Flamer: the Series

[Abaddon]

The following day...
Hype High School
Twy stands on the steps outside the school when she feels a tap on her shoulder


Twylight: Huh?

Abaddon: Hello.

Twylight: Abba! *smacks his shoulder* Where have you been?

Abaddon: Around.

Twylight: You disappeared on me,and then nobody saw you and Para said you werent registered and I thought you didn't exist or something.It was like "Flight Plan",but less contrived.

Abaddon: They told me my name wouldn't appear on the roster yet since I just registered.I got bored and snuck out to get a drink of water,but the only one working was on the third floor,and I forgot how to get to back to class.I tried checking my program but it got wet and I couldn't read the number.By the time I did manage to get back,class was already over.When I asked about you some guys said you left school.

Twylight: Oh......

Abaddon: Where'd you go?

Twylight: Um....someplace.

Abaddon: Someplace?

Twylight: Yes.Someplace.A place somewhere.

Abaddon: Alright.

Twylight: I can't tell you where.

Abaddon: Thats ok.I'm sure you'll give in eventually.But anyway,I got to go see my internship advisor across town.I got to make sure I get credit.Plus its the only way to avoid another one of those random thread classes.

Twylight: Oh yeah.I hate those.

Abaddon: Later,Twy.

Twylight: Bye Abba. *hugs*


cut to school library
Fray swings the Sword of Ecilam whilst fighting pretend trolls


Fray: YAH!Take that!

Daisy: You might want to be careful with that thing.It is an ancient artifact.

Fray: It's also a weapon.

Daisy: You won't be needing it again,anytime soon.

Fray: You don't know that.

Daisy: Put it down.

Fray: Aww...spoil my fun. *sets it down*


LL lightly knocks on the door.Daisy gestures for him to come in,but he shakes his head.


Daisy: Uh,I'll be right back.Don't play with the sword anymore.

Fray: Then what should I do.

Daisy: You can either study,or sit and admire its shinyness.

Fray: Shinyness it is.


Daisy walks toward the double door and opens the left one slightly


Daisy: What is it?

Larrylegend: Just wanted to check up on you.How you feeling?

Daisy: My head hurts a little,but aside from that I'm fine.Its not so bad I have to fake the seriousness
of an injury to get sympathy.

Larrylegend: Ouch.

Daisy: I'm over it,really.

Larrylegend: You sure?

Daisy: yeah.As a matter of fact I thought we could get together next Thursday.

Larrylegend: Really?

Daisy: Yeah,we can double date.

Larrylegend: Um,sure I guess.But with who?

Daisy: Well,it'll be me and Slag,and you with whoever Slag finds for you.

Larrylegend: What?

Daisy: Come on,it'll be fun.

Larrylegend: erm..

Daisy: Great.We'll talk about later.Bye. *closes door*


Shadaloo Headquarters
Bison storms about the base enraged

: F***!!Why must you all suck so much?!!

 

[Abaddon]

Hyper Venom: We did our best,boss. And we did manage to collect some new artifacts.

: Best?BEST?!!I could s**t more competent lackeys than you idiots.All you had to do was get a damn sword.

Jollyjohnny: Well,you were there too.

: Didn't I fire you,dumbass?

Jollyjohnny: um....no.

: .......

Jollyjohnny: I'll leave.
As JJ exits Elijya steps through the door.


Elijya: Sir,I've got some good news.

: Elijya,I swear to God if this is a Geico joke I will break your ****ing skull open and piss in it.

Elijya: Its about our Flamer problem actually.

: What is it now?

Elijya: We're not well-equiped to handle this kind of
situation.I suggested to you before that we find a specialist to deal with the problem to keep our hands clean.

: And?

Elijya: And well,we found one.


Elijya pushes the door back,allowing the person in question to enter


Abaddon: So,when do I start?


END

 

[Abaddon]

Into every generation a Flamer is born. She alone must stand against the spammers, trolls, and the forces of dorkness. She is the Flamer.

Previously on Flamer…


Fray lays chained to an altar in the school auditorium

Fray: You murdered two innocent women!
The Exalted: I didn’t murder anybody.My loyal followers are the ones with blood on their hands.
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A group of hooded students gather in a circle chanting.In the center lies the naked and bloodied corpse of Webmistress_04;her body laying atop a pentagram
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The Exalted: You run about here spreading your hatred.Your thirst for violence.Now you must pay for your crimes.Humanity will benefit greatly from your loss.When your blood is spilt,the final step in the sacred ritual will make this place holy again.It shall protect us all from the ungodly ones.
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The Exalted VO: Three heathens.

the figures grab Dbella,and she desperately tries to fight back.One of them pulls out a blade and stabs her repeatedly.

The Exalted VO: One mission.
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Fray VO: How’d you manage to get all these people to follow you?

the hooded ones nod and remove their hoods revealing themselves.Twy is surprised to find all these fanatics are familiar faces: Drakon,Super Ludacris,Carter,Bored,Powderman,SweetPrima,Wenis,JlBats,and Silver S.
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The Exalted: My natural charisma
Fray: Hmm…I’m thinking mind-control.
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Exalted pulls the rope on the curtain revealing a large fountain shaped liked a flower

The Exalted: When you’re blood is spilt on the altar,the protection ritual will be complete.Protection from violence.Once the process has begun the school will be sanctified.No one will be able to harm any other person.Trolls,and flamers will be powerless.And once this done,I will release my love mist,that will allow all the newly peaceful posters to better accept my offering of love.
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Quick vignettes of the Archies coming to the rescue and their combined defeat of Exalted and his brainwashed followers.
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Matt: Hey Bored.
Bored: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
SapphirePrima: Bored hasn’t been himself since they operated on his brain.
JLBats: It was the only way to cure him of the effects of Exalted’s mind-control love gas.
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Daisy: you should really be resting up.
Larrylegend: I will.After I take you out to lunch.

