Funniest Lines of X3?

[RagingTempest]

What do you think was the funniest line?

"I'm the Juggernaut, b!*ch" had the whole audience laughing like crazy!!!

 

[Karea07]

The guard talking to Mystique...

and Kitty's response to Juggs.

 

[Avalanche]

^ Didn't get a single laugh in my showing!

Kitty's response to his accusation of hide and seek did however, as did Wolverine kicking another mutant where it hurts. The latter got by far the biggest laugh of the movie. Mystique threatening to kill someone as a child also got a good laugh.

 

[*xmenfan*]

" i need to got for a pee"
"i'm the juggernaught b**ch"
" we are not hidding D***head"
" did he just call me boy?"

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Professor X: Storm I'd like you to take over after I am gone I laughed so hard at that.

 

[Threshold]

funniest moment wasn't a line, but the woman locking her car door in front of Magneto and the brotherhood on the bridge.

 

[webhead731]

Everyone in my theater laughed at everything that was supposed to be funny.

My favorites were,

Wolverine kept on cutting that mutant's arms off and they were growing back, then he kicks him between the legs and says "Grow those back."

Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut b----!!!!

Juggernaut: I'm the wrong guy to play hide and seek with.

Kitty Pryde: I'm not playing D--- head.


And everything else LOL!

This is the funniest Marvel movie in my opinion.

 

[*xmenfan*]

Everyone in my theater laughed at everything that was supposed to be funny.

My favorites were,

Wolverine kept on cutting that mutant's arms off and they were growing back, then he kicks him between the legs and says "Grow those back."

Juggernaut: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut b----!!!!

Juggernaut: I'm the wrong guy to play hide and seek with.

Kitty Pryde: I'm not playing D--- head.


And everything else LOL!

This is the funniest Marvel movie in my opinion.

yep it is

 

[RagingTempest]

Professor X: Storm I'd like you to take over after I am gone I laughed so hard at that.

That sucks....... for you!!!

 

[webhead731]

Oh, one more, it really wasn't in the movie though.

When Wolverine and Jean were making out some guy in the theater was like "Yeah go blow up another one."

Cracked me up.

 

[RagingTempest]

Oh, one more, it really wasn't in the movie though.

When Wolverine and Jean were making out some guy in the theater was like "Yeah go blow up another one."

Cracked me up.

Yeah, people during the movie were making funny remarks, too!!!

 

[Chuck_the_bear]

Storm to beast: I love what you've done with ya hair


and the guard "keep it up, i'll mace ya in the face *****" LOL man that made me laugh

 

[webhead731]

Storm to beast: I love what you've done with ya hair


and the guard "keep it up, i'll mace ya in the face *****" LOL man that made me laugh

When Juggs said b---- and the guard said b---- everyone laughed pretty hard.

 

[Chuck_the_bear]

I think the B word just makes everyone laugh

 

[javi1024]

What do you think was the funniest line?

"I'm the Juggernaut, b!*ch" had the whole audience laughing like crazy!!!

hated that stupid line

 

[NocturnalMadman]

I honestly can't remember the funny 'cos it was so heavy and made me so sad.

There were quite a few laughs from the audience like the kick in the balls. "Juggs "i need a pee" was SO embaressing. shoulda been p!ss and even that stinks.

Colossus carrying the huge tv got a few laughs...it just p!ssed me off 'cos he doesnt have super strength in human form...

 

[Mic]

Alot of beasts lines got laughs.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Kittys line was pretty cool. That made me laugh the most.

 

[lordofthenerds]

Alot of beasts lines got laughs.

Oh my stars and garters!

 

[webhead731]

Another thing that happened in the theater.

One of my friends I saw it with asked me "Is that guy gay?" (Meaning Arclight.)
And I'm like "No that's a woman."

Then he just said "Oh."

 

[RockStarDude]

"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned."

 

[NocturnalMadman]

Oh my stars and garters!

maybe he'd just noticed the neck line on the blue sweater he was wearing...

 

[dr venture]

"I'm the Juggernaut *****"

"I'll spray you in the face *****"

 

[The Apocalypse]

hahaha at that..this dude behind me at the end was like.."damn son..this bridge need sum fixin up" i thought that was funny the way he said it.

 

[dr venture]

Another thing that happened in the theater.

One of my friends I saw it with asked me "Is that guy gay?" (Meaning Arclight.)
And I'm like "No that's a woman."

Then he just said "Oh."

When I saw it a lot people were saying the same thing.