Flamer: the Series

[Abaddon]

back at the Hospital
Doctors and nurses scatter the hallways,nearly sweeping up the three would be heroes.Fray see’s a young doctor step out the locked room and holds the door open

Dr. Sassycat: What are you doing?
Fray: Um..helping?
Dr. Sassycat: It’s a code teal.
Fray: So,should I be worrying about terrorists or not?
Dr. Sassycat: Are you even authorized to go in there?
Fray: Of course I am.
Dr. Sassycat: Well, we don’t have time for that.
Fray: Sorry, I’m new to this. Whats a code teal?
Dr. Sassycat: There’s been a virus outbreak. We’re closing all sectors and heading down to the source.

Sassycat shakes her head and leaves

Twylight: What do we do?
Fray: You guys just go, head back to the school. I’ll catch up later.If anything happens just pm me.
Twylight: Are you sure?
Fray: Just go!!

Fray heads off into the room and the door quickly shuts behind her. Twy grabs Matt and they head into an elevator


Back at City Hall, the elevator doors open and Slag, Daisy, and LL step out calmly.They head down a corridor and pass a group of penguins waddling in the other direction. Daisy turns to look at them and bumps right into Slag who stops at the doorway.

TheSlag: Should be right in there.
Daisy: Aren’t you coming with us?
TheSlag: I got you this far, the rest is up to you guys. *pulls a pass from his shirt pocket*
Show these to the secretary, and he should let you in. In case you get in any trouble, just say you got lost In the tour. Adios, folks.

LL takes the pass with an irritated look. Slag hugs Daisy,and turns to give a disgruntled a firm handshake.

TheSlag: See you later,padner. *heads out*
Daisy: Nice seeing you.
Larrylegend: Uh-huh,lets go.

he grabs Daisy by arm and they walk to the secretary’s desk. With a grunt Daisy pulls her arm from his grasp

Daisy: Whats the matter with you?
Larrylegend: Nothing. I just think we have more important things to worry about.

he looks to desk and see’s no one. He scratches his head and wonders if he should just step through the door and into the Mayors office. His question is answered when a penguins head pops up from the chair

Perry the Penguin: May I help you?
Larrylegend: Uh…yea.
Perry the Penguin: And how would you like me to do that?
Larrylegend: Well…um….
Perry the Penguin: I can get you a dictionary if you like. Maybe that way you’ll learn enough words to fill a sentence.
Daisy: Uh,forgive my friend here. It’s just,we didn’t know penguins could talk.
Perry the Penguin: Not all of us can,but yes some do.
Daisy: Evidently.
Perry the Penguin: Oh,you must be one of those.
Larrylegend: One of what?
Perry the Penguin: One of those self-assured Philistine’s, who thinks they know all.Yes,just because we’re short and we waddle,we must be socially inferior creatures.We aren’t capable of speech .We can’t enjoy the finer arts.We’re just dumb animals who don’t know better than to stand for hours in intense cold, and wallow in our own feces.
Daisy: I’m sorry.It’s just unusual.
Perry the Penguin: You make me sick.It’s people like you that have me working for the government.I’ll change things from the inside.You’ll see!You’ll all see!!!!!
Larrylegend: If you don’t mind me asking, how are you going to do that from a secretary’s desk?
Perry the Penguin: *narrows eyes* One step at a time.
Daisy: Sorry if we offended you, can you let us in to see the Mayor.
Perry the Penguin: No.
Larrylegend: Look,guy..er, penguin.We have a pass here that says we can go anywhere we ant.So how about you let us through that door? *lays the pass on the table*
Perry the Penguin: How about,no.

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy: We apologized already.There’s no reason for you to keep being indignant,
Perry the Penguin: Oh,right.Because that’s all us penguins know how to do!!You and your damn stereotypes!Get the hell outta here!!!
Daisy: We got permission from Senior Advisor Slag,so if you don’t let us in,we’re going to have to report you.
Perry the Penguin: You don’t scare me,hussy.
Larrylegend: This is a joke.
Perry the Penguin: Yeah,cause all us penguins are jokes?That’s what you think,isn’t it?!!!!
Larrylegend: I’m getting of you,little fella.
Perry the Penguin: No surprise there,you didn’t like me the moment you laid eyes on my smooth, flightless body.
Larrylegend: You’ve got to be kidding me.
Perry the Penguin: Tell me. Admit it, you hate me because I'm a Penguin!
Larrylegend: Right now,I hate you because you’re being a jerk.
Perry the Penguin: That’s it!!!!You asked for it pal.


the penguin hops on the desk and jumps at LL,grabbing his nose with his beak.LL tries to shake him off frantically,but the penguin just starts smacking his face with his wings.

Larrylegend: Get the hell off me!!!!!!

Daisy acts quickly and picks up a stapler off the desk.She then starts beating the penguin with it,until she inadvertently staples a clip into his flesh.The penguin releases his hold and drops to the floor,LL holds his bleeding nose,cursing under his breath
Perry the Penguin: Oh,I see.Now its two on one.Well,you want some of dis hussy?Then bring it on,b**ch!!!!

The penguin runs at Daisy’s legs,but she stops him with a firm kick to the face,that’s enough to send him flying into a wall.LL,turns and looks down at the unconscious assaulter

Daisy: he’s not dead is he?
Larrylegend: Daisy!
Daisy: He was attacking you.
Larrylegend: You beat up a penguin!Way to kick ass!.
Daisy: Promise you wont call PETA.
Larrylegend: Lets just get rid of him.


LL picks up the penguin and looks around for a place to put him.Daisy moves behind the desk and gestures toward the drawer.LL nods in acknowledgement and Daisy opens the drawer.


Daisy: I feel like a Soprano.
Larrylegend: It was either him or us. *drops the body in the drawer*
Daisy: But he’s just so cute.I mean,who doesn’t love a man in a suit.
Larrylegend: I don’t. *shuts the drawer*
Daisy: Well,of course you don’t.

LL rolls his eyes thiking back to Daisy’s reaction to seeing Slag.It was bad enough he was making more money than him,now he had to showboat and brag about his huge office while he was in his expensive suit.Envy was getting the better of him,but Daisy had barely noticed.They moved towards the door of the Mayors office,and with a sigh LL opened it and stepped in.As they both entered they looked around the room at the various pictures and dolls aligned along the walls.Daisy tapped LL‘s shoulder and pointed to the Mayors desk,where a chair was turned facing the window


Larrylegend: Sorry,to disturb you Mayor.We had some trouble at your desk.That secretary of yours is quite a handful.
Daisy: He’s worse than David Spade.Even career-wise.
Larrylegend: Anyway,we don’t wanna take up too much of your time.But there’s a small crisis at hand.It would be greatly appreciated if you could help us.

Not hearing a response they step closer

Larrylegend: Um..Mayor?Mayor?

LL stops at the front of the desk,and is suddenly filled with the temptation to turn the chair,to see if anyone was even sitting there.He raised his hand as if to reach over,when he heard a word spoken,clear as day.”Empress”.He brought his hand back and he exchanged perplexed looks with Daisy.

Larrylegend: What?

The chair then spun around to face them

Mayor Dew: Call me Empress Dew.

