Carcharodon
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You're just jealous of our epic-ness.Instead of "Epic Things You've Actually Said"....someone should make a
"Things You've Said That Were ACTUALLY Epic" thread.
You're just jealous of our epic-ness.Instead of "Epic Things You've Actually Said"....someone should make a
"Things You've Said That Were ACTUALLY Epic" thread.
I sharted. Tell me that's never happened to you.I'm actually very, very, super un-jealous of someone who thinks he just defecated while his pants were still on.
I sharted. Tell me that's never happened to you.
For what it's worth, I didn't actually poo myself. It was just...moist.
I sharted. Tell me that's never happened to you.
For what it's worth, I didn't actually poo myself. It was just...moist.
So it's
The Odyssey
The Star Wars Saga
Lord of the Rings
You pooed a little in your pants
Mmmkay
I'd rate, "You pooed a little in your pants," a couple notches above the Star Wars Saga...but other than that you're spot on.So it's
The Odyssey
The Star Wars Saga
Lord of the Rings
You pooed a little in your pants
Mmmkay
You're not teh epic. I'm so sorry. Batman's too skinny this time around.*Looks down at signature*
Hm.
Once I was on acid at the mall on Halloween. There was a lady there with a dog. In the mall. My friend Carey said (loudly) "You can't have dogs in the mall!" I replied, "Shut up man, she'd blind not deaf." About 5 minutes later we saw the same 'blind' chick sitting at a table reading a newspaper. I said to Carey, "I guess the dog's blind."
You're not teh epic. I'm so sorry.
I don't anything mentioned here was epic.
Do you take some sort of pleasure in mocking my accent?
One of my friends once gave a theory on how one can have sex with a man without being gay: as long as the tip doesn't enter the ash.