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A FILMMAKER has caused outrage by trying to recruit students to auction their virginity online - and film their attempts.

Victoria's Monash University called police after receiving complaints about posters offering $20,000 each to a male and female virgin to appear in a feature-length documentary.

Melbourne filmmaker Justin Sisely is promising the successful virgins 90 per cent of any cash they make from their auctions.

Monash said the "Virgins Wanted" posters were torn down last week after a family group condemned the film's theme as prostitution.

But Mr Sisely claimed yesterday that he was an artist "exploring the idea of virginity as a commodity".

"It's a one-time thing, it's not like they're continually going to be a prostitute," he said.

But he admitted the film would include controversial scenes, such as the volunteers undergoing virginity tests.

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Mr Sisely said given the economic crisis, a couple of young virgins would welcome the financial benefits.

"Potentially, there's a truckload of money to have," he said. He claimed that up to 100 people seeking auditions had contacted his company, Thomas William Productions.

It was recently reported that an Australian businessman had bid more than $5 million for the virginity of Californian woman Natalie Dylan, 22.

Ms Dylan is running the private online auction through a Nevada brothel.

Australian Family Association spokesman John Morrissey said the practice of auctioning someone's virginity was immoral. "We condemn it out of hand," he said.

"It really is just a form of prostitution with virginity as the prize. It's just so foreign to Australian values, and to family values."

Monash spokesman Tim Mitchell said the university had contacted police after a staff member complained about the posters put up in the union building.

"We have contacted those responsible for them and told them the posters were not appropriate," he said.

"We don't want them on the campus again."

Mr Sisely admitted some parents had called to complain after their children had shown interest in auditioning.

But hundreds of posters had been distributed in the city centre and the overall reaction from students was positive, he said.

"It's funny, most people are taking them down not because they're offended, but because they want to keep them," he said.

He said he hoped to get cinema distribution for the virgins project.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25197076-1243,00.html
 
It's hard out here for a filmmaker
 
Looking for virgins? Has he tried the Hype? Just sayin'.
 
How can he prove these people are virgins? Is a lie worth 20 grand? Sources say yes.
 
If they want someone from here, they can have all the Batforum users.
 
Don't reward them with sex and money...reward them with death.
 
Don't reward them with sex and money...reward them with death.
Volcanic death, preferably. I'm sure there are a few unappeased gods who'd appreciate the gesture.
 
A FILMMAKER has caused outrage by trying to recruit students to auction their virginity online - and film their attempts.

Victoria's Monash University called police after receiving complaints about posters offering $20,000 each to a male and female virgin to appear in a feature-length documentary.

Melbourne filmmaker Justin Sisely is promising the successful virgins 90 per cent of any cash they make from their auctions.

Monash said the "Virgins Wanted" posters were torn down last week after a family group condemned the film's theme as prostitution.

But Mr Sisely claimed yesterday that he was an artist "exploring the idea of virginity as a commodity".

"It's a one-time thing, it's not like they're continually going to be a prostitute," he said.

But he admitted the film would include controversial scenes, such as the volunteers undergoing virginity tests.

Related Coverage
Filmmaker's virgin hunt outrage
Courier Mail, 17 Mar 2009
Daylesford goes feet first for 5-star indulgence | Short Breaks
NEWS.com.au, 14 Mar 2009
Virgin Blue shares worst performers in region | Business
NEWS.com.au, 14 Mar 2009
Movie offers to auction virgin
Daily Telegraph, 22 Jan 2009
Virgin card gets chop
Herald Sun, 20 Jan 2009
Mr Sisely said given the economic crisis, a couple of young virgins would welcome the financial benefits.

"Potentially, there's a truckload of money to have," he said. He claimed that up to 100 people seeking auditions had contacted his company, Thomas William Productions.

It was recently reported that an Australian businessman had bid more than $5 million for the virginity of Californian woman Natalie Dylan, 22.

Ms Dylan is running the private online auction through a Nevada brothel.