Daisy: I’ve already made plans for today.
Larrylegend: Plans?

After a loud flush,Slag steps out of the men’s bathroom.

TheSlag: Ready Daisy?
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Abaddon: Peek-a-boo.
Twylight: Abba!J *hugs* What are you doing here?
Abaddon: I’m here on business.
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Elijya:I suggested to you before that we find a specialist to deal with the problem
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Elijya VO: well,we found one.

Elijya pushes the door back,allowing the person in question to enter

Abaddon: So,when do I start?
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A tall handsome young man steps through the doors leading into the hallways of Hype High,mesmerizing everyone who catches sight of him.

Twylight VO: Caretaker’s the most handsomest,popular guy in school.
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Logan: doughboy over there sounds like he’s beating a cat to death.
Twylight: what doughboy are you talking about?
Logan: The guy on stage.The talentless one that’s playing since we got here.
Fray: Caretaker.

Though Caretaker appears dashing to the others,its clear that through Logan’s eyes he’s a short pudgy kid.
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Max Shrek: Weeks ago he came to me asking for help.I’d stolen some programs,and codes and he was interested in buying one for me.
Twylight: Buying what?
Max Shrek: He asked for an image program.Something powerful enough to change the way people saw him.: He wanted to perform the task himself,and when he had the program installed it came through with a immeasurable amount of adware.The adware came as one single virus,and soon everyone that came in contact with his new form became infected.
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Caretaker: I was a nobody.And now people worship me.Nobody remembers that fat,smelly loser who couldn’t make friends.Everyone who ignored me,or picked on me is ready and willing to wait on me hand and foot.
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The gang run out towards the side exit of the SHH Night Club and find Matt lying on the ground.

Fray: What the hell happened?
Matt: Max put the whammy on me.He got away.
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On the school rooftop the Archie gang and Caretaker prepare to undo the damage caused by the program when at the last moment the latter abruptly changes the gameplan.

Fray: What the hell do you think your doing?!
Caretaker: I’m going to reinstall.
Fray: Youre going to kill us all!
Caretaker: I can make it right.

Like a swarm the virus raises out of its victims and into the air

The whole host of ads funnel into Caretakers true pudgy form,he’s thrown into a fit of spasms,and is instantly thrown into the final stage of the virus.His body starts to stiffen,and his face grows pale.He reaches out to others only to be stuck in an awkward position.Fray and Twy look on in horror at the living statue.

Twylight: Oh my God.
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Fray: Its over.
Matt: Now What?

Fray VO: Now we’ll deal with whatever comes next.

Hanging from the ceiling in the library entrance,a tiny camera flashes from within the broken light fixture.On the other side of the camera Elijya, sits at a station in the Shadaloo Base Control Room viewing Fray and the others in the library on various screens.

Elijya: Camera‘s fully operational boss.

: Sweet.
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The Hallways of Hype High
A typical afternoon at the school involved student loitering in the hallways,casually stepping in and out classrooms,spamming up the hallways.This was different.The hallways were vacant.The rooms unoccupied. The sound of mindless chatter absent.

Just then Matt bursts through the double doors running for dear life.In the distance angry voices could be heard.He ducks into an empty classroom and slams the door shut. The thunderous sound of feet pounding rises and seconds later a crowd of angry students stampede through the double doors,and down the hallway.They charge a classroom completely oblivious to Matt’s presence there.[/FONT]

 

[Abaddon]

Panting heavily,he leaned back against the blackboard to rest for a moment. They’d be back soon but hopefully he’d be able to escape the school without them spotting him.He scratched his head a bit wondering when suddenly three claws ripped through the back of the board and tore down the side of the wall.Matt yelps and runs out of the room,searching frantically for a place to hide.He dodges several shots of webbing and dashes towards the stairwell.


Matt makes his way out a rear exit and goes out into the school parking lot.Soon after the angry mob of students and teachers storm out of the building,wielding various weapons.



Toven: THERE HE IS!

Aunt Petunia: GET HIM!!!!

Principal Kipobe: End of the line,*******.

Matt: *nervously* Heheh.Look,guys.I think we can work this out in a civil,humane, nonviolent way.

Bored: FEAST ON HIS VEGETABLES!!

SapphirePrima: BREAK HIS LEGS!!!!

Toven: TEAR OFF HIS BALLS!!

Corinthian: ADVANCE ON HIM!


And so they did advance brandishing their various weapons,and giving Matt cold merciless stares. Seeing no means of escape from his predicament he closes eyes and with a quick prayer begins to step back toward the edge of the roof. No friends,no weapons,no hope.Taking one last look at his adversaries,he takes a deep breath and with one last step plummets off the ledge

 

[Abaddon]

opening credits

Fray Ok

Matt

Daisy

Twylight

Larrylegend

Herr Logan

Written and created by: Abaddon


Featuring:
Gunblade


Episode 5: Odium

 

[Kmack]

I want more!

 

[Abaddon]

More will come.

 

[Abaddon]

43 hours earlier
Downtown SHHdale

The town lay enveloped in darkness,save for the dim light of the crescent moon that shone through the clouds. Twylight paced back and forth in the alleyway of a sizably cliché abandoned warehouse, casually glancing at her watch and peeking around the corner of the building. After a moment or so a female figure popped out from around a corner and scurried toward her.



Twylight: I was worried.How’d it go?

Fray: Its fine.The perimeters clear,and unless he’s got some kind of surveillance system he won’t be expecting us.Two of our guys in there are making sure the hostages are safe.One of them should let us in any minute now.

