The Avengers Favorite MCU quotes

[T"Challa]

Was just watching IM on FX and it just reminds me how many quotables we've had thus far. Just list your favorites here. Here are some off the top of my head.

Obadiah Stane:

"TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE!! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!"

Thor:

"I Need a horse"

Chester Phillips:

"Look at him, he's making me cry"
"He's Still Skinny"
"I ain't kissing ya"

Justin Hammer:

This is whats gonna blow up the bunker underneath the bunker you're trying to blow up. I call it the Ex-Wife


Heimdall: You would defy the commands of Loki, our King? Break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?
Sif: Yes.
Heimdall: Good!
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[ElMariachi]

"This mortal form grows weak. I require sustenence!"

 

[Ms. Marvel]

Thor: This drink I like it, ANOTHER! *smash*

Frost giant: Run back home little princess
Loki: Damn.

Cap: So do you two....fondue?

Cap: What about you and Stark how do I know you two haven't been.....fonduing?

Howard: Fondue is just cheese and bread my friend

Thor: He's adopted.

Pepper: She did quite a spread on Tony last year....
Tony: And she wrote an article as well.

Tony: Are you kidding me with the hand up?

LOOOL there is soo many great quotes t:

 

[Quasimod0]

cap: What about you and stark how do i know you two haven't been.....fonduing?

Howard: Fondue is just cheese and bread my friend

lol.

 

[kedrell]

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

 

[T"Challa]

Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?

lol.

 

[Roose Bolton]

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[Drummerdude7]

'I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over a hundred times.'

 

[henry_9305]

Tony: "How does Fury see things in his left side?"
Maria Hill: "He turns."

Tony: "The truth is...I am Iron Man."

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

"He threw that forklift truck like it was a .....SOFTBALL!!!???!!!"

haha, there is just something bizarre about that line, it is one of those unintentionally funny lines, I always have a wee chuckle at it.

a. There is no way on Earth an Englishman would use the term 'softball'.
b. It just sounds funny, him exclaiming such a hamrless sounding word so angrily...SOFTBALL!!!???.

 

[Drummerdude7]

Spoiler

I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by -- "

*Proceeds to be flung around like a rag doll*

 

[Bren]

Spoiler

"His first name is Agent"

"He's adopted"

"I watched you sleeping..."
"So that's what it does..." (Sad but so unassumingly funny - going to miss Coulson!!!)

So many great quotes in Avengers...

 

[jacobed]

Iron Man: Uh and he didn't even invite me.

 

[psylockolussus]

"Hulk Smash"

"I need a horse"

 

[kedrell]

"Wanna give me a lift?"

"Right, better clench up Legolas."