Australian Family Association spokesman John Morrissey said the practice of auctioning someone's virginity was immoral. "We condemn it out of hand," he said.

"It really is just a form of prostitution with virginity as the prize. It's just so foreign to Australian values, and to family values."

Monash spokesman Tim Mitchell said the university had contacted police after a staff member complained about the posters put up in the union building.

"We have contacted those responsible for them and told them the posters were not appropriate," he said.

"We don't want them on the campus again."

Mr Sisely admitted some parents had called to complain after their children had shown interest in auditioning.

But hundreds of posters had been distributed in the city centre and the overall reaction from students was positive, he said.

"It's funny, most people are taking them down not because they're offended, but because they want to keep them," he said.

He said he hoped to get cinema distribution for the virgins project.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25197076-1243,00.html

Good luck.
 
Wow. Where was this when I was a virgin? Totally. Un. Fair.
 
If they want someone from here, they can have all the Batforum users.
Hey! :cmad:

:o

If I didn't have my pride, I think I'd fetch more than that Natalie Dylan chick. I'm better-looking than her. :oldrazz:

But I'm sure guys who pay for virgins are creeps of the highest order.
 
... Or someone who isn't sure of their prowess so wants girls with nothing to compare his bump/jerk/shuffle technique with.
 
... Or someone who isn't sure of their prowess so wants girls with nothing to compare his bump/jerk/shuffle technique with.
The creep factor bothers me more. :oldrazz:
 
His "film set" is a dirty one-room studio over a dive bar on the east side.
 
You know what this film needs....is some Greg Kinnear!! Just sayin.
 
Is there a Male Virginity test? How does that even work?

Part of the questionnaire (Check all that apply)
I HAVE...

programmed a calculator in math class
studied a language on my own
always hated mainstream
done homework that wasn't required
done homework for somebody else
looked forward to dissecting a frog, pig, etc.
looked forward to doing my taxes
attended public academic lectures on my own
studied an artificial language (such as Klingon)
created an artificial language
filed the Census as my persona
worn 2+ watches at the same time
to keep track of multiple time zones
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after a mythological being
after a technical term
a Ph.D.
a perfect attendance record in high school
in college
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thought I could win a quiz show
corrected a professor in class
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corrected a supervisor on spelling or grammar
written a letter to the editor
written fan fiction
written hypertext fiction
written for a webzine
created a webzine
indexed and catalogued any personal collection
a subscription to a sci-fi or computer magazine
an anthropological or history magazine
a nature or science magazine
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to a games or gaming magazine
solved a Rubik's cube
solved an entire 500+ piece puzzle
I HAVE BEEN...

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in A/V club
a theater techie
to a gamecon
to another con
host at any con
game master
a computer lab monitor
to a LAN gaming party
host at a LAN gaming party
in a fan club or on their mailing list
"that guy" at a concert
in the SCA
seriously involved in the SCA
Trivial Pursuit winner > 10 times
called a geek
several times
labeled socially inept
by your "friends"
in "smart" classes
on a game show
a scout for 10+ years
a high school mascot
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to band camp
to a math/science camp
in the chess club
on any sort of academic team
in a math competition
placed high or won
in a science competition
placed high or won
to museums by my own freewill
referred to as Dilbert
referred to as Velma
dumped at a dance
dumped at a Star Trek convention
I HAVE... (2)

attended a geek party
been really excited about attending a geek party
thrown a geek party
Beta tested this Geek Test
roleplayed
3+ times a week
for 12 hours straight (or longer)
introduced several people to roleplaying
gamed in a tournament
and won
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a phone number with GEEK as the last four digits
or something equally geeky
worn a costume other than for Halloween or a play
worked for a Renaissance Faire
criticized normality
taken the Mensa test
joined Mensa
talked to plants to help them grow
quoted Yoda in conversation or debate, at least semi-seriously
gone to the movies alone
regularly
gone to a movie dressed up like one of the characters
alone
waited in line 2+ hours for movie tickets
waited in line 12+ hours for movie tickets
skipped parties to program or repair computers
to read or study
to talk online
because I'm not cool enough to go
argued about which "Trek" is the best
founded a club of any sort
snorted while laughing
never turned down a date
held an office in the SCA
written articles for SCA publications
used "authenticity police" in a sentence
framed my scroll(s)
I HAVE READ...