Twylight: Wait,how do we know they werent brainwashed and are being used to lure us into a trap?

Fray: What are the odds of that happening again?

Twylight: I don’t know,and I don’t want to find out.

Fray: Try not to scare yourself too much.

Twylight: Well its hard when we’re missing two of our regulars.

Fray: You think I shouldve called Gunny?

Twylight: Nah,she’s busy working on finding more hot guys for her Ladies Observe thread.

Fray: Hey,if things go well tonight maybe we go afterward.

Twylight: Cool,we can oogle at attractive men and complain later about how guys are so superficial and how they objectify us.

Fray: Sounds good.

Twylight: I’m still nervous.

Fray: No time for cold feet.We’ve got to take this creep out before he hurts anyone.

Twylight: I know..I’m just a little worried.I don’t want to get in your way,I mean I’m not much of fighter,and I’m not all that experienced in any real magic,which kinda defeats the purpose of being a witch, I mean I’ve never really done a spell,and I’m not sure I have enough bandwidth to deal with what I’m capable of.And sometimes I worry I might get possessed by Satan or some digital equivalent,though I’m usually pretty cautious when I do try things.Plus I was so stressed today I think I failed my DC test,and I have a project due tomorrow I’ll probably have to stay up all night doing.Not that I know much about that either---

Fray: Uh,Twy youre babbling.

Twylight: Sorry.Told you I was nervous.

Fray: Just think of something that’ll calm your nerves.Think of baby goats.

Twylight: Okay.*closes eyes* Awww….^_^

Fray: Wait.I hear someone coming.Grab a weapon and brace yourself.

Twylight: But I havent got the baby goats out of my head.I can’t hurt anybody while I’m thinking of baby goats.

 

[DBella]

Nice update, Abaddon!
And the Previously On... helps for someone who hadn't been reading the middle episodes; someone like me.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: okay,then think of someone hurting bashing in the skulls of baby goats.

Twylight: Damn you Bendis!!!!!!


Matt pulls up on his bike but is immediately knocked off it by a debilitating blow to the chest.Twy moves to strike down on him again but comes to her senses just in time


Twylight: Oops.Sorry Matt. *helps him up*

Matt: Does anyone else see birds floating above my head?

Fray: and you're here now because...?

Matt: I got your pm.

Fray: I didn’t send you one.

Twylight: I forwarded the one you sent me.

Fray: Nice.Any word from our inside man,twy?

Twylight: Not since you left.

Matt: inside man?

Twylight: We had to find someone to do your job.

Matt: Herr Logan?

Twylight: No,he let himself get captured so that he could create a diversion.

Fray: We have someone else playing spy.

Matt: But I'm here now.I can do it.

Fray: Wrong tense,sweetie.You could have.

Matt: Well color me obsolete.

Twylight: I don’t think Crayola makes that color.

The backdoor opens then and Fray prepares to attack,only to find her inside man staring blankly at her

 

[Abaddon]

JLBats: Did I do something wrong?

Fray: No,sorry.Thought you were someone else.How's it going in there.

JLBats: he's pretty busy.Somehow he managed to get some robots to play henchmen.I was afraid I wouldn't be able to join his game.Wow,I sound so cool talking like this.I do sound cool,right?

Fray: Sure.

Matt: What is it this time,anyway?

Twylight: Redskulled kidnapped the Science Club and is forcing them to build some kind device that’ll probably hurt the women of hype in some way.

Matt: How do we know it’ll hurt women specifically?

JLBats: Because he’s a paranoid,misogynistic,*****ebag

Matt: He could still just be working on a school project or something.

JLBats: He’s calling it Operation: Kill****es.

Matt: Point taken.

Twylight: See what happens when you miss the Archie meetings?

Matt: Journalism Society had a meeting.

Fray: Which was right down the hall.You couldn’t sneak away for two minutes?

Matt: I couldve, but then I’d have ended up distracting you guys by asking about whats going on when you already went through it.

Fray: You mean like now?

Matt: Well,now is different.This is the butt-kicking part.The fun part.

Fray: You are so replaced.

Matt: I knew it!

JLBats: Anyway,I think the coast is clear.Come on.


They step inside sneakily,and tip-toeing as if the slightest step would trigger some sort of alarm in the run-down, abandoned building.The group scans the dark dank area,and catch site of a large metallic spire.As they move closer they see the rest of the contraption with various tubes,sphere's,yo-yo's,and broken tv antennae,amongst other unnecessary things placed for dramatic effect.Near the bottom they see Maxwell's Demon,and Danalys working on the finishing touches as they are prodded by robots with tin buckets for heads.It had all the glamour of a low-budget B movie from the 50s.


Fray: *whispers* Thats the machine?

JLBat: *whispers*Yup


They move along and hide behind a large pillar


Matt: So whats next?

JLBats: I'll go let Herr Logan know we're ready and he'll free the prisoners and take care of the robots.Then I guess we ambush Redskulled.

Twylight: What does that machine do?

JLBats: Not sure yet.I think I saw him preparing a speech.

Fray: Well it certainly looks menacingly crappy.

Matt: That and the robots.I mean if youre going to rip-off MST2k,at least do it justice.

JLBats: Hm,I should be going,before he suspects something.

Twylight: I don't think we should worry about something more immediate.Like those robots standing behind you.


They turn and spot the clunky machines,and before they realize are surrounded by a small bunch of them


Fray: I hate it when I don't see them coming.

 

[Abaddon]

A larger robot,which appears to be the leader of the group moves forward


Matt: Fray now would be a good time to whip out that sword of salami

Fray: I don’t have it..

Dpm01: Identify yourselves.beep,beep,boop,beep.

