Friends can be super idiots

[J. J. Jameson]

So I'm in school on Friday and I'm getting ready for lunch. I put my backpack on my locker like I always do til after lunch. So I go to lunch, come back, and see my backpack on the floor...a 6 foot drop from the top of my locker. In the second pocket back in my backpack I store my little best friend, my PalmOne Zire 72. My heart skips a beat as I think about what fate may have befallen my little buddy. As I get to my next class, I open up my Palm's case to find a shattered LCD screen. I can't think straight. And I panic.
Now, I know that my backpack didn't fall by itself because it wasn't near the edge, so that means someone pushed it. Surely it wouldn't be one of my friends, because they all know I keep it there and respect it. (I attend a private school, so I have a small class). For the sake of my dead PDA, I ask who pulled my backpack down. I didn't expect a response. However, I'm horrified to see my one friend laughing and claiming responsibility for it! All he said was "Well, um, sorry." and "You should have insurance". Idiot! He could at least feel remorseful about it!

I went and bought a new PDA, an Axim X51. And an assortment of saftey accesories. RIP, little Palm.


Anyone else have friends that do this kind of junk? Share some stories.

 

[CorporalHicks]

Kick His Ass

 

[JLBats]

This thread would be better had you called it "Super Friends can be Super Idiots"

 

[November Rain]

no i don't have any stories about bag-falling-sabotage based friend betrayal, sorry...

 

[USMC]

Kick him in the balls.

Then throw him over a ledge.

 

[Darthphere]

Lets look at the details:

1.You go to private school.
2. You have a Palm Pilot.
3.Friends a *****e.
4. Broken Palm Pilot.
5. Buy new one, with extra stuff.

This all leads me to believe youre wealthy and the fact that you were able to buy a new one on the spot means you have nothing to complain about.

 

[The Man Of 16]

Make sure the cost of his medical bill is equal to that of your PDA

 

[USMC]

Lets look at the details:

1.You go to private school.
2. You have a Palm Pilot.
3.Friends a *****e.
4. Broken Palm Pilot.
5. Buy new one, with extra stuff.

This all leads me to believe youre wealthy and the fact that you were able to buy a new one on the spot means you have nothing to complain about.

Snap.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

So I'm in school on Friday and I'm getting ready for lunch. I put my backpack on my locker like I always do til after lunch. So I go to lunch, come back, and see my backpack on the floor...a 6 foot drop from the top of my locker. In the second pocket back in my backpack I store my little best friend, my PalmOne Zire 72. My heart skips a beat as I think about what fate may have befallen my little buddy. As I get to my next class, I open up my Palm's case to find a shattered LCD screen. I can't think straight. And I panic.
Now, I know that my backpack didn't fall by itself because it wasn't near the edge, so that means someone pushed it. Surely it wouldn't be one of my friends, because they all know I keep it there and respect it. (I attend a private school, so I have a small class). For the sake of my dead PDA, I ask who pulled my backpack down. I didn't expect a response. However, I'm horrified to see my one friend laughing and claiming responsibility for it! All he said was "Well, um, sorry." and "You should have insurance". Idiot! He could at least feel remorseful about it!

I went and bought a new PDA, an Axim X51. And an assortment of saftey accesories. RIP, little Palm.


Anyone else have friends that do this kind of junk? Share some stories.

once a friend of mine borrowed my mercedez and wrecked it, I had to buy a jaguar, Oh the indignity!
and the trunk was filled with caviar and rare cheese from the deepest reaches of Idaho! and when I comfronted him he was like "Well, um, sorry." and "You should have insurance" (maybe they know each other) needless to say , I had my butler escort him out of my estate, post haste.

 

[webhead731]

So I'm in school on Friday and I'm getting ready for lunch. I put my backpack on my locker like I always do til after lunch. So I go to lunch, come back, and see my backpack on the floor...a 6 foot drop from the top of my locker. In the second pocket back in my backpack I store my little best friend, my PalmOne Zire 72. My heart skips a beat as I think about what fate may have befallen my little buddy. As I get to my next class, I open up my Palm's case to find a shattered LCD screen. I can't think straight. And I panic.
Now, I know that my backpack didn't fall by itself because it wasn't near the edge, so that means someone pushed it. Surely it wouldn't be one of my friends, because they all know I keep it there and respect it. (I attend a private school, so I have a small class). For the sake of my dead PDA, I ask who pulled my backpack down. I didn't expect a response. However, I'm horrified to see my one friend laughing and claiming responsibility for it! All he said was "Well, um, sorry." and "You should have insurance". Idiot! He could at least feel remorseful about it!

