Okay, I guess I'll have to plead guilty to the mass murder of koopas, space pirates, stalfoses, moscow citizens, ninjas, locousts and countless races of the virtual world. Lock me up for the rest of my natural life, I feel so horrible for my crimes against viturality. I thought it was all fun and games riping off Liu Kang's head and spine, but that was so wrong. I think I probably single handedly put Umbrella Corp. Zombie's on the endangered species list.
Maybe all games from now on should end with your character sitting in front of a judge and being read all the crimes you committed over the course of the game.
"Yes, Mr. Mario, I'm sure you felt very strongly when the princess was kidnapped, but that does not give you the right to invade the mushroom kingdom and exterminate our koopa population in you attempt to get her back. We do have law enforcement here, if you just would have contacted the proper authorities, all this might have been avoided. Due to this laundry list of crimes you aren't even going to be able to spend time with the princess you worked so hard to save."