JLBats: Its alright.I was just escorting these guys,er,pond scum.They were spying on us out back.

Dpm01: Beep,beeop.*a red light flashes on his head* Bulls**t detectors going
beserk.beep,beep,boop.Restrain them.

Fray: Screw this


Fray gives the head robot a hard right knocking his block off.The others try to attack the surrounding machines but give up quickly after realizing how painful is it to try and punch something made out of metal.Fray is karate-chopped from behind by one the robots,and the gang is soon robbed of their weapons and sequestered.


Redskulled: Spies!


JLBats: I was trying to capture them when the robots began malfunctioning.

Skullbot: Incorrect Incorrect. Bulls**t detector alert!Bulls**t alert!

JLBats: Um…its lieing.

Redskulled: Scum.I shouldve known you weren’t interested in my vision.

JLBats: No offense,but your vision is quite stupid.Actually,scratch the no offense part.

Twylight: Why are you doing this?

Redskulled: Because you and your kind are evil.

Twylight: My kind.

Redskulled: Women.Trollops.****es.

Twylight: I don't get it.We're ****es because we're women?

Redskulled: Because youre evil and manipulative.

Twylight: Are you sure this isn’t just cause I didn’t lend you my pencil sharpener for Homepage Economics?Because I told you I’d already loaned it to Calvin and he broke it.

Redskulled: Nonsense.I don't care about you girly sharpener.

Matt: You didn't get stood up for a date did you?Cause man I know its tough,but youll move on.

Redskulled: Shut the f**k up,jackass.

JLBats: I might be wrong about this,but I don't think he a f**k to shut.

Redskulled: Was I talking to you?NO!

Twylight: You're insane.Insane and dumb.

Redskulled: And your only good for cooking and ****ing.

Matt: Man,what did your parents do to you?

Twylight: They created a monster.

Redskulled: I'm the monster?Pfft.You feminist types are all the same.Always trying to put the blame on men.

JLBats: In this case you are at fault seeing as you have this evil plan of yours and all.

Twylight: Nobody did anything wrong to you,but if they did you probably deserved it you little toad.

Redskulled: Don't talk to me like that *****.

Matt: Don't talk to her like that!

Redskulled: Oh,shut up.You and JL are just as bad as the blacks and jews.Waah!!You did this to me!!!!Waah you oppressed me!!!Its people like you that help minorities destroy the culture of my people.Theyre lucky to even be living here.And they wonder why they call us the master race.

Twylight: I feel like throwing up.

Redskulled: Maybe I should put my c*ck in your mouth to stop it.

Matt: Stay the **** away from her!

JLBats: He's not touching anyone.

Fray: *raises head* Ican attest to that.

Redskulled: I would f**k the **** out of both of you ****es if I wasn’t busy right now.Haha,you’d be bleeding on the floor begging for more,haha.I really need to **** a girl in the ass.

Matt: You really are sick.

Fray: *rubs neck* No,you guys have to understand.He's just a paranoid,misogynistic,*****ebag.

JLBats: Told you so.

Fray: A guy who hates women because we're evil?Someone's got mommy issues.

Redskulled: Women are creatures of sin.Just like Eve conspired with the serpent to bring about man‘s downfall,women today conspire in their feminist cabals threatening to destroy us.Below the fine fabric of all that is good in her runs the foul stream of hereditary evil, like a sewer. The vices and sins of her mother and of her mother's mother, to the third and fourth and five hundredth generation, taints them. The evil of an entire race flows through your veins.Now womankind’s punishment has come to pass.

Matt: I thought women were already punished in the Bible?

JLBats: Shh,quiet,he hates it when people use logic.

Redskulled: Guys like you will never understand.But soon I’ll bring hope to our race.Women will get what they deserve and I’ll be worshipped as a savior from their evil tyranny.Except I wont need a cross…just a weapon.


Redskulled steps back and walks p onto the larger platform where the phallic contraption stands.


Redskulled: Behold,my solution to the problems of the world.This, my greatest creation.

Fray: What is it exactly?

Redskulled: Its a finely tuned genetic disrupter,idiot.But why would I expect a women to know that?

Fray: Yeah,you'll have to forgive me.Maybe if I didn't spend my time playing with dolls,and having tea parties,I'd have time to read to read that bit in Supervillainy for Dummies.


Redskulled turns to Danalys and Maxwell's demon


Redskulled: Are you finished yet?

Danalys: I'm almost done with the sequencer.

Maxwell's Demon: The rest is taken care of.

Redskulled: Good,then you can get back in the cell.


With a gesture,the Skullbots take Maxwell's demon away


Twylight: *mutters* Where's Herr Logan?

Fray: I don't know,but we might need to make our own distraction Hey,Skullys.Mind going through your plan in a little more detail?

Twylight: Yeah,we really like hearing you use big words.It shows us how much smarter you are than us.God,I feel sick just saying that

Redskulled: Nice try. *smirks* Skullbots,bring out the catalyst.


Several Skullbots move and retreat into into a back area.A minute later they return holding a bound and gagged Aunt Petunia.


Matt: What are you going to do to her?

Redskulled: I may have a weapon,but I still need someone to pull the trigger.*turns to Danalys* Finished yet?

Danalys: Just about.

Redskulled: Good. *kicks him aside*

Danalys: Cruk!

Redskull: Move her in.


The Skullbot drag Aunt Petunia over and strap her down into the chair.Redskulled pushes a button on the panel beside her and the chair backs into a small chamber with various tubes,and electronic devices.Redskulled then reaches into his shirt and pulls out an index card.


Redskulled: *reads from card* The genome sequencer will create a genetic map that will allow my disrupter to target all who bear two copies of the X-chromosome.All women shall finally get their comeuppance!!