 

[Abaddon]

Cut to Hospital
Fray steps in the room and is instantly struck by the cold tempearature.She shivers a bit,and makes her way down a small, dimly lighted hallway.IT’s quite clear to her that no one was here was guarding the area,a Twy had said. She feels an eeriness as she makes her way out of the hall and into a large chamber.She looks around her seeing an assortment of electronic devices.Fray turns and nearly knocks down what appears to be a large spider slayer.The noise startles someone on the floor below.


Thyroid Girl: Hello? Who’s there?

Fray ducks behind a large oscilloscope hoping not to get caught.Thyroid Girl looks stops and looks around for a moment,before talking on her cell

Thyroid Girl: Alright,Dew.Call me back when you get this message.Oh,and clear your pm box. *closes phone*

Thyroid Girl makes way her up the rigid steps and out of the room.Fray pops back up and nosily makes her way down the steps.She reaches the bottom and finds herself surrounded by large glass boxes set atop white platforms.As she passes walks straight ahead she notices that there are people in the boxes,and it becomes apparent that these boxes are actually containment cells..Fray tries to slip past quietly but is spotted by one of the detainees

Bored: Hey,you.I know you from school.
Fray: Oh…um..hi.
Bored: Fray ,right? *wipes the sweat off his forehead*
Fray: Yeah…..howve you been?
Bored: Exhausted.They’ve been trying to drain that mist crap out of my system for the past few days.It’s like 90 degrees in here.
Fray: Oh.Where are the others?
Bored: Dunno.They split us up after detox.
Fray: Are they pressing charges?
Bored: No,I don’t think so.They had us go through some psych evaluations before we got out.
Fray: Then why are you still being treated?
Bored: They think I still have that stuff in my system.But I don’t.I don’t want to hurt anybody.I’m harmless.
Fray: that’s nice.
Bored: …..
Fray: ……
Bored: …..
Fray: Well,this has been awkward enough.Take care.
Bored: Wait!! You think you can let me outta herez?
Fray: That’s probably not the best idea.
Bored: You can trust me,I’m fine.I just wanna get home.

A great sympathy comes over Fray and she considers letting him out.After all,he’d seemed rehabilitated.She steps closer to the glass and tries to find the release button.

Fray: You owe me.
Bored: Thanks a lot.
Fray: By the way,have you seen Doc Ock around here?
Bored: Yeah,he’s down to your right.Hes been acting pretty crazy since he got here.Glad I missed his class.
Fray: I think I got it.

Fray finds a keypad and presses a lighted green button.A loud buzzing is heard and the glass wall slowly begins raising.Bored lowers his head and steps off the platform.

Bored: Thanks a lot.You don’t know how much I appreciate this.
Fray: Don’t mention it.
Bored: I just really want to thank you,for everything you’ve done.

Bored reaches out to hug Fray and knees her in the gut, subsequently grabbing her by the hair and starts banging her head against the keypad

Bored: THANK YOU,SO MUCH!!!!!!

Fray grabs a pen from the keypad and jabs in into his thigh.He stops and holds his wound,grunting in pain.

Fray: Your welcome! *knees him in the groin*

Bored crouches over and Fray finishes him off by kicking him back onto the platform.She then turns back to the keypad and presses random buttons to close the wall,eventually fiding the right button and shutting herself off from the lunatic.

Bored: It’s not over.It’s not over by a longshot,b**ch!!!PEACE AND LOVE WILL TRIUMPH!!!!!!
Fray: Not today,freak.

She hobbles down toward Doc Ock’s containment cell,holding her ribs.It‘d been the second time in the day that she‘d been attacked in that particular area.She was sure now they were bruised,but her superhuman healing abilities would eventually kick in.One of the benefits of being a Flamer.With a pant she turned to face the last box on the right and saw Doc Ock strapped tightly in a straightjacket.His tentacles were stretched out to the ceiling,each one being held in a corner by a mechanical contraption that seemed to prevent him from using them.His ensemble was completed by a quaint Hannibal Lectur-styled muzzle.Fray pressed her hand against the glass and in an instant his eyes opened wide staring back at the unwanted visitor.

 

[Abaddon]

Back to the Mayors office
LL, and Daisy stood shaking in their boots in front of Mayor, or as she liked to believe,“Empress” Dew. Dew ran her hand through her hair a bit, before putting on her tiara. She then grabbed her royal staff, and stretched her feet out on the desk, laying her fuzzy penguin slippers on some papers.

Mayor Dew: What can I do for you?
Larrylegend: Heh.
Mayor Dew: What is it?
Larrylegend: You said “what can I do” for you.Heheh.
Mayor Dew: ……
Larrylegend: Sorry.Don’t ban me.
Mayor Dew: Why are you here?
Larrylegend: There’s been an incident at the school.
Mayor Dew: I’ve heard.I can’t do anything about it,until find out what the problem is.
Daisy: And when will you find that out?People are getting hurt.
Mayor Dew: I’ve got someone working on it already.
Daisy: SO what are we supposed to do?Wait here until the whole town goes insane?
Mayor Dew: Hold that thought.


Dew sees a flashing light on her phone and turns on her headpiece

Mayor Dew: Whats up?
Thyroid Girl: Dew,I‘ve been trying to call you for hours.
Mayor Dew: Did you find out anything?
Thyroid Girl: Yeah,its some sort of pop-up virus. The school teacher was first one diagnosed, but I think they're are others. Most of these reported cases have been coming from the school. They just sealed off some of the sectors her, to prevent it spreading.It might be too late.
Mayor Dew: Anything else?
Thyroid Girl: That’s about it. I’ll be heading back to the office now,so bye.
Mayor Dew: Bye. *hangs up*
It’s a pop-up virus.
Larrylegend: What?
Mayor Dew: I don’t know where it came from,but I can guarantee you that this problem will be taken care of.
Daisy: How?
Mayor Dew: Well,if they manage to contain the virus and find a cure, then everything should be fine. After all, Empress Dew can solve all problems.
Daisy: But, what if they can’t contain it? What if it gets worse?
Mayor Dew: Then I can either ban the infected individuals,or I can shut down the school.
Larrylegend: Shut down the school?!
Daisy: Ban them?!
Mayor Dew: The school is where the virus seems to have developed, it’ll probably have to be deleted. And if the victims can’t be cured, they’re gone. I can’t risk this virus spreading any more than it already has.
Larrylegend: There’s gotta be better options than those.
Mayor Dew: Are you questioning my ability to handle this situation?
Larrylegend: No not at all.
Daisy: I think what he meant was---
Mayor Dew: SILENCE!!!
Daisy: But Mayor--
Mayor Dew: EMPRESS!!!!!
Daisy: Yes,Empress Dew.There--
Mayor Dew: Now curtsy.
Daisy: Um..alright. *curtsies* There has to be another way,you can’t just ban people for something they have no control over.
Mayor Dew: Actually,I can. And I will do so if necessary. I’m so sick of you cadgers barging in here with your unrealistic expectations. What you people don’t seem to understand is that I have an enormous amount of responsibility on my shoulders. Its not fair for me to make allowances for some people and not others.
Larrylegend: We get that, but there’s always another solution. I mean we have the Flamer working on this, maybe we can figure something that’s in everyones best interest.
Mayor Dew: Flamer? You have flamers trying to figure out how to do my job?
Larrylegend: Well…its just one
Mayor Dew: Who is this flamer you’re talking about?
Daisy: erm...just some gay guy. Really flamboyant.
Mayor Dew: I have a zero tolerance policy for flamers, trolls, and any other idiots who think they can get away with it deteriorating the quality of life for everyone in this town. Too many things have been out of control as it is.
Daisy: Right.We’ll be leaving now.

