Everyday things that annoy you.

[hammy]

When I'm reading something important and someone keeps talking to me.

When I'm watching a movie and someone keeps talking like I care.

Be woken up early for no reason.

People who keep talking to me while I'm trying to sleep.

People who stare at me in public-I get paranoid.

Yes to all of those! Except, I don't get paranoid. t:

 

[Hotwire]

People with more than 20 items in the express lane at Wal-Mart.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Smalltalk

 

[AndThePickles]

Smalltalk

It can be ok sometimes, but I really hate when people obviously don't even feel like talking to you but just make smalltalk to be polite. Ugh.


I hate it when people spit on the ground. SO many guys on my campus do, and they make this loud hawking noise...absolutely disgusting.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

I don't like it when people talk about other people. I mean, everyone should just be able to get along. We'd all be so much happier.

 

[Abaddon]

I hate it when people don't even have the courtesy to spit to the side somewhere, but instead spit right where people are walking.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I don't like how old people are still allowed to drive

 

[britrogue]

People chewing gum with their mouth open.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

So I'm sitting at a computer at the university library today, feverishly trying to finish a paper that was due something like a half an hour later. Anyways, the girl beside me gets a call on her phone from her friend who was coming to pick her up. Now, my campus is pretty hard to get around via car, it's all little curvy side roads and it doesn't really make sense. Basically, if you don't know campus like the back of your hand, don't waste your time. Have her meet you at the front gate or something.

If that wasn't enough, she actually wanted her friend to drive to the middle of campus, find somewhere to park, and walk through three buildings to come get her.

Anyways this girl was trying to give ******ed directions to her ******ed friend for fifteen minutes. FIFTEEN MINUTES. STRAIGHT. In the middle of the library where people were trying to perform academic work that could potentially better mankind. Then there's this chick and her ******ed friend.

Then, after about the fifteenth minute of conversation, I muttered "Jesus ****ing Christ..." to which she turned to me and snarled: "You shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain."

I replied: "You should tell your dumb ****ing friend not to waste her time following those ******ed directions you tried to give her. Get off your ass, go outside, and let me get some work done."

She just kinda stared at me for a minute and started looking at everyone around us. Finally one guy said "You heard him."

It was fantastic.

Hahaha awesome work!

Yes to all of those! Except, I don't get paranoid. t:

The beedy eyes.

 

[Drizzle]

I don't like how old people are still allowed to drive

F**kin' A.

I hate when people eat BBQ ribs and lick, no, suck on their fingers for five minutes afterward. Christ, people, just use a wetnap.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Some of these old, post-menopausal ladies have a bizarre habit of whisper-hissing "good morning" as they fly by in a stress induced psychosis each morning.

Dudes don't do it, young or old...they A.L.L. go, anywhere from "good morning " to , "gOoooOOOOOoooD MORNING!!! "

But several older ladies, they walk in looking crushed with worry and repression from the very start, and they smile the fake smile they've perfected after decades, and they try to say "good morning" while making as little actual VOCAL sound as possible.

W.
T.
F.
?


Did their husbands get sick of hearing them b**** and decide to have their vocal chords surgically removed as they do with dogs?
No, 'cause if you ask them a question they'll answer in an audible voice.

It's just the "Good Morning".

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

OKAY, speak of the Devil....one of the ladies I'm talking about just got here.
I don't believe it.
She (without realizing how insane she looks), walked in the front door, made a kind of terrified grimace, raised her eyebrows, raised her hand, and waved, by wiggling her index finger, like the kid in "The Shining".

She's trying to shrink and succeeding so well that what started as a gauzy whisper, has now been replaced by a silent wave, BUT, that would attract too much attention, so she just waves with one finger.



These women are f***ed up.
It's Abbie Normal.

 

[William_C]

When people talk to me while I'm obviously busy [like Lunar said, when reading a book or trying to watch a movie and a person just does their damndest to talk to you]

People repeating themselves

People tapping me in the arm to get my attention

When friends try to say something funny again and again, if we didnt laugh the first time, there's no need for a second try.

When people come down to the computer lab, knowing good and damn well they are in a basement, yet they'll yell loudly "You cant hear me?!"

And people chewing their food loudly in a quiet room, smacking their lips >_<

 

[amazingfantasy15]

People who walk there dog and give the door a long leash so dog and owner are on either side of the sidewalk, it's like some weird tripline they've set up.

People who take up the entire sidewalk making it almost impossible to pass by, then when you finally get around them and they say sorry, they aren't sorry because otherwise they wouldn't take up the entire sidewalk in the first place and they've gone right back to taking up the entire sidewalk after you passed, like there won't be more pedestrian's that might need/want to pass them as well.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Person(walking passed me): Morning, how are you?