 

[Abaddon]

update pending.

 

[The Question]

I know I should read all of this, and I will, But I have one question: Am I in this?

 

[Abaddon]

You mightve had some sort of brief cameo,I don't remember. I don't think anyone who isn't on Ritalin would have the patience to read through all of this,but you can feel free to skim through. Also there's a separate thread I made to relate all questions,comments,and suggestions so as not to clutter up this thread too much: http://superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435.

But your interest is duly noted,and I may find some way to squeeze you in. We can discuss what kind of role you'd be interested in playing in the thread above,and I'll see if I fit it into the plot for this current episode.

 

[SapphirePrima]

update pending.

I think it's necessary

 

[Abaddon]

Matt: Leave Aunt Petunia out of this!

Redskulled: Why should I?Is she not the perfect woman?Does she not represent all that is wrong with the world?She embodies sin. Filthy,disgusting,****.

Fray: Did your mother abandon you or something?

Redskulled: You don't have a right to say s**t about my momma. She knew her place,unlike b**ches like you.

Twylight: If I was your momma I'd give you a spanking!

Redskulled: I'd like it.

Twylight: With a sledgehammer.

Redskulled: Kinky. But only if I get to do you in the butt.

Twylight: I should've put you on ignore when I had the chance.

JLBats: Hear.hear!

Matt: Damnit *turns to Maxwell's demon* Why don't you guys report him or something!Fight back!

Maxwell's Demon: We don't have a choice.

Danalys: It wouldn't be in our best interest.


Danalys and Maxwell's Demon stand revealing a large strap that runs across their waist and around their crotches,held by a red buckle.


Redskulled: I knew I couldn't persuade them to build me the device without some incentive.

Matt: Incentive?

Redskulled: Keeping their penises.

JLBats: eh?


Redskulled reaches into his pocket and pulls out a key-chained sized remote control


Redskulled: I've got explosive strapped to their crotches. If anything goes wrong,BOOM!

Twylight: Sick.

Redskulled: Don't worry,it's only enough to do damage to that particular region. If they manage not to get their his blown off,I'm sure they'll be able to live normal lives....sorta. Is it done?

Maxwell's Demon: Pretty much. You should try testing it on a rat or something first. I don't think anyone will survive it.

Redskulled: I'm willing to make that sacrifice. *elbows him in the gut* Now enough stalling. Skullbots,bring out the other prisoners!I don't want anyone missing this.


The Skullbots retreat into the back area and return a minute later ushering in the equally crotch-bomb strapped members of the Science Club-,along with Herr Logan


Logan: *looks to the others* Well this is embarassing.

Fray: Didn't I tell you to be sneaky?

Logan: I had a clear shot of him.

Redskulled: SHUT UP!It's time to begin.


Redskulled walks toward the control panel of the device and starts charging up the chamber the terrified Aunt Petunia sits in.He flips a switch then runs over to chamber.


Redskulled: And so...man was damned through woman's transgression. Now its time she gets her just rewards.*pulls down a lever*


Various lights go off in the machine and the vials of fluid bubble and fizzle. Various whirling noises are heard as a green light fills the chamber and Aunt Petunia's genetic code is analyzed and displayed on a control panel screen. Suddenly the whirling noise dies down and a blaring horn is heard.


Redskulled: What the **** is going on?!


He runs to the control panel and see's the word Error scrolls across the screen.


Redskulled: somebody better fix this!

Fray: What's the matter,couldn't get it up?

Danalys: *walks over* It was working fine.

Redskulled: What happened?!

Danalys: The readout says its inconclusive. Something mustve gone wrong. Either that or the test subject is too sexually ambiguous to meet the needs of the sequencers protocol. It shouldve analyzed it by now.

Redskulled: What are you babbling about?She's obviously a woman,stop trying to cover your ass and fix it!

Maxwell's Demon: Told you we shouldve used a different test subject.

Redskulled: I want all of you geeks on this!! I want this fixed tonight!

Danalys: Even with us all working,it's impossible to tell how long it will take to get this up and running again.


Redskulled holds up the remote control and pushes the button,which causes the buckle's on their waists to glow a bright red


Redskulled: As of now, you have 30 seconds.

 

[Abaddon]

Le Fleur Du Merde
Whilst the others are keeping busy we see formally dressed Councilman Slag,Daisy,and Larrylegend at one of the most popular restaurants at Hype.And the only one where French cuisine is made by Yugoslavian,and Czech immigrants.The three sit at a table awkwardly.LL taps his foot and his fiddles with the breadsticks.

Larrylegend: Do we really need this much bread?

Slag: Its custom.

Larrylegend: I know that,but whose going to eat all this. HOw can you run a successful business when you're trying to stuff your customers with bread before they even get the meal.

Slag: Oh,there’s your date.Let me go lasso her over here.

Slag stands and walks over to a young buxom bleach-blonde wearing standing impatiently.They greet each other with pecks on the cheek and Slag leads her back to the table

Slag: This here is my bud,Larrylegend.

Larrylegend: Hello

Young Woman: *thick Jersey accent* Hi there.

Slag: oh,and this here is Daisy.

Young Woman: Nice to meet chu.

Daisy: Likewise

Larrylegend: Pardon me,but I don’t think I caught your name.

Young Woman: Booby.Booby McTitcock.

Larrylegend: *nearly chokes* Well that’s a mouthful.

Slag: Well,sit down girl.

Daisy: So um…*clears throat* Titti.How do you know Slag?

Booby: Oh,dat’s a funny story.I was at the Opera House with my boss trying to get some ideas for some experimental prahject he was tryin' out,and halfway throuwh da show I lost my necklace.I thought someone had stolen and I started panicking.Slag,who was in the same booth then offered to help….