Daisy grabs LL by the arm and pulls him towards the door

Mayor Dew: Anyone caught harboring trolls or flamers will be dealt with severely!
Larrylegend: Thank you for your time.

 

[Abaddon]

Daisy yanks him out of the room and shuts the door

Daisy: Well,that went horribly.Any other brilliant ideas Larry?
Larrylegend: At least we know now that it’s a virus.Maybe the Mayor will come around.
Daisy: Don’t you mean the “Empress”. It’s bad enough she’s considering banning everyone infected,but then you had to go and mention Fray being the Flamer.
Larrylegend: I didn’t say her name.\
Daisy: Oh,like that makes a big difference.
Larrylegend: I thought it might help if she knew that there was someone else who could help.Its not like Fray’s some random flamer,attacking people.
Daisy: Obviously Her Majesty can’t tell the difference.
Larrylegend: There’s a bright side to this,if you’re willing to see it.
Daisy: The bright side is: we made it out alive before the Queen of Hearts ordered our heads chopped off.
Larrylegend: *sighs* Fine,it was a disaster.Happy now?
Daisy: Larry,I know you mean well,but this was just a waste of time.Lets just go back o the school.We should be working anyway.
Larrylegend: If that’s what you want then--

LL looks over the secretary’s desk and notices the drawer is open.He leans over the desk and out of the corner of his eye, see’s a small figure quickly scatter away.

Larrylegend: Let’s get out of here.

they swiftly walk down the corridor and into the elevator.As the doors close,Daisy turns to LL with an apologetic look.

Daisy: I guess it wasn’t all bad.It wa kind of an adventure,and it was great to see Slag again.
Larrylegend: Yeah,great.
Daisy: Maybe we can stop by his office on our way out.
Larrylegend: Or we could leave as soon as possible.
Daisy: Whats the matter with you?
Larrylegend: Nothing,it’s just that I’m sure Slag has more important things to do than brag about how successful he is,while you make goo-goo eyes at him.
Daisy: Oh,I see. So in other words your jealous.
Larrylegend: Ha! I am not jealous.
Daisy: I get it now.You and Slag used to be like brothers,you stuck by each other through thick and thin.But you guys were also extremely competitive.He was always the most popular,and now that he’s making more money than you,you can’t even stand to see him.
Larrylegend: Oh,please I wouldn’t have come here if I couldn’t stand him.I’m perfectly happy where I am.
Daisy: Then why can’t you be happy for him?
Larrylegend: I am happy for him!!I am thrilled for him!!!
Daisy: You don’t seem very happy at all right now.
Larrylegend: Are you kidding me?I am ecstatic!!!I am Mary friggin’ Poppins happy!!!!!
Daisy: Look--
Larrylegend: I am supercalifragi--whatever happy,damnit!!!!
Daisy: You sure have a way of showing it!
Larrylegend: Well,what do you expect me to do?Should I run up and kiss him the next time we meet?Yeah,that’s what I’ll do.I’ll give him a big slobbering kiss when I see him,would that make you happy?
Daisy: No,it wouldn’t.
Larrylegend: Then what do you want from me?!
Daisy: Just forget it.I would’ve handled it differently is all I’m saying.
Larrylegend: Right,cause you’re Ms. Perfect,sitting there in a library all day.While other people are out there actually living,you mope around and collect dust.
Daisy: Excuse me
Larryelegend: Don’t act so surprised you know its true. It’s not like you even read comic books anymore,just old ancient crap that’s better off being displayed in a museum.
Daisy: A library is a museum.It’s a museum of art and literature,from various ages and places.A museum might actually be a better name for it.
Larrylegend: Yeah,well I’d call it the Museum of Nobody-Gives-A-Damn.
Daisy: Figues you wouldn’t understand it. It’d be a miracle for you to even pick up a book that doesn’t have pictures in it.
Larrylegend: What does that mean?
Daisy: I’m just saying it doesn’t make sense for you to hate libraries when you’ve never even made it out of the childrens section.


Before the argument can get any more heated,the elevator doors open to the main lobby where a throng of angry penguins stand waiting for them

Larrylegend: This can’t be good.

 

[Psycho Hulk]

:Space for rent:

 

[Abaddon]

I made a separate thread for comments Hulk: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435&goto=lastpost

Now,scat!

 

[Abaddon]

Back at the High School
Twy and Matt try and sneak back on school grounds.As they slip through one of the back entrances,theyre caught by a furious Principal Kipobe.Or rather,they catch Principal Kipobe fondling some young newbie.

Principal Kipobe: Hey,what the f**k are you doing here??!!!!

the young newb shoves Kipobe and escapes

Matt: Uh..what were you doing?
Principal Kipobe: I didn’t see anything if you didn’t.
Matt: Deal.

they part ways,and Twy and Matt make their way to the library where they hope to find Daisy.

Meanwhile in SHH Hospital
Fray tries to make sense of the babble Doc Ock is trying to communicate.From the looks of it,whatever treatment they were giving him,seemed to have made him quite docile.However,the virus had caused a series of splotches to appear on his face

Doc Ock: The sounds are hear.Theyre everywhere.
Fray: What happened to you?
Doc Ock: I’m not looking for a date.Hmm…men seeking women,women seeking men.Who seeks the seekers? *cackles*
Fray: Something happened to you this morning.Something that made you crazy.Can you tell me what it was?
Doc Ock: History Channel.
Fray: Try and focus!
Doc Ock: Things happen.It all slows me down.Nothings real.Nothing here is real.
Fray: God,can you give me a decent answer?!!
Doc Ock: It’s Jennifer Lopez!!Any idiot could’ve guessed.
Fray: Do remember Daisy?The Tb?Anything?
Doc Ock: The Girl Next Door looks good.But youre not the blonde.Youre a fraud!!

Fray shakes her head then turnd and looks over at the keypad.After pressing some random buttons she finds a list containing Doc Ocks medical history.Among the ailments are: Arachnophobia,psychosis,paranoia,and most recently an unknown strain of adware virus

Fray: Hmm…I think I know whats wrong.

She turns and leaves

 

[Abaddon]

Back at the school Matt and Twy head towards the library when their cut off by Principal Kipobe and Dean Paraxodium

Paradoxium: Cutting classes.You two should know that’s grounds for suspension.
Matt: but we weren’t,right Principal Kipobe?
Principal Kipobe: Wrong,son.I saw you with my own eyes.
Matt: No,you didn’t,remember?
Principal Kipobe: Yes,I remember you two sneaking back into the school,and running off before I could grab you.
Matt: Oh,please.We saw you with that student.
Twylight: And what we saw you doing isn’t exactly part of school policy.
Principal Kipobe: Tsk tsk.Cutting and lying.This should make for an interesting permanent record
Matt: We’re not lying.
Twylight: Just forget it Matt.We should just take this to the school board.
Principal Kipobe: And who do you think they’ll believe,the handsome principal of this beloved institution,or a whiny young trollop,and a kid whose failing all his classes.
Matt: I’m not failing any of my classes.
Principal Kipobe: Well,we’ll just have to see about that.
Twylight: You can’t do this.You can’t possibly believe him,Para.
Principal Kipobe: He’ll believe what I want him to,as long as he’s on the pay roll.
Matt: You’re a jerk
Principal Kipobe: That’s Principal Jerk,to you.Now,allow Paradoxium here to escort you to my office.

