Forget Pepsi, Forget Coke. Drink TENTACLE GRAPE!

[Specter313]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica]NEW DRINKS BRAND HAS REACH[/FONT]

Are you a cosplayer? Do you know someone who cosplays? Do you think what they really need in life is yet another dose of caffeine?


"Tentacle Grape" is a new soda drink from Mnemosyne.


Okay, I'll try a bottle.


Apparently six packs come with either free bumper stickers or condoms. Tentacle sized, I hope.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=19384


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I'm speechless.

 

[Silk Spectre]

I am assuming Furry Fruit doesn't have the same appeal as Tentacle Grape.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Oh, crap, it comes with Condoms? You didn't tell me that part?! That's the deal sealer for me.

 

[Sawyer]

At first glance, I thought I read "Forget Pepsi, Forget Coke, Drink TESTICLE GRAPE!"

I was like, what the hell is a testicle grape?!

 

[rizzo51]

At first glance, I thought I read "Forget Pepsi, Forget Coke, Drink TESTICLE GRAPE!"

I was like, what the hell is a testicle grape?!

 

[Showtime]

At first glance, I thought I read "Forget Pepsi, Forget Coke, Drink TESTICLE GRAPE!"

I was like, what the hell is a testicle grape?!

I am assuming Furry Fruit doesn't have the same appeal as Tentacle Grape.

Wowzers.

 

[Mike_D202]

Does it come with multiple tentacle penetration?

 

[Addendum]

Now my mouth can pixelate when I drink from the bottle

 

[POWdER-man]

"Drink Tentacle Grape, the drink that rapes little girls."

 

[Avangarde]

It was only a matter of time before hentai made it big

 

[bunk]

Sugar. Water. Purple. I want some Tentacle Grape Drink baby!

 

[rizzo51]

"Drink Tentacle Grape, the drink that rapes little girls."

 

[Addendum]

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"Drink Tentacle Grape, the drink that rapes little girls."

 

[rizzo51]

lol pedobear strikes again

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Sugar. Water. Purple. I want some Tentacle Grape Drink baby!

hahahahaha

"I want that purple stuff..."

 

[Addendum]

hahahahaha

"I want that purple stuff..."

If the purple stuff in the fridge was Tentacle Grape, would you still get Sunny D?

 

[Poetic Chaos]

There are many beverages including Tentacle Grape I would take over Sunny D.

 

[Speedball]

Hmm... anyone else get a Cloverfield promo vibe from this?

 

[Addendum]

No, since tentacle rape anime existed long before Cloverfield was thought up

 

[Marx]

Oh my...

 

[MaskedManJRK]

That's AWESOME. I would totally drink some of that. t:

 

[Fading]

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=19384


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I'm speechless.

And with this, the 4chan servers crash as they are flooded with talk of,

Anonymous: "OMG AWESOME, I'm getting some!!!"
Anonymous: "Heh, he said getting some"
FurryFan56: "dude this sucks, that school girl doesn't have a penis"
Anonymous: "BAN! Looks like western art!"
ChuckNoriss: "fap fap fap"

 

[knowsbleed]

Sugar. Water. Purple. I want some Tentacle Grape Drink baby!

t:




I'm all about some tentacle grape. I wonder if there's a support group.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

t:




I'm all about some tentacle grape. I wonder if there's a support group.

Yep, hosted by Pedobear himself. With frequent seminars by Chris Hansen.

 

[Speedball]

No, since tentacle rape anime existed long before Cloverfield was thought up

STOP CRUSHING MY DREAMS!!!
*runs out of thread, crying*