Me: I'm go-

Oh wait that person kept walking after they asked me a question


People who walk on cycle paths.

 

[Figs]

Cheery happy co-workers who always say "Hello" or "Goodmorning" to you like it's the first time they've ever seen you before.

Same with people or co-workers who say "bless you" for everytime you sneeze. Once is enough...actually screw saying things after someone sneezes. Has to be one of the dumbest traditions/comments ever.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Cheery happy co-workers who always say "Hello" or "Goodmorning" to you like it's the first time they've ever seen you before.

Same with people or co-workers who say "bless you" for everytime you sneeze. Once is enough...actually screw saying things after someone sneezes. Has to be one of the dumbest traditions/comments ever.

A-freaking-Men in the highest forever and ever!

 

[AndThePickles]

I like it when people say "bless you" the first time because I know they're just being polite. But I think that it should be all-encompassing, particularly because I tend to sneeze many times in a row.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Being tired during the day and not been able to sleep at night

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I like it when people say "bless you" the first time because I know they're just being polite. But I think that it should be all-encompassing, particularly because I tend to sneeze many times in a row.

Yeah, I just give the one bless you after the first one that encompasses multiple sneezes or just wait till the sneezes are done.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Too much to mention i'm like a Victor Meldrew (UK Sitcom) but a few things are-

People in places like burger king, the queue is huge they have loads of time to decide what they want yet they get to the front and its all 'ohhhhh what shall i have'

People in shopping centre's who walk really slow in front of you like there on Blackpool ****ing promanade.

People who crap in a public toilet yet forget how to flush.

People on the Hype that no matter what a mod says they agree, there a normal person, moderating a board about superheroes, it gets no more trivial there not the UN.

People who shout instead of speak.

People who fart and burp while youreating and think thats manners?

People who stare at your child because there crying and then stare at you like your a piece of crap they stood in becauseyour baby is OH NO crying.

People who look at you like your the biggest freak on the planet because your playing with your child, whoa a adult being silly, the humanity.

People who rev there cars at a zebra crossing, i've waited to cross im taking my time.

People who moan about internet grammar, so my grammars crap, so my spelling is a tad naff, i dont proof read, personally i dont see the point. it's a board on the internet, in the grand scheme of things, its no big deal.

 

[DeaDheaD]

My boss that is so incompetent and/or stupid to ever know what's really going on. To the point that we have to tell her how to do her job or do it for her on a daily basis.

........has your boss every tried to do your work....only to leave you to redo it anyways.

 

[Lord Valumart]

Cheery happy co-workers who always say "Hello" or "Goodmorning" to you like it's the first time they've ever seen you before.

there;'s a girl like that at my work who's overly happy all the damn time and it annoys the hell outta me...

also people who make you try some of their food WTF

 

[GarudA]

Too much to mention i'm like a Victor Meldrew (UK Sitcom) but a few things are-

People in places like burger king, the queue is huge they have loads of time to decide what they want yet they get to the front and its all 'ohhhhh what shall i have'

People in shopping centre's who walk really slow in front of you like there on Blackpool ****ing promanade.

People who crap in a public toilet yet forget how to flush.

People on the Hype that no matter what a mod says they agree, there a normal person, moderating a board about superheroes, it gets no more trivial there not the UN.

People who shout instead of speak.

People who fart and burp while youreating and think thats manners?

People who stare at your child because there crying and then stare at you like your a piece of crap they stood in becauseyour baby is OH NO crying.

People who look at you like your the biggest freak on the planet because your playing with your child, whoa a adult being silly, the humanity.

People who rev there cars at a zebra crossing, i've waited to cross im taking my time.

People who moan about internet grammar, so my grammars crap, so my spelling is a tad naff, i dont proof read, personally i dont see the point. it's a board on the internet, in the grand scheme of things, its no big deal.

I too am a bit of a Victor Meldrew. I also hate it when your walking and the person infront is so slow and it is difficult to get pass them, which happens to me everyday.

 

[Spade]

1. People who talk during movies in a movie theater.

2. People who think they're funny when they're not.

3. Papercuts that happen at random and get discovered at the worst of times. Seriously, it's like paper knows the way of the ninja and my skin is the equivalent of practice.

4. Clocks that die out on an important day.

5. The climate here in Nevada and its inability to be even slightly consistent.

6. People on the street who feel the need to peel back their eyelids and do nothing but stare at you for what feels like hours.

7. People who look at you like they stepped in dog poo after you do something nice for them.
8. People, in general. They annoy me.