Caretaker appears behind them

Caretaker: That wont be necessary.Theyre with me.
Principal Kipobe: Oh,why didn’t you say so?*turns to Para* And you thought they were up to no good.I should fire your ass.
Paradoxium: I’m ashamed.
Principal Kipobe : You should be.Now lets get out of here and let these kids continue whatever they were doing.
Caretaker: Thank you.
Principal Kipobe: Anything for the guy who set the record for the highest post count in our county.

Para and Kipobe bow their heads in worship and walk off

Matt: Thanks a lot,Caretaker.
Twylight: Yeah,we owe you big time.
Caretaker: No problem.What were you guys doing anyway?
Twylight: We were just headed to the library.
Caretaker: Cool,I’ll walk you there.

they walk a short distance before seeing Elijya and Cyclops stepping out of the library

Matt: What were you doing in there?
Elijya: It’s a library.What do you think we were doing?

they exchange suspicious looks

Cyclops: Come on.We’ve got work to do.

Cyclops taps Elijya on the shoulder and they bothr turn and leave.Matt and Twy quickly go into the library and a perplexed Caretaker follows

Matt: Work to do.Evil work probably.
Twylight: I wouldn’t put it past them.
Caretaker: What are you guys talking about?
Twylight: Oh,sorry.Its just we have a history with those Shadaloo goons.Theyre bad news
Caretaker: Hm,I guess Elijya did seem kind of menacing,I just figured he was grumpy because he couldn’t get it date.
Twylight: *scoffs* well who’d want to date someone like that?
Caretaker: It can be tough sometimes.I remember crying myself to sleep sometimes because girls wouldn’t even bother to talk to me.
Twylight: And when was that?
Matt: Yeah,what are you talking about?You’ve always been popular.Girls have been lining up just to hear breathe.
Caretaker: Uh..it was a long time ago.
Matt: Maybe those girls were gay.
Twylight: Could you blame them?Most guys aren’t even worth dating,and the ones that are don’t even notice you.If it weren’t for guys like Caretaker,I think I’d probably go gay.
Matt: There aren’t any guys like Caretaker.He’s one of a kind.
Twylight: Yeah,you’re right.It’s why everyone loves him so much.
Caretaker: *laughs nervously* I guess.
Twylight: I wonder where Daisy went.
Matt: You know her,she’s probably off somewhere researching some ancient,mystical,crap.
Twylight: She’s cool,but the every gal needs some excitement in her life.

Hype City Hall
Daisy and LL flee for their lives as the horde of penguins advance on them,with murderous looks in their eyes.

Daisy: “Come on.It might be fun” he says.Well this isn’t the kind of fun I was hoping for!!
Larrylegend: How can it be fun,when you still want to argue.

they turn a corner and dash for the exit

Daisy: You act like I’m living some banal existence.
Larrylegend: Well,it’s pretty close to one.
Daisy: Uh,hello?I’m a Viewer for goodness sakes.My job is to watch over a girl with supernatural abilities in a quest to fight back against evil.
Larrylegend: Then why even bother pretending to be a librarian?
Daisy: I’m not pretending.I like books.I didn’t realize it was such a sin.
Larrylegend: I never said it was.
Daisy: But you make it seem like it is.Duck!
Larrylegend: Duck?
Daisy: Penguin!
Larrylegend: What?

LL’s face is struck by an egg tossed by a penguin assailant,who has a surprisingly good pitching arm

 

[Abaddon]

Larrylegend: Nice. *wipes the egg off his face*
Daisy: You really had it coming.
Larrylegend: Oh,so you wanted me to get hit?
Daisy: I wouldn’t have said “duck” if I did.
Larrylegend: But you only said it because you knew I wouldn’t have gotten it.Otherwise you could’ve said “egg!” or something
Daisy: You wouldn’t have gotten it anyway.

they bursts through the doors and into the street

Larrylegend: See/There you go again belittling me.
Daisy: Oh please.You were one who was talking about how banaustic my lifestyle is.
Larrylegend: Its amazing how you can use words like “banaustic” when we’re trying outrun an army of angry penguins.
Daisy: What is that supposed to mean?
Larrylegend: If weren’t so busy trying to prove how smart you are,we might actually manage to survive.
Daisy: So youre intimidated because I use big words.I’ll remind to bring a dictionary next time you come up with another exciting day adventure.Meanwhile some of us actually know how to think before we act
Larrylegend: You ever get tired of tooting your own horn?
Daisy: No,but obviously you do,because why else would you bring me out?
Larrylegend: So we could spend time together in a setting outside the workplace.
Daisy: And because I’m the only woman who’d even consider dating you.
Larrylegend: That’s pretty harsh coming from someone who puffs out dust every time she crosses her legs.
Daisy:

they skid to a stop as LL see’s his Charger surrounded by penguins.Holes were poked in the tires,and the hood was covered in poop.


Larrylegend: Dang it!
Daisy: Uh,just apologize.
Larrylegend: Apologize?You were the one who knocked out their buddy with a stapler.
Daisy: Then we’ll both apologize.
Larrylegend: Yeah,we’ll just turn around and beg the mob of psychotic penguins to forgive us.
For an intellectual,you sure sense that’s common.
Daisy: You know what,forget it.I’m catching the bus.You can stand here and come up with a better plan.

Daisy runs down toward the more populated side of the street.LL stands there spitefully,before realizing the penguins were just a yard away from him,and runs behind her

 

[Abaddon]

Back at the school Caretaker flips through some random books

Caretaker: So,you guys hang out here a lot?
Matt: Pretty much.
Twylight: Its sort of our batcave.
Matt: Only without the animal droppings.

Outside the library someone peeks through the circular window then continues walking.Caretaker makes note of this and stands

Caretaker: uh,its been fun guys,but I have to leave.
Twylight: You don’t have to.I can duct tape Matts mouth shut if you like?
Matt: I wouldn’t mind at all.
Caretaker: No,that’s alright.There’s something I’ve got to take care of.Pun not intended.Besides,I want to get out of here before Toven tracks my scent.That girls been on me all day.
Matt: And yet somehow I don’t envy you.
Caretaker: Later guys.*leaves*

Caretaker walks out of the room and follows a young hooded man into the boiler room.

Twylight: You scared him away.
Matt: No,I didn’t.
Twylight: Maybe we can catch him again before the party tonight.
Matt: Who are you going as?
Twylight: MJ,you?
Matt: I Kid You Not Guy.
Twylight: How is that a costume?Nobodys going to recognize you.
Matt: Oh course they will.How can they not recognize the I kid you not guy?!He is king.
Twylight: Whatever you say.


On the other side of town Daisy and LL sit several seats apart on the local bus.Noticing the crowd of rioting penguins approaching LL stands and goes to talk to the driver

Larrylegend: Uh,excuse me.
Driver Bakerboy: Sit down.
Larrylegend: I don’t mean to bother you,I just wanted to know if you could move this bus a little faster.
Driver Bakerboy: Sit down,manspider fan!!!!!
Larrylegend: What?
Driver Bakerboy: You want this bus to go faster, *opens doors* Here. *kicks him off the bus*
Hows that for fast?!

