EWWWWW Workplace:o

[chaseter]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

 

[Shemtov]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

sometimes you can't.

 

[chaseter]

Then spray something for god's sake

 

[DDS]

I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVAR take a dump at school. Just common courtesy. I hate when people just destroy toliets in public places...

 

[chaseter]

I never take a dump in public for that reason but mostly because I don't want to sit on a toilet where gross nasty people sit Too many diseases.

 

[CashforStash]

I'd take a dump in the public only if I had my Ipod on me soo I can watch the ending of JAWS:The Revenge.....


Good times, good times.

 

[Business Time]

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

QFT! Last summer I worked at a summer camp on pool duty and some kid pooped in the pool...we had to evacuate and they didn't clean it for a week!

 

[darkseid26]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

I know sometimes you gotta go but dear jeebsus hold it until you get home

it's ether at work, school, or after your dads done using the restroom

 

[PWN3R]

I hate that crap, man. Being framed for someone else's wrong pluming. And you can't say anything, because if you do, you just come across like you're trying to cover it up.

This is a unspoken travesty that can ruin workplace relationships.

 

[xwolverine2]

air inside the bathrooms should be sucked out everytime someone flushes... then replaced with clean air... followed by sterilization of the entire stall.

 

[darkseid26]

air inside the bathrooms should be sucked out everytime someone flushes... then replaced with clean air... followed by sterilization of the entire stall.

In The Year 2000

 

[Business Time]

In The Year 2000

The distant future, the year 2000.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

 

[Shemtov]

I never take a dump in public for that reason but mostly because I don't want to sit on a toilet where gross nasty people sit Too many diseases.

and you'd get arrested for indecent exposure.

 

[Immortalfire]

Don't you just hate it when someone at the office takes a gigantic dump and stinks up the entire bathroom and adjacent hall? And, when you go in to urinate you have to hold your breath and when you come out the person going in right after you thinks that you are the one that layed the massive bomb

My boss does that every damn day. I almost want to put a bio hazard sticker on the office door.

 

[Abstract]

One of the manager's at work used to take pride in the fact that he'd done it.

Ugh. I'm glad he's gone now.

 

[Addendum]

Then spray something for god's sake

Work don't have Lysol spray in the bathrooms

 

[Drakon]

I always wait til I"m at work, since I get to use the handicap stall in the employee lounge. That way, I'm getting paid to poop.

 

[Addendum]

I like pooping on the clock

 

[chaseter]

Not when the bathroom is in the main hallway. Dear jeebsus. Poop framing...I hate it Because for the rest of the day I keep thinking of how that guy probably saw me and then smelled the bathroom and went OH DEAR **** and then thought of me.

 

[chaseter]

and you'd get arrested for indecent exposure.

I would rather do that than sit on a toilet that someone just destroyed or had an STD and plopped right down Coincidentally I have pooped toiletless because I wouldn't sit down in a Porta-potty.


I cannot believe people use public restrooms like at gas stations. Thank god I am not a woman and don't have to sit down to do any of my relieving.

 

[xwolverine2]

Not when the bathroom is in the main hallway. Dear jeebsus. Poop framing...I hate it Because for the rest of the day I keep thinking of how that guy probably saw me and then smelled the bathroom and went OH DEAR **** and then thought of me.

just hold it in til the smell goes away... or mention how bad it smells out loud before going in.t:

 

[Addendum]

It's not like your s***s at home smells better

 

[chaseter]

It's not like your **** at home smells better

Nope...but other people aren't force to smell it

 

[Addendum]

That's what you get for going a damn bathroom, you know, where people s*** and piss

 

[chaseter]

just hold it in til the smell goes away... or mention how bad it smells out loud before going in.t:

HAHA next time I will come out of the bathroom like Ace Ventura 2