The Dark Knight Favorite lines from TDK.............

[Golgo-13]

The one that sticks with me is Bruce to Alred's convo abut Bruce turning himself in......

Alfred - "I guess they'll arrest me as your accomplice....?"

Bruce - "Accomplice? I'm gonna tell them you concocted the whole thing!"

Got a great laugh from my crowd.t:

 

[YoungE808]

What was that line from Harvey i think it was? May have been Batman or Gordon.

"....decent people living in indecent times..."

 

[The Shape]

I loved Gordon's last lines, as well as the final conversation between Bats and the Joker, not to mention everything that went down in the interrogation room. The writing and dialogue this time was miles ahead of Begins.

 

[Byrd Man]

Maroni: "As one professional to another, ya can't kill nobody from this high up."

Batman: "I'm counting on it."

Or something like that.

 

[BatFitz]

Joker's awkward "Hi" to Dent in the hospital. And that whole scene in general...the dialogue was so well-written (coupled with the strange piano compostion by Zimmer&Newton).

I also loved the final interaction between Gordon and Batman

 

[Immortalfire]

Joker's stories about his scars....creepy as hell

The chats between Gordon and Batman were perfect.

 

[Microchip]

"That's not MY diagnosis"

Not my fave line, but I didn't want to pick something quite so obvious.

 

[darkseid26]

Joker (to batman): "you complete me"

 

[cbotnyse]

"i'm like a dog chasing cars, i wouldnt know what to do if i caught one"

"madness is like gravity...all it needs is a little push"

"when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force"

 

[YoungE808]

I also liked Joker manipulating the guard cop in the interrogation room so he escape.

"So really I knew your friends better than you do."

 

[cbotnyse]

"i'm like a dog chasing cars, i wouldnt know what to do if i caught one"

"madness is like gravity...all it needs is a little push"

"when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force"

 

[darkseid26]

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[Haytham]

I can't remember correctly how it went but it goes something like

"How about a magic trick? I could make this pen dissappear." -Joker.

xD Then he slams the dudes head on the pen. Everyone started clapping.

 

[CFE]

*Joker's home video of the fake-Batman...bound to a pole...*

Joker: "look at me...

LOOK AT ME!!!"

That video creeped all of us the f**k out...it was intense beyond reason.

CFE

 

[BatoutofHell]

"And the suit wasn't cheap, you should know you paid for it."

"You think you can steal from us and just walk away?" (or something like that)
"Yeah."

 

[JaD]

"Sooo, you're into..ballet?"

"Joker's first look and smirk at Harvey in the hospital"

"Two-Face...Harvey Two-Face"

*walking into the mob meeting* "Ha, ha, ha, ha, he, he, ha, ha, ha. And I thought my jokes were bad."

Too many to count

 

[Redd]

What is the Joker Chaos speech?

 

[JaD]

What is the Joker Chaos speech?

When he's talking to Harvey in the hospital right? He says stuff like "Introduce a little anarchy" and he's an "Agent of Chaos" or something

 

[Redd]

When he's talking to Harvey in the hospital right?

yeah.

 

[Taiwarriorz21]

heath ledger did such a good job gosh i wish he were still alive to see it happen. maybe continuing his joker character in movies to come. gosh rip heath ledger what a magnificently talent young actor. gosh just depressing.

 

[stanimal]

fake batman: "What makes you any different than me!"
batman: " I'm not wearing hockey pants."

 

[JaD]

fake batman: "What makes you any different than me!"
batman: " I'm not wearing hockey pants.

It's "Hockey pads"

 

[Capt Throbberson]

Not counting any Joker lines.

I thought this exchange was pretty funny.

Reese: "I want 10 million a year for life."

Fox: "Let me get this straight. You're under the impression that your client is a man who dedicates his life to going out at night and beating criminals to a pulp....and your plan is to blackmail him?"

Reese: ...

Also, Gordon and Harvey's confrontation in the Hospital AKA the birth of Two-Face. Pretty chilling.

Dent: What was that name you used to use around the station for me?

Gordon: Harvey....

Dent: SAY IT

Gordon: ...Two-Face

 

[superadam87]

Tadaaaaa!

 

[batman_1982]

When he's talking to Harvey in the hospital right? He says stuff like "Introduce a little anarchy" and he's an "Agent of Chaos" or something

I remember him saying something along the lines to Harvey

Joker:"You see I'm an agent of chaos, and you know the thing with chaos is, it's fair"