LL goes flying off the moving bus and starts rolling on the ground.Seeing this,Daisy screams and runs over to the driver

Daisy: Are you insane?!!!!
Driver Bakerboy: No…

Bakerboy turns to face her revealing his demonic troll face.Daisy gasps glancing over his seat and seeing the decapitated head of Jspider

Driver Bakerboy: Are you?!

Bakerboy grabs her by throat with one hand while steering the bus with the other.Daisy frantically kicks and tries to scratch his eyes out,occasionally looking over at the mirror to make sure LL hadn’t rolled under the bus.

Bakerboy: Organics suck!!Stupid Manspider fans never learn.
Daisy: *barely audible* get..over…it.

Daisy manages to deliver him a hard blow to the chin,breaking his concentration.The bus begins spinning wildly and Daisy struggles to hold on.Bakerboy tries to shake her off by hitting her with Jspider’s head,but Daisy doesn’t budge.Angered,he gets up from his seat to finish her off,only to find that he’s left himself in a more vulnerable position.Seizing her opportunity Daisy rams her shoe between his legs.With a squeal Bakerboy falls to his knees holding his crotch,Daisy catches her breathe for a moment before grabbing him by the ears and hurtling him off the bus.The bus shakes a bit as the wheels roll over him.

Daisy: *sighs* Still got it.

 

[Abaddon]

Remembering there’s no driver she quickly jumps into the seat and grabs the wheel.She then turns the bus around,hoping to save LL.In the meantime,LL lies bruised and barely conscious in the street as the mob of penguins approach holding protest signs and wielding chains.A rebellious look comes over Daisys face,and she hit’s the gas pedal hard,rapidly approaching the penguins.They stand defiantly for a few minutes,before the self-preservation instinct takes over and they scatter about before the bus crushes them.Daisy swings the bus around and stops horizontally on the street.Hurriedly she runs off of the bus to LL and swings his arm over her shoulder

Daisy: You okay?
Larrylegend: *dazed* thank you sir,may I have another?
Daisy: You’ve had enough excitement for one day.We both did.

Daisy carries him back to the bus and lays him on the front seats.

Daisy: Don’t worry.I’ll take care of this.

she gets back n the drivers seat and turns the bus so that it faces the vertical.She gives a determined look in the rear view mirror as the penguins begin to regroup


Daisy: Bye bye pengies.

She hit’s the gas hard only to realize she’s backing up,but by then its too late and a small group of penguins are mounted by the 8,ooo-pound vehicle.

Daisy: I am so going to hell.

Cut to Hype High School hallways.
Fray crawls through an open window into the school.As she removes what remained of her ospital scrubs,she hears voices coming from the boiler room.Nosily she presses her ear to the door to hear the voices

Caretaker: You told me this would be full proof.I wouldn’t have gone through with it,if I’d known there’d be dead bodies lying all over the school.
Max Shrek: I told you risks,and you accepted.I gave you what you needed,and you performed the act.Now you got what you wanted so be happy.
Caretaker: I am,its just…
Max Shrek: Just what?I though you were tired of being the poor shmuck everyone picked on.This is what you wanted: to be a superstar.Now you’re so much more than that.People everywhere grovel at your feet,admiring you for things you didn’t even do.You have the admiration of everyone in this school,what more could you ask for?
Caretaker: Nothing,I guess.
Max Shrek: No,seriously.I get paid by commission.
Caretaker: There’s nothing else I want from you.
Max Shrek: Not even an upgrade?I mean the program only affects people from the school,why not the whole world?
Caretaker: No,I’m done making deals with the devil.
Max Shrek: You flatter me.If you need anything else,you know where to find me.I’ll be at the Night Club tonight to collect my fee.

Hearing footsteps Fray quickly moves the door.Max steps out,looking around and gives Fray a wink before moving along.A frustrated Caretaker follows and is taken back by seeing her.

Caretaker: Fray?!What are you doing here?
Fray: What were you doing in there?
Caretaker: Uh,nothing.Just taking care of some business.I think Matt and Twy are in the library waiting for you.
Fray: Sure,that’s where I was headed anyway.
Caretaker: Well,I’ve gotta get going now.Later.*leaves*
Fray: Be seeing you.

 

[Abaddon]

Cut back to Daisy and LL on the bus.
Daisy speeds through red lights and dodges traffic as if she’s in a race against time

Larrylegend: Dayum Daisy,why are you driving so fast?
Daisy: If I drive under 50 mph the bus will explode!!!!
Larrylegend: There’s no bomb on the bus.
Daisy: Yes there---oh.Sorry,had a flashback to Speed.
Larrylegend: It’s fine,just slow it down a little.

Daisy slows down the bus a bit,and pulls up onto a bridge.A loud rumbling is heard under the bus.

Daisy: I think this thing needs a new muffler.

Seconds later Bakerboy burst from underneath the vehicle and crawls up onto the floor.


Bakerboy: TRAITERS!MANSPIDER SUXS!!!!!!!!

Larrylegend:
Daisy:
Bakerboy: Only true fans would realize how much man spider sucks!

Daisy swerves the bus knocking Bakerboy into on his bum

Larrylegend: We got to get off!
Daisy: I’ll try to lose him.

Daisy promptly hit’s the breaks hard hoping to send Bakerboy crashing through the windshield.She ends up colliding into a bus full of children and knocking that bus into some suspension cable.Bakerboy hit’s the glass hard,and his thick skull gets stuck in the hole made with his head.As he struggles to get out,Daisy grabs LL’ by the arm and heads off the bus.

Bakerboy: Get back here,Man spider fans!!!!!!

 

[Abaddon]

Bakerboy grabs Daisy by the arm as she tries to leave, placing a firm grip on her wrist.As she struggles to free herself he uses her resistance to pull his head out of the hole.With a frustrated mew he leaps through the roof of the bus taking Daisy with him, and jumps onto the nearby bus,causing it to slowly teeter off the bridge.Dazed and confused,LL looks over and see’s the insane troll holding Daisy by the arm over the edge of the bridge

Bakerboy: Now,man spider fan,its time for you to choose.Your man spider girlfriend,or the bus full of noobs?
Larrylegend: *mutters* As if that weren’t an obvious choice.Loser.

LL ducks and moves toward the bus,out of Bakerboys sight.He crawls onto to bus,thinking of what do next.Panting heavily he thinks of what might become of his dear friend.Thinking fast he grabs a penguins flipper from the front bus tire,and tosses it in the opposite direction.The foolish troll is distracted and upon hearing the sound turns to look in that direction.

Bakerboy: Cheater!Figures a stupid man spider fan would hide like a little girl.Traitorous power ranger costume-lovin’ loser.You’re afraid to come out,because of how ignorant you are.
Larrylegend: You’re the one whose out,doughboy.Out of your mind!
Bakerboy: Grrr….stupid corny man spider lines!!!!!You die now.
Larrylegend: No,you do!

LL hit’s the gas pedal and rams into the noob bus.Bakerboy looses his grip on Daisy and lets her go hurtling toward the water,the force of the bus flings him forward and in between the two vehicles,crushing him.The two rammed vehicles now locked together,go teetering over the edge of the bridge.

Daisy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Seeing Daisy fall,LL makes a bold maneuver and jumps off the bus via the drivers side window and onto a loose cable.Using the force from his jump to propel him,he swings toward the falling woman.Amazingly he manages to grab her in time,just as the bus wreck plummets below them

Noob#1: OMG Lol.this iz so funny.LMAo.
Noob#2: how do I get an avatar?
Noob#3: bale damnit!
Noob#4: omg this so cool.lol.

