French Fries, Ranked

[Sawyer]

Two thoughts:

1. Tater tots being that high, or even present at all, is a reach.
2. Maybe it's just my love for KFC's wedges, but steak fries being ranked above wedges is pure slander.

 

[psylockolussus]

Its just someone's ranking, no need to take it so seriously.

I didn't know French Fries come in different shapes and sizes.

Anyway, curly fries are the best! If McDonalds had them all year, I wouldn't be this skinny.

 

[2kt09]

Tater tots are a school lunch staple.

 

[Sawyer]

Doesn't make them french fries, though.

 

[psylockolussus]

They're delicious though.

 

[Pink Ranger]

British chips being ranked so low might spark another world war.

 

[Lighthouse]

This chart is an abomination.

 

[Marvolo]

Two thoughts:

1. Tater tots being that high, or even present at all, is a reach.
2. Maybe it's just my love for KFC's wedges, but steak fries being ranked above wedges is pure slander.

1. Standard Cut
2. Curly
3. Tater tots
4. Wedges
5. British Chips
6. Pomme Soufflés
7. Shoestring
8. Steak
9. Crinkle
10. Cheese
11. Chilli cheese

The rest I wouldnt bother with.

Waffle fries shouldnt even be on that list...or any list. They belong in the grease trap where all the grease and filth go.

 

[THUNDERSTRIKE]

the order of that list is a f***ing joke...

 

[Perfect Cell]

If you're going to count cheese fries, then the clear #1 is poutine. There is no debate about this.

 

[Greens]

At least they took Belgian fries (you know, REAL, ACTUAL fries) into account.

1. Belgian
2. Steak
3. Crinkle-cut
4. Standard cut

The rest is ****.

 

[Sawyer]

The rest is ****.

You ranked steak fries second. Your tastes aren't to be trusted.

 

[Lighthouse]

You ranked steak fries second. Your tastes aren't to be trusted.

Crispy steak fries are delicious, charlatan.

 

[Immortalfire]

Tots aren't fries, they're tots.

That said, steak fries with 57 Sauce

 

[Midnyte_Sun]

Shouldn't Poutine be considered a Fries dish? As well as Togarashi Fries?

Togarashi Fries

Poutine

 

[Erzengel]

Poutine is the best.

But I do agree Waffle fries are #1 but I do love Tornado "fries" at a fair.

 

[Greens]

The only food that should be waffle shaped is... waffles.

 

[Erzengel]

You're a waffle.

 

[Lasirius]

Garlic curly fries should be in this horrible list.

 

[Pink Ranger]

This list doesn't even make sense anyway. They are fallaciously including both actual types of fried potato, and then recipes that use said fried potatoes. It's like ranking what the best cut of steak is, and including options like Steak Diane and Salisbury Steak.

 

[Iceman]

The only food that should be waffle shaped is... waffles.

They should have first priority at least.

 

[BillPardy]

http://smokespoutinerie.com/menu/

 

[Warhammer]

I loathe crinkle cut.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I find shoestring fries abhorrent.

 

[Erzengel]

Guys, guys. Steak fries are the worst.