Douglas Adams
Piers Anthony
Isaac Asimov
Arthur C. Clarke
Stephen Hawking
Robert Heinlein
Robert Jordan
H.P. Lovecraft
Anne McCaffrey
J.R.R. Tolkien
any "The Companion to ..." books
books based on Star Trek or Star Wars
comic books
graphic novels
fan fiction
hypertext fiction
The Knowne Worlde Handbook
books on math/science outside class
books on grammar outside class
books on history outside class
Russian literature outside class
gaming books
cover to cover
entire calculator manuals
entire computer manuals
software/computer language books
for a reading circle or book club
joke/humor books for self-enrichment
I WANT...

more Magic the Gathering cards
a real lightsaber
a date
more computers
to work for Microsoft
to one-up Microsoft
to call Microsoft "Microshaft"
my own comic book store
my own gaming store
a yurt
Jean Grey
Jeff Goldblum
7 of 9
Jean-Luc Picard
Scully
Mulder
Max Guevera (aka X5-452)
Scott Bakula
Willow or Buffy
Legolas or Frodo
Leia or Amidala
ASIMO
more friends
more RAM
GPS
100-sided dice
to take over the world
to score well on this test
I BELIEVE...

in unicorns and dragons
in fairies, trolls or leprechauns
in aliens
in vampires
that I am a vampire
in the Force
that anything can be fixed
Linux is the only worthwhile OS
I ROUTINELY WATCH...

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Star Trek: Voyager
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Babylon 5
Farscape
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
MST3K
Dexter's Lab
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Beat the Geeks
Jeopardy
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documentaries
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Anime
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bonus features on DVDs
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Bladerunner
Clerks
The Dark Crystal
The Fly
Highlander: the movie
The Last Starfighter
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Matrix
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The Neverending Story
Princess Bride
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Spaceballs
TRON
War Games
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All Star Trek movies
The Star Wars Trilogy
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Transformers: the movie
Weird Science
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Rubik's cube
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>1 Steve Jackson game
and the expansion packs
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Marvel HeroClix line
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a techie black outfit
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any Star Trek film
any Star Wars film
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thermometer that also measures humidity
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2+ dictionaries
2+ calculators
> 1 chess set
> 1 trivia game
> 1 video game console
> 1 pre-1985 video game console (before NES)
beakers, test tubes or Petrie dishes
and use them as cups or dishware
an exotic animal
an endangered species
voltmeter
binoculars
spyglass
telescope
microscope
magnifying glass
laser pointer
a wizard
a superhero
a physicist
a historian
an economist
a librarian
a meteorologist
an astronomer
a vampire
a professional sound techie
a professional lighting techie
I LIKE TO...

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play with hazardous chemicals
make documentaries
read on Friday or Saturday nights
go to the library
browse the dictionary to learn new words
browse the Geek webring
do logic games
put together puzzles
help people with their finances
turn on my computer first thing in the morning
use 1024x768 or higher
use 1280x1024 or higher
program
roleplay
buy DVDs for their bonus materials
buy used game consoles
buy used video games
buy used electronics
work mathematical problems
work chemical formulas
do physics in my head
tinker with electronics
shop at Radio Shack
make people think I'm weird
play with Lego
listen to NPR or AM radio
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listen to audiobooks (Books on Tape®)
learn on my own
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Warhammer
Call of Cthulhu
chess
word games (like boggle, scrabble, crosswords)
games on my PDA
trivia games
games that have received a Mensa award
solitaire games
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They Might Be Giants
Devo
Weird Al Yankovic
Dr. Demento
Man or Astroman
Ween
Weezer
books on tape or CD
show tunes
cartoon soundtracks
music that nobody else listens to, ever
no sports
the accordion
more than one musical instrument
computer strategy games
Fantasy Baseball, Football, etc.
games via the internet
an excessive amount of computer games
Risk
all the way to the end
I WEAR...

