Favourite quote/least favourite quote of deadpool 2

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  1. Silvermoth Avenger

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    I’ll go first

    Fave quote: “we should have a code”...knock knock knock knock knock.

    BOOM BOOM :woot:

    least fave: the bit about the xmen being a dated metaphor for racism in the 60s. Just a silly quote I know but there’s a long way to go before that becomes ancient history that doesn’t matter
     
  2. craigaat World's Greatest Spy

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    "I'm Black Tom Cassidy" "I'm white Wade Wilson"
     
  3. BlackFox Monster Hunter

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    Deadpools "hero" speech that he got "slightly" wrong from Colossus from the first film was gold.
     
  4. NotNickFury Registered

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    "F*** Wolverine."

    A great way to start the film, no less. And anything Weasel said when he saw Wade's baby legs. Seriously, TJ Miller just sells it at improv.
     
  5. DACrowe Registered

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    "Say ****, just once. We'll say it together." / "Fu.....ck." / "Oh wow, enjoy Hell."

    "So what's your superpower besides cultural appropriation?"

    "You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a *****!"

    "Pump the hate brakes, Fox and Friends."

    "Make way for the X-Men, dated 1960s metaphor for racism coming through."

    "I was fighting this badass in a cape, but then we found out both our moms are named 'Martha.'"

    "Don't worry, I'm just cleaning up the timeline!"
     
  6. David H. We’re not owed anything.

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    “Sugar bear.”
     
  7. Deck Rickard Dovahkiin

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    I don't remember what the line was specifically, but when he called that pasty thin guy "Jared Kushner", I ****ing lost it. :D
     
  8. Pennywise Registered

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    "Who are you?!"
    "I'm Batman!"
     
  9. David H. We’re not owed anything.

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    “Who touched you? Baldy-locks? Jared Kushner? Both?”
     
  10. Bats123 Master Chief

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    “A lot of old white men on the walls, should’ve brought my rape whistle”
    “I loved her, i loved her like ocean loves water” “Ocean is water”
    “My only superpower is unbridled cancer, give me a bow and arrow and i might as well be Hawkeye”
    “Next time, uber”

    There’s so many, i guess if there’s one i least liked/disliked is TJ Miller rehashing jokes from the last one like “he looks like an avocado”
     
  11. Deck Rickard Dovahkiin

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    Yes! That was it. Also the crack about Rob Liefeld not being able to draw feet was great.
     
  12. -JKR- Registered

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    "I'm Batman!"

    "You killed Black Tom, you racist son of a *****!"
     
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    "Dubstep is for *******"
     

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