Flashing Girls Prompt Disneyland to Can 'Jack Sparrow' Actors

[SoulManX]

Disney won't stop until their parks are Asexual dammit!

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[Silverstein]

*Falls to knees and cries* WHAT!? I've never been to Disneyworld and they get rid of the magic I've so much about?! WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

 

[Dorian Gray]

Since I hate girls like that, I agree with Disneylands decision

 

[Silverstein]

Since I hate girls like that, I agree with Disneylands decision

Dude. You totally ruined the joke with realism and sincerity.

 

[Raiden]

went there last year yeah Ariel, Belle, Mulan all friggin smokin hot

We can use some pics of these hotties.

 

[Silverstein]

We can use some pics of these hotties.

Nudez or fake

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

It goes both ways, too. I've heard a lot of complaints about guys getting a little overzealous with the Princesses.

yep the last time i was in florida i got talking to one of the cast members while waiting for my family, she told me that any of the female actors when the come out have escorts and people hidden as tourists in the crowd cause a lot of the male visitors, would get very touchy feely when they thought they could get away with it

 

[kane9321]

We can use some pics of these hotties.

I'll try to get a hold my friends camera and post them up

 

[zanos]

Why doesn't just hire incredibly ugly fat ppl to play these characters and that will pretty much end the problem. I don't understand why this is even an issue.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

For some odd reason I find this article very humorous because of the blatant desperation shown by these girls flashing the Jack Sparrow imitators.

 

[Amor]

If Depp was actually one of the actors then it would atleast be understandable.

 

[The Lizard]

They replaced Jack Sparrow with a buncha fairies?

Well, it is the Disney theme park in California, after all.

 

[Timstuff]

I guarantee you that adult-size Jack Sparrow costume sales will be through the roof next Halloween. Seriously, all it takes is dressing up like a pirate and doing a Johnny Depp impression?

 

[pyromaniac]

The issue is a Disneyfied fascist 24 point system.

 

[SoulManX]

Well, it is the Disney theme park in California, after all.

 

[Avangarde]

Wow....(mental note, go to Disneyland if I'm ever in the states)

 

[I Am The Knight]

This is crazy! It'd be funny if the dudes playing Jack took advantage of the laydays on-site

 

[cryptic name]

ya know, i've been to disneyland quite a bit and have never seen this. i saw a chick throw up on the beast once though, and that's almost as good

 

[Mike_D202]

Lets get a group of guys together to flash the fairies.

 

[PyroChamber]

If Depp was actually one of the actors then it would atleast be understandable.

If Depp were to ever show up dressed like Sparrow; there would be no flashing, those women would rape that man.

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

if depp were to ever show up dressed like sparrow; there would be no flashing, those women would rape that man.

lmao!!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Wow....(mental note, go to Disneyland if I'm ever in the states)

It would only count if you were dressed up as Jack Sparrow though.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

They replaced Jack Sparrow with a buncha fairies?

Why didn't they just get the actors to play the fairies?