeded to lock myself out.
wearing only a pair of boxers.
with a hole in them.

SO...i had to go halfway across campus to get to my on-campus apt. In my boxers.
And when i got to the apt complex, people were out partying. Lots of people. I had to hide behind rocks and bushes.
And when i finally snuck up to the door?....my apt. was locked.

SO...then i had to find someone with the keys to let me into my apartment. And the guy with the keys? wonderful guy. great guy. and THE MOST flamboyantly gay guy on campus. (and we were blessed with LOTS of flamboyantly gay guys on that campus).

And i had to go up to his front door and ask to see him, wearing only my boxers. With a hole in them.



good times....good times.

 

[WeaponZ2]

My Dad was in the Scottish highland pipe band back in the day and this one time they decided to all take part in the great Canadian sport CURLING!
My father had never played before but seeing as he was like most Canadians he had watched it every Sunday night on the CBC (curling night in Canada), so he thought it would be simple and easy.
He gets in his knelt position, draws back his rock and slides out wards. Sure it seemed simple on T.V (like most things) but in practice it was not.
My Pa's foot shot out from underneath him and sent him flying back on to his ass. He was wearing a kilt....and seeing as the only thing you wear under a kilt is your socks and shoes....everyone on the other end of the Ice saw his 'Junk'.
My dad quickly recovered from his fall and when he inspected the area his ass had planted on the ice he notice. A small ass shaped boll had been melted into the Ice.
Boy, was his cheeks red. You know from the fall...Lumberjacks don't blush.

THIS HAS BEEN A WEAPON ZED TWO almost true story.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

My Dad was in the Scottish highland pipe band back in the day and this one time they decided to all take part in the great Canadian sport CURLING!
My father had never played before but seeing as he was like most Canadians he had watched it every Sunday night on the CBC (curling night in Canada), so he thought it would be simple and easy.
He gets in his knelt position, draws back his rock and slides out wards. Sure it seemed simple on T.V (like most things) but in practice it was not.
My Pa's foot shot out from underneath him and sent him flying back on to his ass. He was wearing a kilt....and seeing as the only thing you wear under a kilt is your socks and shoes....everyone on the other end of the Ice saw his 'Junk'.
My dad quickly recovered from his fall and when he inspected the area his ass had planted on the ice he notice. A small ass shaped boll had been melted into the Ice.
Boy, was his cheeks red. You know from the fall...Lumberjacks don't blush.

THIS HAS BEEN A WEAPON ZED TWO almost true story.

I never understood kilts. But to each his own...



"Almost True"

 

[Super Flight]

just being myself..........

 

[WeaponZ2]

I never understood kilts. But to each his own...



"Almost True"

I lied....some Lumberjacks blush.....but just the gay ones.

 

[Be Snikt-Happy]

ever think back to something you did or said in the past.... and just thought "ha ha, what the hell was i thinking?!"

it's not about the most depressing things you are embarrassed about, more about things you said or did before that seemed completely normal at the time. but now, you realize what you did was incredibly stupid.

this should be fun. get it off your chest

 

[webhead731]

No one on earth can possibly say no to this and mean it. =\ xD

 

[DDS]

http://boards.sonypictures.com/spiderman/member.php?u=138686

...my whole expirence on the Sony SM boards.

 

[Gotham Knight]

Thanks to the Mod who merged this with the old thread. I did a search but nothing came up. Anyway, I guess I'll use this post as a bump. Although I have to say, not a lot of people stepped forward in this thread. Only a few confessions...

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

This just happened on Sunday. We were over my inlaws for dinner and I was on the toilet droppin a duece, my mother in law walked in the bathroom because she thought my son was in the bathroom. She was like, "Oh I'm sorry, it was so quiet in here I thought it was (my son's name) in here playing!" I was like, uh...no problem Mom. My son is 3 and when it's to quiet somewhere you better check because he's probably doing something he shouldn't be doing. I think she was more embarrased then I was, I didn't care she had to smell it! LOL!

 

[Angry Monkey]

I was bra shoppping with mom. And checking out a cute guy and my mom announced my bra size to a boy I thought was cute.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

One time in 4th grade, I found out I was getting a stomach virus on the school bus when i threw up on the back of the kids heads sitting in front of me.