*SPLASH!*

Daisy: That was close.
Larrylegend: Next time,lets take a cab.


Hype High School Library
Twylight: X-3 started shooting.
Matt: Hopefully the plots different from the last two.I can’t say I’ll be looking forward to another edition of Wolverine and his Amazing Friends.
Twylight: I hear you.

Fray walks in

Fray: I’m back.Whats up?
Matt: We caught Kipobe pulling a Clarence Thomas.
Fray: That’s more than I’d like to know right now.
Twylight: And Bisons goon squad was in here.Probably up to no good.
Fray: You guys alright.
Matt: We’re cool.They weren’t looking for a showdown.
Twylight: How’d things go for you?
Fray: Well,I know now that it’s a virus that’s driving everyone crazy.
Matt: So everyone’s losing it because of some flu?
Fray: Something like that.Where’s Daisy?
Matt: Dunno.She was gone before we got here.
Fray: Where could she have gone?
Twylight: *shrugs* Bookstore?
Fray: I’ll try the teacher lounge.
Matt: Can’t.It’s closed.
Fray: Damn,where the hell is is she?!
Twylight: I’m guessing she’ll be at the party later so we can catch up with her there.
Fray: Party?
Twylight: You do have a costume don’t you?
Fray: Not unless I’m going as myself.
Matt: Facile princeps.That could work.
Fray: I actually didn’t even consider going.I just figured we would patrol the school and try and find out where this started.
Twylight: That might be a good idea.But a better one might be if we stakeout the dance,and party.
Matt: Correction,Twy, it’s par-tay.
Fray: Fine you guys can check out the dance.I’ll patrol.
Twylight: It’d be better if you came.
Fray: No,forget it.
Twylight: Alright then,we’ll patrol.
Fray: No,its fine.I don’t want to ruin your fun.You guys had your minds set on this,I won’t mine going solo tonight.Besides I’m the Flame,it’s responsibility,blah,blah,blah,I’m not entitled to fun.In any case I need you guys to keep an eye of Caretaker.
Matt: Gladly.
Twylight: Ditto,but why?
Fray: I think he’s up to something.
Twylight: You think maybe it involves the virus?
Fray: I’m not sure yet.Just keep a close eye on him.He may know something we don’t.
Matt: So,we regoup then?
Fray: That’s the plan.

 

[Abaddon]

They all leave the library and march on towards the classes they are probably flunking for being absent from them so very often.

Twylight: Are you sure you don’t mind that we go to party?
Fray: Yeah,of course.It’s not really something I was looking forward to anyway.
Twylight: alright then.besides it probably wont be much fun anyway.



SHH Night Club Later that night
Countless students sprawl about place,dancing and mingling in their various costumes.A redheaded Twy leans uncomfortably against the wall with Matt,dressed in his inconspicuous costume bobbing his head to Flock of Seagulls “I Ran”

Matt: I love this song!
Twylight: This really isn’t all that fun.

A group of students walk by carrying Toven,dressed as Banana Chiquita, on their shoulders.Taking a big sip of her strawberry daquiri, she throws the drink down and lifts up her top,flshing everyone

Toven: WOOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!

Twylight: Great,now its turning into Mardi Gras.
Matt: Twy,its ok to have fun.Fray’s fine.
Twylight: I just feel a little guilty that’s all.I mean,here we are having a great time,and she’s all by herself,looking for god knows what.
Matt: She said it’d be cool.I’m sure she’s busy hunting some troll whose responsible anyway.In the meantime enjoy the par-tay.
Twylight: Okay.Hopefully Fray’s having fun.


Hype High School
Fray lurks about the empty school grounds keeping a wary eye out for anything suspicious.Boredly,she pulls lint out her leather jacket,wondering if this would be the only threat to her life tonight.Sighing she thinks back to the Mae West outfit she’d carefully laid out for the party,a few days earlier.She hadn’t been particularly excited to go,but still had hopes that she and friends would have a good time.Hearing sounds from the school gynasium,she sprints towards the door.A loud crash was heard followed by a series of expletives.Waiting outside the door,Fray clenched her fist tightly engulfing it in flames.She readied herself for what was about to come out.The door creaked and slowly opened,and Fray, being brash, jumped out from behind it,scaring the poor man who had just exited.To her disappointment it was only the school janitor.

Corinthian: Ay,dios mio!
Fray: *with a disheartened tone* Crap.Sorry about that.
Corinthian: Ju kids are crazy!!!

Fray turns to leave before catching a glimpse of something on the floor.It was a penis pump,and as she raised her head to look at the obvious owner,she realized his fly was open.

Fray: I’m not even going to bother asking.
Corinthian: Ju shouldn’t be here anyway.School is over.
Fray: Yea,whatever.That penis pumping wouldn’t happen to evil,would it?
Corinthian: No,crazy girl.
Fray: Right.Screw this.

Fray gives up on the night watch,and decides to go downtown where the sexually depraved
individuals,are actually fightable.

 

[Elijya]

Caretaker: Hm,I guess Elijya did seem kind of menacing,I just figured he was grumpy because he couldn’t get it date.
Twylight: *scoffs* well who’d want to date someone like that?

you know I'm engaged to 4stringfox, right?

 

[Abaddon]

In real life,not in my story.

 

[Psycho Hulk]

Let me introduce you two to a little thread: http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=187435

 

[Abaddon]

cut to Night Club
Twy and Peacekeeper dance to “Owner of A Lonely Heart“

Peacekeeper: This place is packed tonight.
Twylight: Everybody wanted to be here.
Peacekeeper: Good.We need the business.
Twylight: Whats with all the 80s music?
Peacekeeper: Someone broke in last week,and stole our music,so we had to use the Vice City soundtrack.
Twylight: Bummer.
Peacekeeper: Yea,its makes me sorta regret dropping out of school to become a successful businessman.
Twylight: Could be worse,I guess.
Peacekeeper: Yeah.Don’t worry about the music though,some new guys playing with his band.
Twylight: Oh really?
Peacekeeper: Yeah,I think its emo though.Some band called “Caretaker and the Batcrows”
Twylight: Caretaker?
Peacekeeper: Pretty cheesy.I mean what the hell is a bat crow,anyway?
Twylight: Any idea where the lead singer is?
Peacekeeper: Nope.He’ said he’d be here soon though.Guess he’s trying to make an entrance.


Meanwhile on the other side of Night Club,Matt sits by the bar hoping someone will recognize his costume.He swings around in the swivel chair and finds a bandaged Daisy standing behind him.

Daisy: Matt.
Matt: No,try again.
Daisy: Huh?
Matt: I’m not Matt,I kid you not.
Daisy: You feeling okay?
Matt: I’m great.I kid you not!
Daisy:…..
Matt: Come on,you can guess it.I know youre just dying to say it.
Daisy: uh,..where’s twy?
Matt: I bet its right at the tip of your tongue.Here let me help,my initials are IKYNG.
Daisy: Why aren’t you in costume?
Matt: LLL
Daisy: Is Fray here?
Matt: No,she’s at the school patrolling.
Daisy: Why aren’t you with her?
Matt: She said she’d be fine alone,and that we should be here to keep on eye on Caretaker.
Daisy: Why?
Matt: *shrugs* Hell if I know,but who wants to complain?

