Feeling The Effects Of fast food

[Captain Planet!]

So, for lunch today I went to McDonald's and got like, 5 boxes of chicken nuggets and a medium order of fries, I go home, eat it, and then something very strange happens. I feel my arteries clog. Then my ass feels like it is about to explode. I have realized that I have come to the age where I can no longer eat fastfood without feeling the consequences.

I guess I am not a child anymore.

 

[Nirvana]

 

[CrashNburn]

geez!...those chicken nuggets are good going down though

 

[millennium movies]

Actually it's a normal feeling...everytime i finish eating McDee's my stomach feels cramped up just as soon.

 

[CashforStash]

I can eat like 4 whoppers and I dont feel a thing.

I'm 14 though..(and oddly, i'm a pale skinny dude)

 

[CrashNburn]

mine too

 

[StrainedEyes]

5 boxes of chicken mcnuggets?

 

[Captain Planet!]

5 boxes of chicken mcnuggets?

I'm a growing boy.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I'm a growing boy.

An obese boy is more like it.

 

[Prison Mike]

well that's what happens when you eat 5 boxes of chicken nuggets. maybe you should lower your intake to maybe 1 box?

 

[DDS]

well that's what happens when you eat 5 boxes of chicken nuggets. maybe you should lower your intake to maybe 1 box?

That's what I was wondering.

Everyone knows how young I am know, but I think I'd still feel pretty "clogged up" if I ate 5 boxes...

 

[darkseid26]

An obese boy is more like it.

, this not a laughing matter...

 

[Showtime]

McDonalds Nuggets are officially gross, nevermind 5 boxes of them. You make the choices and you have to suffer the consequences.

 

[michephantom]

Thank your lucky stars you didn't eat 5 boxes of Wendy's nuggets. They don't really qualify as meat, but some fried, spongy substance.

Oh, also this.... duh!!

 

[DDS]

He first eyes his prey...

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

So, for lunch today I went to McDonald's and got like, 5 boxes of chicken nuggets and a medium order of fries, I go home, eat it, and then something very strange happens. I feel my arteries clog. Then my ass feels like it is about to explode. I have realized that I have come to the age where I can no longer eat fast food without feeling the consequences.

I guess I am not a child anymore.

Fast food has no nutritional value and is poorly regulated; of course it's unhealthy to eat, but if you do consume it, try moderation.

5 boxes? Do you exercise? Are you on some high-protein diet? (Granted, if you were, you probably wouldn't be consuming la psuedo-carne that comes from Mcdonalds)

Heavy eating wreaks havoc on your body. Try smaller meals spread throughout the day. You could also take multi-zymes with your meals. It stabilizes the digestive nature of your stomach.

 

[Bunker]

Captain Planet is a fat slob now.

 

[The Chairman]

I haven't McDonald's in over a year and am damn proud of myself. That sutff is absolutly disgusting and aside from the fries can't even boast taste as a redeeming quality. If I absolutely need to satisfy my fast food urge, I'll stick with Wendy's or Subway.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I haven't McDonald's in over a year and am damn proud of myself. That sutff is absolutly disgusting and aside from the fries can't even boast taste as a redeeming quality. If I absolutely need to satisfy my fast food urge, I'll stick with Wendy's or Subway.

Ugh, Subway is horrible. Every time I walk by one in NYC I spend a good 5 seconds in a cloud of the standard gross Subway smell.

 

[Bunker]

I haven't McDonald's in over a year and am damn proud of myself. That sutff is absolutly disgusting and aside from the fries can't even boast taste as a redeeming quality. If I absolutely need to satisfy my fast food urge, I'll stick with Wendy's or Subway.

The only fast food I eat is Wendy's and Taco Del Mar.

 

[Untilteld]

I haven't eaten fast food for at least two months with the exception of Subway because what I order is healthy. The smell in Subway is amazing though, I don't see why no one could dislike it? It smells like fresh bread and sauces, at least the Subway I go to.

 

[StrainedEyes]

I haven't eaten fast food for at least two months with the exception of Subway because what I order is healthy. The smell in Subway is amazing though, I don't see why no one could dislike it? It smells like fresh bread and sauces, at least the Subway I go to.

bleeegh It smells like bad quality chicken and sauces.

 

[Silk Spectre]

all that grease just make the poop just slide out. be prepared for some diarrhea in a few hours.

 

[Honey Vibe]

So, for lunch today I went to McDonald's and got like, 5 boxes of chicken nuggets and a medium order of fries, I go home, eat it, and then something very strange happens. I feel my arteries clog. Then my ass feels like it is about to explode. I have realized that I have come to the age where I can no longer eat fastfood without feeling the consequences.

I guess I am not a child anymore.

Wouldn't any food of that amount, whether you got it from a burger joint or not, do the same thing?
Seriously dude, reform your diet.

 

[Honey Vibe]

I haven't eaten fast food for at least two months with the exception of Subway because what I order is healthy. The smell in Subway is amazing though, I don't see why no one could dislike it? It smells like fresh bread and sauces, at least the Subway I go to.

The food tastes fine but,... I don't know. Jimmy Johns, Silvermine, Quizno's... no other sub joint has that swampy smell that Subway does.