Florida Son Decapitates Mother Over Nagging

[Sawyer]

http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/01/us/florida-woman-decapitated/

His mugshot says it all. And also... Florida.

 

[Duran Man]

Jesus.

 

[Duke]

What a demented human being.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Florida Man strikes again.

 

[Warhammer]

That's a hell of a start to the year.

 

[Marvolo]

I know its horrible, but I actually laughed when I saw his mugshot. He looks so happy. Its like he's thinking, "I got 99 problems, but a nagging mom aint one."

 

[Sawyer]

That doesn't look like a happy smile. That looks like a "They're telling me to smile for this photo and I really don't want to, so this is the best I can do" smile.

 

[Marvolo]

I dont mean his smile. I mean his whole face. There's a person who has zero concept of guilt or wrong. He's happy as hell. Completely insane, but happy to be rid of his mom.

 

[Teelie]

It looks like the mugshot of a truly deranged individual.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

I mean, taking the garbage out is a pain but jeez

 

[Sawyer]

It looks like the mugshot of a truly deranged individual.

The scary thing is there's a few kids in my high school yearbooks with photos that don't look much different than that.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Did they find the head?

 

[DeadPresident]

Everyone disregarding mental illness in 3...2...

 

[Victarion]

I know its horrible, but I actually laughed when I saw his mugshot. He looks so happy. Its like he's thinking, "I got 99 problems, but a nagging mom aint one."

Me too. Then I imagined what the scene must've been like while he was hacking away. I burned away that lovely mental imagery and am reminded that mental health might be worth discussing.

 

[terry78]

When we as men lived at home with mom we all felt pissed at her about nagging, but as crazy as I was as a kid I never considered taking off her head.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

This boy definitely doesn't have a good head on his shoulders. His mom's the head of the household, he should have respected her.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

This boy definitely doesn't have a good head on his shoulders. His mom's the head of the household, he should have respected her.

PC... Oh... Love ya, but... Ah maaaaaan...

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

PC... Oh... Love ya, but... Ah maaaaaan...

I'm sorry, it's clear from that post that I was getting a little ahead of myself.