The Dark Streets of SHHdale.
Fray lurks about through the pages looking for troublemakers,but instead finds boredom at every turn

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: This sucks. Godwin’s law,my ass.


Just when her hopes are down,she catches a fleeting glipse of a troll moving down the street.Drawing her pointed stick of firewood,she sauntered towards the figure hoping to get in at least one good kill for the night.As the troll turns the corner,Fray picks up speed.Turning the corner herself she finds her view is blocked by a group coming from the opposite direction.


Jagguar: That’s insane. menacing
Oakzap: I don’t get why people give AIDS such a bad name.I hear it’s all the rage in Uganda.
Comicgirl: I guess some people are just ignorant.
Valorman: Hey,its that girl.
Jagguar: What girl?
Valorman: That girl from school.I think she’s in my Batman History class.

Fray quickly moves her hand behind her back,hiding the stake

Fray: Hey,guys.
Comicgirl: Hey
Valorman: Shouldn’t you be at the dance?
Fray: I decided not to go.It seemed lame.What about you guys?
Comicgirl: Theyre having a better party in the Batman Begins board.
Oakzap: we’re gonna go there later.
Fray: sounds cool.
Comicgirl: You can come hang out if you want?
Fray: No,thanks.I’ve got to get to work.
Valorman: Where do you work?
Fray: Oh,you know.The usual working-type place where normal teenage girls work.:0
Oakzap: does it involve that piece of wood youre hiding behind your back?
Fray: Oh,uh this?No of course not.This is for um…wood shop.
Jagguar: we have a wood shop?
Fray: Yeah,it’s a really small class.
Jagguar: Right…
Valorman: Well,we should get going.I’ll see in you school.
Fray: yeah,sure.Later guys.


they smile politely and walk away.Turning back,she can still hear their voices as they crossed the street

Oakzap: That’s one weird chick.
Jagguar: She’d be hot,if she actually made sense.
Comicgirl: And what was with the stake?
Oakzap: Who knows what she plans on doing with it later tonight.
Valorman: You’re a jackass.
Oakzap: Screw you.Lets go get waffles.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray: *sighs* Story of my life.

Continuing her walk she remembers the troll she was stalking and listens closely for any noise.Unsurprsingly she hears shouting coming from the SHH Bar & Grill and quietly steps in to see what the commotion was about


Spider-Kurt: Look I don’t care what you think!!!!
Spider Freddie: Listen stupid.I’m telling you Robin should be in the sequel.The first one sucked without him.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Indeed.
Spider-Kurt: Whatever,just get out of my face.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Ouch.
Spider Freddie: Ok,loser.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Indeed.
Spider Freddie: That’s why you’re idiot ass has nO LIFE DYCKWAD!!!!!!
Dr.Victor Lensherr: scandalous.
Donald Thomas: Aloha.There’s no need for name-calling here.
Spider Freddie: You shutup too,stupid.
Erzengel: Freddie,what you don’t seem to understand is that nobody wants you here.So get he F**k out!
Spider Freddie: Your stupid.Everbody here is stupid.This whole place iS STUPID!!!

Freddie begins throwing bar stools at everyone,and knocking over tables

Dr.Victor Lensherr: Oh my.
Bloody Vixen: Fine,Freddie Prince Jr.s great.Happy now?
Spider Freddie: You don’t even like Freddie Prince Jr.He should play Dick.
Fray: You’re doing a fine job of that yourself.

Freddie turns around to face Fray

Spider Freddie: Who the hell are you?
Fray: *clenches her stake* The last person you wanna mess with.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Scary
Spider Freddie: Mind your own beeswax,stupid.
Fray: ow,you really are a 9 year old,aren’t you?

Growling Freddie leaps at Fray and swiftly sent back with a stiff kick,and crashes through a nearby pool table Seeing this Victor stands and backs away.


Dr.Victor Lensherr: Flamer.
Fray: *turns to him* Is that a problem?
Dr.Victor Lensherr: No.
Fray: Lemme guess,spammer?
Dr.Victor Lensherr: maybe.
Fray: Lets make sure.

Fray advances on Victor,when she’s suddenly struck in the side by a cue ball.She doubles over,and seizing the opportunity Victor hits her over the head with a Heineken.Spider Freddie stands holding several billiar balls in his hands

Spider Freddie: Big mistake,ugLY ****E!!!
Dr.Victor Lensherr: Indeed.
Fray: Now youre just asking to get flamed.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: *knees her in the face* By who?


at that instant Herr Logan came crashing through the window,claws drawn,and shattered glass heralding his landing
Logan: Fun times over,kiddies.
Dr.Victor Lensherr: It is.

Victor goes running out the back,and Spider Freddie turns his attentions to Logan.

 

[Abaddon]

Spider Freddie: More stupid losers.Get out of here!!
Logan: Soon as I I get through with you…actually,scratch that,I’ll probably have a beer afterwards.I har the wings are good here too.
Spider Freddie: You talk too much!!

Freddie throws a billiard at him,nailing him in the shoulder

Logan: *winces* Alright then.Pick me out a switch, son.There’s about to be a whuppin’.


Logan flies at Freddie slashing through the billiard balls being thrown at him.Fray finally stands upright,though still holding those injured ribs.Ironically this made her wonder if she should go pick up some baby back ribs while she was there.Turning her attention back to the fight,she sees Logan hitting Freddie hard with a series of punches and kicks

Logan: Tell me,Freddie.How long did you think you could keep harassing folks before I found ya’?
Spider Freddie: Not enough to see your stupid face. *pokes him in the eyes*
Logan: ACK!


Fray soon joins the brawl,and dropkicks Freddie in the face,causing him to stumble backward and onto a jukebox.Following this,she hurtles her stake at him,nailing him in the shoulder.The force of the blow causes Freddie to knock into the jukebox hard and the machine begins playing “Dancing Cheek to Cheek”.

Fray: Game over,twit.Next time you wanna throw balls at a lady,you may want to get a pair of your own
Spider Freddie: I was just making my opinion idiot!

Freddie runs at Fray and body slams her.She jumps up and punches him the gut.He then reacts by picking her up by the hair,and throwing her into Logan.

Logan: Nice job,greenhorn.
Fray: I was just about to take him out.
Logan: By making comments about his anatomy?Do us both a favor,and stay out of the big leagues kid.

Moving in sync with the music, Logan leaps up and slashes ferociously at Freddie.Fray takes this as a challenge and jumps onto Logans shoulder’s, subsequently giving the troll a swift kick.Angered Logan,throws her off his shoulders,and catches her in his arms.

Logan: Nice,but you should try giving a guy a warning first.

seeing Freddie preparing to attack,Logan spins Fray around,letting her legs strike him several times.Freddie falls backwards,and knocks into a pillar

Fray: That sure wasn’t a warning.Real graceful by the way.
Logan: I didn’t realize we were dancing.
Fray: You’re no Fred Astaire.

 

[Abaddon]

Fray stands on her own feet,and dusts herself off.The persistent Freddie then tackles Logan.He starts pummeling him with punches as tears roll down his cheeks

Logan: I gotta admit,troll.You are a tenacious one.I’ll make sure they have that printed on your grave.
Spider Freddie: YOUR GOING TO DIE FIRST LOSER!!!!!!!!*weeping*
Logan: Are you crying?
Spider Freddie: No,stupid!
Logan: looks like you are.
Spider Freddie: SHUT UP!I HATE YOU!I HATE YOU!I HATE YOU!!!!!
Fray: That’s enough,boys.


