Ever had sexual relations with a coworker?

[GoldenAgeHero]

have any of you had the oppurtunity? if so how did it go? if you we're in such a situation, would you take advantage of it?

 

[Immortalfire]

People who ork cows are sick

 

[PLAS]

been there, done that, not something I'd recommend

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Stoopidly, Stoopidly with three, THREE managers when I worked at a movie theater. Two of them were roommates.
I was, drinking heavily at the time.

Anyway, I don't care how hot they are, how great you get along, how much you want eachother.

Don't ever, ever do it.
You won't listen to me, you'll think you'll be the exception.
Then you'll curse the day you scorned my wise words, while you're looking for a new job.

 

[jaguarr]

I really don't recommend it. I didn't date a full-on coworker, but I did date a girl who worked in our cafeteria for quite a few months. When she decided that she wanted to break up and go back to her ex-boyfriend, instead of just telling me this she accused me of stalking her at work and tried to get me fired and even filed for a restraining order. She just about eff'd my life up. Lucky for me, my coworkers stepped up and said something about her always coming to see me at my desk and her leaving me flowers and such. I also had kept every little love letter she had ever written me, which was great evidence for the judge and for our site security folks. Once they saw all that, her ass was grass and SHE got fired and the judge ripped her a new a-hole. Still, that was one of the most stressful things I've ever experienced. Don't sh1t where you eat.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

I'm an Engineer. Attractive girls are few and far between.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

jag, no.

 

[jaguarr]

jag, no.

Actually, she was a really hot little 19 year old American-Korean girl. She was just clinically insane.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Woke up in the morning.
Put on my new plastic glove.
Served some re-heated salsbury steak
With a little slice of love.
Got no clue what the chicken pot pie
Is made of.
Just know everything's doing fine
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, I wear this net on my head
'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.
I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
But there's no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food
Down here in Lunch Lady Land.

Well, yesterday's meatloaf
Is today's sloppy joes
And my breath reaks of tuna
And there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.

In Lunch Lady Land, your dreams come true.
Clouds made of carrots and peas.
Mountains built of shepherd's pie
And rivers made of macaroni and cheese.
But don't forget to return your trays
And try to ignore my gum disease.
No student can escape
The magic of Lunch Lady Land.

Oh..
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Hogies and grinders.
Hogies and grinders.
Navy beans.
Navy beans.
Meatloaf sandwich.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, *farting noise* joe.

Well, ah, dreamt one mornin'
That I woke up to see
All the pepperoni pizza
Was a-lookin' at me.
It screamed, "Why do you
Burn me and serve me up cold?"
I said, "I got the spatula,
Just do what you're told."

Then the liver and onions
Started joinin' the fight
And the chocolate pudding
Pushed me with all its might
And the chop juey slapped me
And it kicked me in the head.
"It's called revenge, Lunch Lady,"
Said the garlic bread.

I said, "What did I do to
Make you all so mad?"
They said, "You got flabby arms
And your breath is bad."
Then the green bean said,
"You better run and hide."
But then my friend, sloppy joe,
Came and joined my side.

He said, "If it wasn't for the Lunch Lady,
The kids wouldn't eat ya.
You should be shakin' her hand and sayin'
'Please to meet ya.'
She gives you a purpose
And she give you a goal.
You should be kissin' her feet
And kissin' her mole."

Now, all the angry foods
Just leave me alone
And we all live together
In a happy home
Thanks to
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Yeah.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.
Come on.
Sloppy joe.
Slop, sloppy joe.

Well, me and sloppy joe got married.
We got six kids and we're doin' just fine
Down in Lunch Lady Land.

 

[Erzengel]

jag, no.

Hawt. The one on the right is just asking for it. And she knows she going to get it.

 

[PLAS]

I'm an Engineer. Attractive girls are few and far between.

when I was working at this automotive company, there were some really hot shengineers

 

[Erzengel]

Civil Engineers.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Hawt. The one on the right i just asking for it. And she knows she going to get it.

oh, but on the left...the seasoned one, she is experienced in the art of Love.

 

[jaguarr]

oh, but on the left...the seasoned one, she is experienced in the art of Love.

A little TOO seasoned.

jag

 

[kane9321]

I did it once while I was working at my job,nice older woman as well.I had to break it off because whenever we'd get into an arugment on a givin night, she'd start it back up the next day ....at work telling everbody details of the arugment.That just wasnt cool. Six months of that crap was all i could take. I was 19 at the time she had just turned 31..(ahh the things she taught me)

 

[KALEL114]

I started to date one of my employees and we started to get real serious.. She quit and now were married.

 

[Erzengel]

A little TOO seasoned.

jag

So jag has his choice of the 2 girls in the back. Lucky.

 

[jaguarr]

So jag has his choice of the 2 girls in the back. Lucky.

I'll have myself a menage a blahhhhhh!

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I did it once while I was working at my job,nice older woman as well.I had to break it off because whenever we'd get into an arugment on a givin night, she'd start it back up the next day ....at work telling everbody details of the arugment.That just wasnt cool. Six months of that crap was all i could take. I was 19 at the time she had just turned 31..(ahh the things she taught me)

Lol, dude, the one really b****y manager, I stopped calling her as much and was getting colder toward her and she Cut my Hours. No joke, hahaha

 

[Green Lantern]

I have, but only usuallly when one of us is probably leaving the company... Dated a girl I worked with who soon quit to go across state for school... That one was ugly. Dated two that shortly left for other jobs. Currently dating my boss.. but I'm transferring to another nearby store at the end of the month.

 

[Master Chief]

Yep yep. Wal-Mart, 12:00, right on the f**kin' (no pun intended) conveyer belt, SCORE!
The customers were disgusted but f**k them. Again, no pun intended.

 

[kane9321]

jag, no.

actually the one in the back left..aint bad lookin....i'd hit no doubt

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Yep yep. Wal-Mart, 12:00, right on the f**kin' (no pun intended) conveyer belt, SCORE!
The customers were disgusted but f**k them. Again, no pun intended.

Sweet!

 

[Erzengel]

actually the one in the back left..aint bad lookin....i'd hit no doubt

I can't tell if that's a dude or not.

 

[Green Lantern]

Yep yep. Wal-Mart, 12:00, right on the f**kin' (no pun intended) conveyer belt, SCORE!
The customers were disgusted but f**k them. Again, no pun intended.

Since when are you old enough to have a job?!?