glasses
that I have repaired myself
software company t-shirts
computer-humor t-shirts
computer-related ties, underwear, etc.
comic book-related ties, underwear, etc.
shirts that proclaim geekhood
Star Wars t-shirts
only black t-shirts
short sleeve dress shirts (men only)
a fanny pack
ugly or vintage clothing
as little brand name clothing as possible
my shirt tucked into my underwear
Spock Ears
permanently due to plastic surgery
Vampire teeth
permanently due to cosmetic dentistry
hi-tops
a digital watch
day-of-the-week underwear
suspenders
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comic books
superhero paraphernalia
spoons
calculators
vintage computers
bugs
trains
pins
snow globes
neat-looking rocks
stamps
coins
dirt
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cracked software
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created an operating system
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corrected Intel on hardware specs
altered registry files
used Usenet or IRC
created a newsgroup
a hard drive dedicated to mp3s
written shareware
written a regular expression parser
followed comic strips online
a computer at home with no cover on it
designed a robot
built a robot
built a go-cart
built a computer
built my own network of computers
designed a nuclear device of some sort
built a nuclear device of some sort
plotted world domination (to some extent)
destroyed things just to see how they work
played Final Fantasy
defeated Final Fantasy
defeated all Final Fantasy games
played video/computer games for 12+ hours straight
created a website
before 1996
submitted my personal website to search engines
owned a personal domain
before 1996
been on a listserv
created a listserv
more than 3 e-mail addresses
more than 3 screen names
dated someone over the internet
married someone I met over the internet
exaggerated on this test to score better
flat out lied on this test to score better
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C++
UNIX
Lisp, Ada, CGI scripting, Pascal, or Delphi
Java
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ASCII
HTML and/or JavaScript
l337 sp33k
Latin
what http:// stands for
what dpi stands for
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the three laws of robotics
and who invented them
Clarke's Third Law
how to set a telescope in polar alignment
the value of pi (to 10 digits)
more people online than in real life
who H.P. Lovecraft is
that Aol is the Spawn of Satan
that Bill Gates is both God and Satan
how to use special functions on a scientific calculator
chemical symbols for 10+ elements
the difference between speed and velocity
the names of 3 temperature scales
and the H2O freezing/boiling points of each
the difference between nuclear fission and fusion
and can explain it in detail
how to count in hexadecimal
the difference between octal and octane
what RAM and ROM stand for
who created MSDOS
who first implemented windows on their OS
what a "patch" means in computer terms
what the blue screen of death means
I KNOW... (2)

all about Jeanine Salla
what increasing barometric pressure means
how to count to 31 on one hand
how to play 7+ games with regular deck(s) of cards
how to roll-step and high-step in time
what GURPS stands for
my age in binary
my Jedi name
my Geek Code
the relationship between Chainmail and D&D
the names of 5+ Hobbits
5+ dwarves from The Hobbit
10+ Smurfs
2+ Dragonlance characters
5+ comic book writers
5+ Food TV hosts
5+ Star Trek characters
from each generation
the odd/even number rule of Star Trek movies
that the new millennium started in 2001
what a THAC0 is
extensive, useless trivia
how to write 1999 in Roman numerals
that the answer is 42
that I am a geek
 
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...they're called spoiler tags. :dry:

And that's my new bucket list!
 
With respect, after reading your 15 minutes i dont think your in a position to say that. Just saying.:cwink:
Oh snap. :lmao:

On second thought, my film would be uber-boring.

- "What can you say about your virginity?"
- "Don't give it much thought."
- "...."

I could never be a reality show contestant. :funny:
 
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