Fray drags Freddie off Logan,and is met with a kick to the stomach.Freddie then moves to stand,and Logan tries to stop him with a kick to the temple,but Freddie isn’t phased.He gets up and starts stomping on Logan.Fray then runs and leaps to tackle him,but he ducks and she goes flying over him heading toward Logans claws.He manages to react in time,and rolls out of the way,letting her hit the ground hard.


Fray: Ow.Always the gentlemen,arent you?
Logan: You need t work o your tactic.
Fray: I’ll let you know when I care.

They both get up and Logan comes out swinging at Freddie.Fray looks over at a broken bar stool,and makes a move to slide between both their legs.She makes it and picks up a leg of the stool,then she drives it into Freddie’s shoulder.Still managing to survive,he punches Logan,sending him flying back then turns his attention to Fray

Fray: God,why wont you just die?!!
Spider Freddie: YOU FISRT!!!!!
Fray: If youre going to make a big deal can you at least spell correctly?

Freddie growls and shoves Fray against the wall.He begins choking the life out of her.Resilent herself Fray presses her hands against his chest,channeling her flaming energies into his body in oreder to incinerate him.

Fray: You know what youre problem is,Freddie?You make arguments you don’t even know how to defend.
Spider Freddie: SHUT UP!!!!
Fray: You post like a child,and you b**ch and moan about everything that doesn’t go your way.Maybe you should try a little thing called maturity.Nobody likes a whiner.

Freddie begins to feel his body temperature rising and his arms begin to combust.Just then Logan comes up from behind and slices Freddies head off.His body collapses and bursts into flames.

Fray:
Logan: What?I saved you.
Fray: I had him!
Logan: Sure you did. *walks away*
Fray: *follows* He would’ve ben dead in less than a second.
Logan: You could’ve too.
Fray: I was fine.You stole my kill.
Logan: Relax.Nobody likes a whiner.

 

[Abaddon]

SHH Nightclub
Twy and Matt stand against the wall,bobbing their heads to Squeee,while looking for Caretaker.Toven adjust her large fruit hat,and walks over in their direction

Toven: They should label this the loser section.
Matt: And they should label you ****.
Toven: You don’t even have a costume.
Matt: I am in costume,I kid you not!
Toven: So you came as yourself?Nice job, b**chits.
Matt: I’m the I Kid You Not Guy damnit!!!
Toven: It’s cute how you think I care.
Twylight: Have you seen Caretaker?
Toven: I wouldn’t talking to you if I did.
Twylight: You know you catch more flies with honey.
Toven: Why the hell would I want flies?
Twylight: You don’t have to be mean to people all the time you know.
Toven: No,but I enjoy it.Nice costume by the way.Too bad it isn’t part of your everyday wardrobe.
Twylight: And why is that?
Toven: Because you usually dress s**tty.
Matt: Just because she doesn’t dress trashy like you,doesn’t mean she doesn’t have good taste.
Toven: Maybe but it doesn’t make it any less true.You dress pretty s**tty too.
Matt: And you consider a halter top,formal wear.
Toven: You can’t compare yourself to me.I’m Prada, youre nada.I’m Old Navy,and youre…Salvation Army.
Twylight:

Daisy walks down an aisle and appears behind Toven

Toven: I’m the best and youre the rest.
Twylight: Are you done yet?
Daisy: Yes,Toven.Are you done?
Toven: *turns around* Whatever.I‘m going to get stoned..

Toven grabs a banana from her hat and sticks it down her underwear.Then with a shuffle,she heads back to the dance floor

Matt: Always a ray of sunshine, that one.

Elsewhere
Fray and Logan walk out of the bar and into the empty streets

Fray: Where are you going?
Logan: Prowling.You?
Fray: Same.
Logan: Shouldn’t you in bed?
Fray: Shouldn’t you?
Logan: It’s not safe
Fray: Which is why I’m here.
Logan: Doing what,aside from letting spammers get away.
Fray: I wouldve had him if you hadn’t distracted me.
Logan: Maybe you just have a short attention span.
Fray: Listening to you right now,is making me wish I did.
Logan: You can’t handle criticism well,can you?
Fray: I can.Youre just being a bastard about it.
Logan: I’ve been called worse
Fray: Hmm,I wonder why.
Logan: That was witty.
Fray: No that was sarcasm.
Logan: You’re better off at home.Goodnight.
Fray: I’m not going anywhere.
Logan: Because you feel the need to prove something?
Fray: Because I’m the Flamer.It’s my job to keep the streets safe.
Logan: I’ve meant flamers plenty more capable than you are.Then again a flamer’s just a watered down troll
Fray: Wrong,prick.First of all,I am the Flamer,as in the only one.I am part of part of a line of warriors.Our sworn duty is to kick ass.

 

[Abaddon]

Logan: Yeah,sure.Hail Gaia,girl power,and that other feminist bravado.You wanna burn your bra,that’s fine.But you don’t cross into territory you don’t understand.
Logan: Maybe if you learned to heed my advice,you’d be better at it.
Fray: Because youre the great master of troll-slaying?
Logan: I wouldn’t want to toot my own horn,but yes.
Fray: oh,get over yourself.
Loan: I’ve been doing this for years.You came out like an amateur.
Fray: What?
Logan: Poor tactics,no finesse.It was like watching Stephen Hawking trying to waltz.
Fray: Stephen Hawking?
Logan: Well,you know,if he were dumber and prettier.
Fray: You really know how to charm a girl.I’d be swooning if I didn’t have the urge to shove my stylish,yet affordable,shoes down your throat.
Logan: Tsk,tsk.Anger isn’t very becoming.
Fray: I’m getting etiquette lessons,from a guy looks like he’s been living in a dumpster?What a world.
Logan: There’s your problem.You can’t see past the superficial.
Fray: Now the pots calling the kettle black.
Logan: Then I guess the kettle’s a few shades darker than the pot.
Fray: You know,you are really irritating.
Logan: Now whose the pot?
Fray: I think youre on pot.
Logan: You’d like that,wouldn’t you.
Fray: What?
Logan: Its alright,I get it.Youre into the whole bad boy thing.Completely understandable.
Fray: *scoffs* You think I am into you?Maybe you are on drugs.
Logan: Is that you admitting you think I’m a bad boy?
Fray: No,that’s me admitting youre a jackass.
Logan: If you find me so obnoxious,then why are you following me?
Fray: I’m not following you.I’m doing my job.
Logan: Which for some reason includes,walking in the same direction as me,engaging in conversation with me,and admiring my looks.
Fray: “Me,me,me”Can you even make an attempt to stop being so self-centered?
Logan: Now listen here,little Xena.I wouldn’t be out doing what I do if I was self-centered.Every night I make it my goal to stop trolls,from harassing innocent people,and stifling good conversation.I don’t go out like some sanctimonious do-gooder,and make half-assed attempts to flame the baddies.
Fray: This coming from someone who was locked up for being insane.Can you justify that?Can you explain what I’ve done that was so much worse?No.You might wanna lose the hypocrisy the next time you fly over the cuckoos nest.
Logan: You are trying my patience.
Fray: I hope that’s not a threat.I wouldn’t want to have to kill you,before you maul me to death with comments about how much better you are than me.
Logan: Go home,Gidget.