Following in the recent trend of terrifying news articles...

[AlteredEgo]

A man was robbed of his tacos at gunpoint.
It's older news, 2008 to be exact, but don't assume that means this kinda thing doesn't happen anymore. Just because the mainstream media chooses to shy away from these unsung taco crimes doesn't mean they don't exist. Always keep an eye out for the Taco Bandit.

 

[katie_girl09]

That's just sad.

 

[Majic Walrus]

You know I don't say this often but if you're hungry enough to take a man's tacos at gunpoint you probably need the tacos more than he did anyway.

 

[AlteredEgo]

You know I don't say this often but if you're hungry enough to take a man's tacos at gunpoint you probably need the tacos more than he did anyway.

Always the devil's advocate.

 

[SuperFerret]

Not the tacos. NOT THE TACOS! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO!

 

[Addendum]

The police have issued this sketch of the suspect

 

[Manic]

Wow. Those must be some really good tacos.

 

[SuperFerret]

The police have issued this sketch of the suspect

Are those... sticks of butter... with triggers?

 

[Wolfwood]

I believe they might be burritos.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

inb4unfunnydeadpoolreferences.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

And there comes Ace of Knaves right around the corner.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Where the hell are the Taco Police when you need them?!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Where the hell are the Taco Police when you need them?!

Eating Donuts.

 

[NotAHenchwench]

Eating Donuts.

Then I suppose they aren't the Taco Police.