Fact Repeated As Urban Legend

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BREWSTER, WA—An actual occurrence passed into the realm of modern folklore Tuesday, when actor Robert Reed's 1992 AIDS-related death was repeated as urban legend. "Dude, this guy I know told me that the guy who played the dad on The Brady Bunch died of AIDS," said Jeff Gund, 16. "Can you believe he believed that?" Gund went on to tell the equally implausible tale of a woman who cut off her husband's penis and threw it in a field, only to see the man surgically reattach it and become a porn star.

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Dude, somebody told me that there are these things, they're like mixes of televisions, typewriters, and phones, and they are used by comic book geeks to talk to each other from all over the world! I totally gave him a wedgie.
 
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No way that can be true, if he died while making the movie, how did they finish it? He was there the whole movie, it's not like they could've used CGI, computers weren't even invented back then.
 
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Didn't work for me, though. :(
 
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but the house is 300 square feet
 
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sigh, this thread got old really fast

I heard that someone was going to close and delete it sometime soon
 

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