I went and bought a new PDA, an Axim X51. And an assortment of saftey accesories. RIP, little Palm.


Anyone else have friends that do this kind of junk? Share some stories.

Break something of his and laugh.









Seriously, what a butthole.
My friends have done some stupid things but they never broke something of mine.



Don't break something of his though lol. I was kidding.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Lets look at the details:

1.You go to private school.
2. You have a Palm Pilot.
3.Friends a *****e.
4. Broken Palm Pilot.
5. Buy new one, with extra stuff.

This all leads me to believe youre wealthy and the fact that you were able to buy a new one on the spot means you have nothing to complain about.

Ummm...you don't have cameras do you?

Honestly, I'm not wealthy. But I do take pride in some expensive items.

When you add up the figures, I probably spend no more than anyone else in my area because they spend money on:
1. Sports
2. Hunting
3. Big trips
4. Guns...lots of guns
5. Four wheelers
and I don't. I had that Palm for almost 2 years. its not like I go buy one every 6 months or something.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

once a friend of mine borrowed my mercedez and wrecked it, I had to buy a jaguar, Oh the indignity!
and the trunk was filled with caviar and rare cheese from the deepest reaches of Idaho! and when I comfronted him he was like "Well, um, sorry." and "You should have insurance" (maybe they know each other) needless to say , I had my butler escort him out of my estate, post haste.

You mock me.

 

[Topdawg]

Lets look at the details:

1.You go to private school.
2. You have a Palm Pilot.
3.Friends a *****e.
4. Broken Palm Pilot.
5. Buy new one, with extra stuff.

This all leads me to believe youre wealthy and the fact that you were able to buy a new one on the spot means you have nothing to complain about.

thats sums it up, thread can be closed.lol

 

[Mr Sparkle]

mercedes benz poor car.

 

[dmcnx]

once a friend of mine borrowed my mercedez and wrecked it, I had to buy a jaguar, Oh the indignity!
and the trunk was filled with caviar and rare cheese from the deepest reaches of Idaho! and when I comfronted him he was like "Well, um, sorry." and "You should have insurance" (maybe they know each other) needless to say , I had my butler escort him out of my estate, post haste.

I was gonna sig that, but having you there twice is a tad gay, ta

 

[Topdawg]

So, why were you pissed off when you could buy new one just like that?

 

[Iglius]

Yeah, I have this friend, hes, well, my best friend, and then I have this girl I like. He was trying to set me up with her for the longest time, and then just the other day I find out they've been going to the movies together and they used to like each other. And they only admitted to it when I found out. Theres way more details, but I get mad every time I think about it.

 

[Topdawg]

^That sucks dude!LOL

 

[J. J. Jameson]

So, why were you pissed off when you could buy new one just like that?

Well I didn't know I could replace it at the time...however when I got home, I remembered there was some money set back for a trip that I never went on and that pretty much covered it.

 

[Kanon]

Anyone else got scared that his best friend stored in the backpack was some sort of animal, like a hampster, and not some stupid palm?

 

[SLVRSR4]

My friends used to always put my toys in sexual positions and ended up breaking them

 

[Topdawg]

Well I didn't know I could replace it at the time...however when I got home, I remembered there was some money set back for a trip that I never went on and that pretty much covered it.

ok, that makes sense.

 

[Iglius]

^That sucks dude!LOL

Yeah, and the scary thing is, me and a bunch of friends have kind of made ourselves into the That 70's Show kids, where I'm Eric, my best friend is Hyde, and that girl I like is Donna. Hyde tried to get Donna in the beginning of the show. It all works, in a sick way. But Eric gets Donna in the end.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

Anyone else got scared that his best friend stored in the backpack was some sort of animal, like a hampster, and not some stupid palm?

Um, I don't think so.

 

[Topdawg]

Yeah, and the scary thing is, me and a bunch of friends have kind of made ourselves into the That 70's Show kids, where I'm Eric, my best friend is Hyde, and that girl I like is Donna. Hyde tried to get Donna in the beginning of the show. It all works, in a sick way. But Eric gets Donna in the end.

ahaha, yeah dont worry you'll get donna at the end.lol