Florida woman finds sign from God in goldfish cracker

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  1. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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  2. Duran Man The Seventh Stranger

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    Cheesus Christ:doh:
     
  3. Sawyer High King

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    Cracker, please... :o
     
  4. JJJ's Ulcer Registered

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    I wish "Florida woman" would go see "Florida psychiatrist." :o
     
  5. chaseter Esteemed Member

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    I would sell it on ebay but I am totally sure that God messed with a cracker to strengthen your faith instead of being more direct.
     
  6. Brain Damage Everything Under the Sun

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    This **** still happens? I thought the "God/Jesus is in my food!" fad was soooo early 2000s.
     
  7. Manic User title? USER TITLE?!

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    I saw an ankh in a tiramisu once, but you don't see me calling the media.
     
  8. Dr. From parts unknown

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  9. TheDreamMaster The Night He Came Home...

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    Maybe on the way there she'd run into the "Florida zombie". :woot:

    Gotta admit, when I was drunk at 1 this morning, this topic was hilarious to me and several people. And I have religious beliefs, but seriously, a Goldfish cracker? Guessing God is using the obesity epidemic to his advantage.
     
  10. jonathancrane I love Marvel, DC & EC!

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    I am convinced.

    We should add it to the list of artifacts associated with Christianity. It should now read:

    1. The Shroud of Turin
    2. Holy Chalice
    3. Arc of the Covenant
    4. Senile Florida Woman's Goldfish Cracker
    5. Spear of Destiny
     
  11. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    I'm not one to believe in signs from God. Personally, I think He's too busy to care about what goes on down here. A misshapen cracker is nothing more than someone seeing what they want to see.

    That being said, there is one thing even I'd call a sign from God. My aunt's dogwood tree. Ask any nursery and they'll tell you, a dogwood blooms once a year, between April and June, depending on the weather. But still, only once. My aunt was very sick in her last year's and, somehow, whenever she was feeling her worst, regardless of the time of year, that tree would bloom. Usually, just one flower but, that was enough.
     
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    Funny story, when I was a kid and I'd hear people yelling "JESUS CHRIST" in anger... I always thought they were saying "Cheesus".

    #notraisedinthechurch
     
  13. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    I've never seen Jesus in my club sandwich. I am a bad believer :(
     
  14. terry78 My name is Stefan, sweet thang

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    The pastor is going to tell you that you're catering to the ways of the world. That sandwich bread should be unleavened.
     
  15. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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  16. kedrell Fork&SpoonOperator

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    I bet some guy at the cracker factory is getting a good laugh right about now.
     
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    I practically ate a bagful of the pizza goldfish crackers and didn't see a thing. :o
     
  18. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    Technically, if you believe in the older Christian symbols, that entire box of goldfish crackers is a sign from god.
     
  19. lordofthenerds Not a Goddamn Side-Kick

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    Jesus has a 9 to 5 shift at the Pepperidge Farm factory.
     
  20. Sawyer High King

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    It's pronounced He-Soos. :oldrazz:
     
  21. Mace Bloodstone Registered

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    Don't you people see this truly is a miracle, shows that a company is still in the U.S.!!
     
  22. Immortalfire In the pale moonlight

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    Maybe it is a sign from God. Maybe He's telling her she eats too many crackers!
     
  23. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    And immigration officers are kicking down his door as we speak.
     
  24. Mondragon My other Avi is Gaucho Mickey

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    So weird, I just got this one... What does it mean?

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    God's telling you that the creationists are full of it.
     

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