LL drifts off deep in thought whilst staring hypnotically at his date’s breasts


Larrylegend: *thinks* Where the hell did Slag meet this broad?How come I don’t run into hot women?Oh,right I’m not some bigshot politician.Not that it matters anyway.This chicks look screams harlot.And whats with the name?Oh,the double entendres will be endless tonight.And good God,the accent!At least she’s easy on the eyes.Though I could do without the chitter-chatter.Wait,look alive LL,I think think she’s on to us.


Booby opens the menu covering LL’s view of her cleavage.


Booby: So the necklace turned up in my cleavage,and Slag was the only one to spot it.

Slag: I’ve got a good eye.

Booby: And it turned out we'd met a few years earlier.

Daisy: Really?

Booby: yeah,I stripped at one of his friends bachelor party.

Daisy: Oh? *pretends to be surprised*

Booby: Yeah,but that’s in the past,I guess.I’ve moved on to bigger and better things.

Daisy: that’s nice to hear,

Larrylegend: What do you do,Titti?

Booby: I’m an actress.

Larrylegend: Cool.Might I have seen you in anything?

Booby: Maybe.I’ve been in a few gems.Mostly independent films.

Larrylegend: Like what?

Booby: Boob Raider,Booby the Vampire Layer,******* Island.

Larrylegend: So youre---

Booby: An adult film star.I hope that’s not a problem.

Larrylegend: Well,erm…it’s a something Slag failed to mention.

Slag: I didn’t think it was that important.

Daisy: So,is Booby just your….professional name?

Booby: Actually I had it legally changed to Booby McTitcock.

Daisy: Oh...well,its fitting,I guess.

Booby: Thanks.Didn’t care much for my old one. Used to get teased alot.

Larrylegend: I can't imagine anyone teasing a beautiful lady like yourself.

Booby: .

Daisy: I don't mean to pry, but what was it? *sips wine*

Booby: Anita Papsmear.

Slag: And on that note,I think its time we ordered dinner.*gestures toward waiter*

Larrylegend: Nice segue.

Booby: Great,I’m STARVED.

Larrylegend: You got a big appetite?

Booby: Enormous.

Slag: Now,I’m going to have to take that as a challenge.

Booby: I should probably rephrase that.Things got a little crazy the last time you ate me under da table.

Daisy:

Slag: It was at a buffet,All you can eat.

Booby: And boy can he eat. *annoying Fran Drescher-esque laugh*

Daisy: *mutters* This is going to be a long night.

 

[SapphirePrima]

Awesome. Abbadon you're one of the few people who update their stories on a decent schedule.

 

[Abaddon]

Cut back to the warehouse where the panicked Science Club members desperatetly try to fix the device.

Wiegeabo: 30 seconds?Is he ****ing crazy!

Superman: Do you really have to ask?

Danalys: My balls are burning!

PoWder-man: I knew I shouldve spanked it this morning.

Logan: Damnit,somebody better do something quick!

Redskulled: 15 seconds!

Fray: Sorry Logan.

Matt: Yeah,man.Tough break.

Logan: Useless!


Logan breaks away from the Skullbots and tackles Redskulled


Redskulled: Gah!Idiot.Only I know how to stop the bombs.Youre just wasting precious seconds.

Logan: Then if I'm losing my goods,you're losing yours.*SNIKT!*


A group of four Skullbots come down on Logan but are suddenly hit in the chest by a series of spinning shuriken,followed by a hail of smoke bombs.Redskulled crawls through the smoke heading towards the remote control.He manages to reach it and stands just as the device counts down the last ten seconds.He turns around and finds TheSpawn swinging through the smoke on a grappling hook.


Redskulled: What the hell?

Spawn: *kicks him and releases the rope* At least on youre on the right track.


Spawn picks up the remote and removes the batteries.The lights dim on the belts and the grip is loosened from their waists.


Spawn: No trick there.

Logan: *removes belt* My hero.

Fray: um..little help?


Spawn reaches over to his utility belt and pulls out what appears to be a clipper.He gives it a good shake and it flips open into a chakram,which he then hurls at the Skullbots surrounding the others.The chakram ricochets off each of the bots holding onto a captive,allowing them to break free.


Redskulled: Damnit! *wipes bloody nose*SKULLBOTS,I ORDER YOU TO DESTROY THEM!!!!

Another horde of Skullbots emerge and move to attack.The gang fights back with whatever objects are their dispense.Logan slices through them whilst criticizing the shoddy workmanship,Spawn wrestles a few with his chains,Fray superposter strength to keep them back,Matt and JLBats team up using fallen robot parts to keep the fend off the machines,and Twy savagely beats them with her purse.

 

[Abaddon]

Back at the Restaurant Daisy,Slag and LL finish their meals.

Slag: That was nice.

Daisy: It was.

Slag: Say,we should go see if the Art Museum is still open later.

Larrylegend: I'll pass.

Slag: You sure?

Larrylegend: I prefer to look at pretty pictures in the form of a comic book.

Daisy: *scoffs*Or the latest Playboy.

Slag: So you up for it?

Daisy: *sips wine* Yes,I'd love to.

Slag: Great.I'll be right back,I gotta do the Councilman thing and greet a few
folks.Be back in a jiff. *walks away from table*

Larrylegend: Is Booby still in the bathroom?What's taking her so long?

Daisy: She ate a lot.Maybe she's trying to manage her food.

Larrylegend: eh?

Daisy: I'm just saying.A perfect body like that can go to the pits with the
amount of food she ate.

Larrylegend: And just what are you implying?

Daisy: Nothing.

