Deadpool Favorite Lines?

[LostSon88]

I'm particularly fond of the line when Collosus says they're going to see the Professor and Deadpool goes,

"McAvoy or Stewart?"

That line went over a bunch of people's heads in my theater. t:

 

[hellblazer103]

so friggin' many.

" i'm gonna do to you what limp bizkit did to music in the late '90s. "

" better hurry up, don't wanna miss your midnight showing of blade 2. "

"(farts) #driveby "

" i had a nightmare about liam neeson... i kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't havin' it. they made 3 of those movies. at some point, you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent. "

" love is blind."
"no.... YOU'RE blind "

" it's gonna feel HUUUGE ! "

" you think ryan reynolds got to where he is now because of his method acting ? "

" you WILL die alone. if you even can die. atleast i hope you do, for other people's sake. "

probably even more that i need to see the movie again to refresh my memory ( probably didn't even get all those entirely right haha )

 

[AVEITWITHJAMON]

Anything between DP and Negasonic

And every line hellblazer listed

 

[Smilodon]

"Your poor wife!"

"Did you eat breakfast? Breakfast most important meal of day. Here. Have protein bar. Build strong bones. Deadpool might try to break them."

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

I feel like the Blade joke would've been just slightly better if he said Blade: Trinity as that is the film Reynolds was in.

 

[The Endless]

There's 150 kilos of coke somewhere. Next to cure for being blind. Good luck!

 

[Sithborg]

Definitely the line about how things couldn't go more sideways and then cut to Barakapool.

 

[BlackFox]

Managed to catch a Gross Point Blank reference second time round. Cant really post it here as its pretty strong language wise but just adds another notch to this films belt.

 

[Weather Witch]

"This is such a big mansion, but I only ever see the two of you around. Did the studio not have enough money for another X-Man?" I lost it at that line.

 

[vindrow]

"And, tell Beast to stop crapping in my yard"

 

[Rocketman]

"Hashtag Driveby" got me the hardest. A fart joke that's actually funny. Who would've thought?

Man, I need to see this a couple more times. They nailed it.

 

[Mike Murdock]

I'm particularly fond of the line when Collosus says they're going to see the Professor and Deadpool goes,

"McAvoy or Stewart?"

That line went over a bunch of people's heads in my theater. t:

I almost missed the line because people were still laughing from the previous joke. I figured it out because I caught him saying "Stewart."

 

[Web-Head]

McAvoy or Stewart and the AJAX named after the cleaning product one's were the one's I found the most hilarious.

 

[Mike Murdock]

Can anyone recall the exact DP/NTW exchange where it was like "what are you going to do, a rude remark or a long period of brooding silence?"

 

[ih8nyy]

I'm particularly fond of the line when Collosus says they're going to see the Professor and Deadpool goes,

"McAvoy or Stewart?"

That line went over a bunch of people's heads in my theater. t:

 

[Drizzle]

I missed the "McAvoy or Stewart?" line because I couldn't hear it over laughter. I'll have to catch that on the next viewing.

"This is such a big mansion, but I only ever see the two of you around. Did the studio not have enough money for another X-Man?" I lost it at that line.

Same. I think that was my favorite line of the movie.

I also loved Stan Lee's "Remember, you can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes."

 

[Leo Zelinsky]

Deadpool? Sound's like a franchise!

 

[BlackFox]

"Is it sexist to hit you or is it more sexist to not hit you. Its so confusing these days"

"Your clowning? your NOT clowning. I sense clowns."

 

[FeedOnATreeFrog]

"Maximum effort!!"

 

[Donner]

"Don't make the supersuit green." Haaaaaaa.


There was one part that had me in stitches but I can't remember the quotes. Guess I'll have to see it again *sighs*


I also missed the McAvoy or Stewart line. The laughter just kept going.


"This is a huge mansion but I only ever see you two. It's like the studio couldn't afford another character."

 

[Donner]

"Fear the T-Rex."

"I bet it feels huge in this hand."

 

[hellblazer103]

i almost forgot :


" alright, then. fists. "
"sounds like your last saturday night "

 

[Weather Witch]

"alright, then. fists."
"sounds like your last saturday night "

I started laughing on that joke and there was an awkward silence in my theater. t:

 

[Sithborg]

I missed the "McAvoy or Stewart?" line because I couldn't hear it over laughter. I'll have to catch that on the next viewing.

I almost missed it myself because I was in stitches. At first I thought he said McIlroy.

 

[JLMHodge]

I really liked Wade calling Negasonic Ripley along with the rest of that exchange. The whole Liam Neeson bit was very funny too. So many funny quotes it's hard to choose a favourite.