Larrylegend: Right.

Daisy: Its just,she's a little vapid,don't you think? *pours more wine*

Larrylegend: No.

Daisy: Oh,figures.

Larrylegend: why do you say that?

Daisy: Nevermind.I'm sure you were too busy focusing on her,um....conversation to notice.But just forget it.

Larrylegend: If you say so.

Daisy: By the way,you might want to wipe the drool off your chin before she gets back.

Larrylegend: Oh I get it...someones jealous

Daisy: Jealous?Please,don't be ridiculous.

Larrylegend: I think maybe you wish you were the big porn star.

Daisy : Yes,I want to be just like the porn star.

Larrylegend: So you wouldn't want to switch places?

Daisy: Having sex with men on camera is just not something I would do. Well, not professionally anyway.

Larrylegend: Of course,someone would have to wine,dine,and well...wine some more.

Daisy: what are you talking about?

Larrylegend: Just saying,you've been hitting the booze pretty hard tonight.

Daisy: You have no right to say that.

Larrylegend: I calls 'em like I sees 'em.

Daisy: You no what,how about we not talk for the rest of the night?

Larrylegend: Fine.You can chat up Slag.

Daisy: Good,I will.

Larrylegend: Shouldn't be too hard.I mostly tune out anything that's sleep-inducing anyway.And lets face it,most of your convo is just that.

Daisy: Right,anything that isn't related to sports or comic books isn't interesting to you.

Larrylegend: and everything related to old paintings,and dusty books is fascinating to you.

Daisy: Well I'm sorry if Slag and I made you feel left out of any conversation that was too sophisticated for you.I thought maybe you'd be a little more open-minded.

Larrylegend: Pfft.I've got sophistication coming out the wazoo.

Daisy: If thats what you'd like to think.

Larrylegend: Just a fact.

Daisy: Oh,I doubt that.

Larrylegend: You're pretty snooty when you're hammered.

Daisy: I'm not drunk.

Larrylegend: If thats what you'd like to think.

Daisy: Hardy-Har.Now go read a book or something. *downs wine*

Larrylegend: At least I don't have to be pretentious in mentioning some obscure literature during a eulogy.

Daisy: I'd mentioned The Third Policeman numerous times to Wareagle,for your information.But it's no surprise it'd go over the head of someone who's used to reading books with pictures.

Larrylegend: *takes bottle of wine away* I think you've had enough

Daisy: Whatever. I can't wait till Slag comes back.I could be having an argument with someone cultured.

Larrylegend: Just because I don't spend my free time going to museums,or listening to Edith Piaf doesn’t mean I’m not cultured.

Daisy: Then what does it mean?

Larrylegend: Boobies coming.

Daisy: And least try and tone down the shallowness.

Larrylegend: No,I mean my date.

Daisy: *turns* Oh.

Larrylegend: Yeah,I guess now you'll have to deal with hearing us blab about vapid,noncultured things.

Daisy: Let's go back to original plan,and stop talking to each other.

Larrylegend: What was that?Oh,must've been the wind.

Daisy:

 

[Abaddon]

Back at the warehouse,the newly freed science club now come down menacingly toward the fallen Redskulled while the others continue to battle his Skullbots

PoWder-man: Good trick,*******.

Wiegabo: The game's over now.

Maxwell's Demon: Let's do another calculation,shall we?How many feet are able to fit into one rascist,bigot's *******?

Danalys: I think that requires some extensive research.

Redskulled: Too bad you'll never get the chance.


Redskulled quickly rolls over to the chamber nearby and holds a sharp scrap of metal to her throat


Redskulled: Come near me and I'll cut her like a fish.


Meanwhile,the combined might of Twy,JL,and MAtt isn't enough to keep the back a group of Skullbots,who manage to shove their way past them and hover/roll to angry students surrounding him and begin attacking.Seizing the oppurtunity,he Redskulled runs over to the control station and tries to reactivate the machine.


Twylight: He's trying to start it!

Fray: Well,somebody stop him!

Logan: Yeah,we're a little busy here.

Spawn: They aren't slowing down.

Fray: Seriously,what the hell kind of loser has the time to make this many robots? *headbutts* Ow.

Matt: I'll get Petunia! *dashes towards chamber*

Twylight: erm...


Twy looks at her comrades who are still being overwhelmed by the army of machines


Twylight: I'll do something....


Twy ducks and dodges past the metallic sentries and leaps on Redskulled back. Taken by surprise,he stumbles back and then tries to force her off.


Redskulled: Get the **** off me,you crazy *****!

Twylight: Well,flower you too! *beats him on the head*

 

[Abaddon]

EDIT: Not just yet

 

[Abaddon]

Frustrated,Redskulled backs up hard against a metal pole,injuring Twy. She slides off and holds her back,and the unscrupulous schemer goes back to fiddling with the controls.

Matt meanwhile tries to free a panicked Aunt Petunia from the straps keeping her in the chair within the chamber. Petunia stomps on her gestures with her head,but Matt was trying to focus,although he was briefly distracted after noticing how tightly her legs were closed and trying to casually glance towards what appeared to be a camel toe.


Aunt Petunia: mhnmdhf

Matt: What?

Aunt Petunia: Nhferjskf grejh

Matt: *ungags her* What?

Aunt Petunia: Jesus Christ,you've never unhooked a bra before?

Matt: look,I'm doing the best I can.

Aunt Petunia: Just get the buckle behind me.

Matt: Which one?

Aunt Petunia: Around my waist,and don't try to cop a feel.

Matt: Alright


Matt reached behind,while getting a good whiff of that hot asian chick hair. Oddly enough he couldve sworn he was smelling Old Spice. He managed to loose the buckle and miraculously Petunia broke through the main straps,and removed the remaining ones himself...er,herself.


Aunt Petunia: Thanks.

Matt: You're welcome.


Petunia gave a puzzled expression to Matt as he creepily stared at her. Suddenly from behind him several battle-damaged robots came at them


Redskulled: Ha its done!


Redskulled looked over at the machine only to find the chamber empty. Desperate to follow through on his plan he violently grabbed Twylight and forced her into the chamber.He quickly shoves her into the seat and uses whats left of the straps to bind her hand and feet to it. Twy,still in pain from the knock down, tries to fight back and delivers a vicious kick to the shins.


Redskulled: AHH!****!****ing *****!!

Twylight: You really need a better vocabulary.

Redskulled: I'll buy myself a Tehsaoris,WHEN YOU"RE DEAD!*walks away*

Twylight: It's thesaurus, you moron!


Redskulled charges up the machine once more and basks in the various flickering lights.


Redskulled: Its too late now.First we’ll punish the women,then we’ll better be able to keep the minorities in check.May God have mercy on your evil evil souls.


Twy struggles and slinks out of one the straps when she starts to feel the effects of the machine. The chamber floods with light as her genetic code is processed. A growing humming noise is heard coming from the center of the machine and the others briefly turn away from the battle.


PoWder-man: It's started...

Fray: Oh crap.

Matt: Took the "out crap" right out of my mouth.

Fray: Please tell me there's some kind of fail-safe.

Weigabo: Get her outta there and the interlock should trigger.

Maxwell's Demon: We haven't tested it yet.

Fray: There's no time.*runs over to free Twy*

Logan: And if it doesn't work?

Weigabo: The disrupter will send out a wave that'll cause painful mutation in anyone with a vagina.

Aunt Petunia: whew....I mean,er,dagnabit curse my womanliness!!

Superman:

Matt:

The Spawn: ......

 

[Abaddon]

Redskulled: You're too late. Nothing can stop it now!!


Fray ducked into the chamber and found herself blinded by the intense light.


Fray: twy!

Twylight: AHHH!!!!!

Logan: No sense in standing here like idiots. *SNIKT!*


Logan ran at the base of the machine,violently ripping at the phallus.


Twy sat there with her eyes shut tight. She felt the device's energy rising to dangerous levels. It would only be a matter of seconds before the disruptor released the powerful pulse. She tried to calm herself and looked deep inside her minds eye. She conjured up the image of a large sphere covered in wires and circuitry. It hung there in the blackness slowly rotating and appeared to be almost breathing. Twy then remembered having specifically switched her Gwen avatar for a Black Canary earlier in the day. She wondered if she could summon her avatars capabilities and send out a jamming signal to stall the device. At the very least it would buy them enough time to shut down the machine. First she'd have to make sure she got out the right frequency in the precious milliseconds she had. Still focused on the sphere,she felt herself reach inside it and instantly connect to a seemingly infinite network of information. With one breath she found what she needed and let out a piercing Canary cry that spread like a wave successfully disrupting the disruptors targeting system.


Twylight: *thinks* It's working. I can feel it! wait..how long do I have to keep this up?


Twy free's herself whilst trying to stay on the same frequency and moves along with Fray out of the chamber. Her voice gives out and she holds her throat with a pained expression.

Danalys grabs one of The Spawn's blades and runs at Redskulled with it. The frightened misogynist ducks out of the way as the blade comes down and it sinks deep into the control panel,which erupts in sparks and several minor explosions. The remaining Skullbots immediately shutdown.


Redskulled: NO!!!!YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!

Fray: You know Redskulled,if I were you,I'd be praying for a steel cup right about now because you know this is only going to end in me castrating you. You know,for irony's sake.

Redskulled: Shut the **** up!!

Fray: Chaa..you know what?Un-uh.


Logan tears apart the last of the restraints holding the machine up and leaps off as it falls over with a loud thud


Matt: It's gone limp.

JLBats: How embarassing.

Logan: *storms over to Redskulled* It's lights out,you egg-sucking piece of gutter trash.

Fray: Now,now I'm sure we should let the Hype authorities handle this.


Redskulled flees


Logan: You were kidding right?

Fray: Does a banned user ever come back?


Fray chases after him,quickly catching up and tackles him to the ground. She gives him several hard-earned punches whilst yelling profanities and just as she's about to connect her knee with his crotch,Redskulled grabs at her arm and electrocutes her.


Redskulled: 2,000 volts,*****!


The stunned Fray falls over and Redskulled scampers off as the others run to her aid.


Matt: What the hell?

Fray: *groans* Go after him!


Matt reacts immediately,in hopes of defeating the imbecile but finds himself playing catchup with Herr Logan who already dashed after the villain. Close behind, Logan positions himself to take Redskulled down,but the supremacist is quick and removes his cloak,briefly blindling him,and allowing Redskulled to give him a quick taser-slap across the face. Matt races past the fallen Logan and with an air of arrogance takes him down at the knee.


Matt: Better luck,next time.

Redskulled: Was just about to tell you the same.


Redskulled tries to grasp and electrocute him,but Matt grabs his wrist and forces his back.


Matt: You know I actually wish I'd known you before. I couldve hated you much more than I do now.

Redskulled: Lurking comes with some benefits. Figures though,anyone who doesn't agree with your opinions is hateful. Liberal idiot.

Matt: Right-wing, nutjob. You're about to be filleted,you wanna talk politics or you got anything better?

Redskulled: *smirks* Yeah,I got just one thing to say: Brodiebruce.

Matt: eh?


Redskulled knees a confused Matt in the groin and delivers several shocks to his body. Matt lays crouched on the ground as the villain flees