Games You Play - While Sittin' on da' Toilet

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  1. Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    We all do it, so there's no need to pretend like you don't! So admit it - what games OCCUPY your time?

    I must admit, a good "Scramble with Friends" is quick-and-easy. Just how I like it.
     
  2. Travesty Registered

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    Games on the toilet? You have got to be ****in me.
     
  3. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    I never understood how people have time to read, play games, etc., on the can. I must be the only non-constipated person on the planet.
     
  4. The Squirrel Le Rongeur

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    Well I like to sit down and play a good game of Monopoly with whoever is in the stall next to me. :o
     
  5. The Apocalypse Registered

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    Right now I'm playing some game called Mayhem. Usually I read a mag though. Only when I'm at home I'll do this though. If I have to go in public, I'm in-and-out as fast as possible.
     
  6. Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    Haha. You're a Poop-Hyper. You just ousted yourself.
     
  7. Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    I see what you did there.
     
  8. Hotwire Dealin' W/ Demons

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    Usually run through Draw Something, Hanging, and Words. Sometimes Angry Birds. However, on my most recent trip, I'm typing this post.
     
  9. DorkyFresh Sum Dum Goy

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    I play my ukulele on the pooper...is that weird?
     
  10. The Apocalypse Registered

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    More productive than playing a game I guess.
     
  11. SPider-T0rch It's been awhile

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    Sometimes I sit on the toilet to play a game on my iPod when I don't even need to do the doo. One time, I spent more than half an hour catching up on my Draw Something games.
     
  12. Duke Registered

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    A good magazine, Ipod Touch, or 3DS, only if I'm at home. I avoid using the public can as much as possible. :ninja:
     
  13. Mace Bloodstone Registered

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    I don't know how people can unload in the bathrooms at restaurants. I'm just in there to wash my hands and I hear bombs going off in the stalls.
     
  14. bullets bang bang

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    I can't stand it either. If someone at work is in one of the stalls I'll try to hold it until they leave.


    I've played Angry birds once or twice but prefer to read.
     
  15. Marvolo Registered

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    If you have time to play a game or read while on the toilet you need to get more fiber in your diet or see a doctor. Shouldnt take that long to ****.
     
  16. Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    Rofl.

    I hate it when you're at the urinals, and someone walks up next to you, and drops a fart out of nowhere. It's like .. where the **** in the rules does it say you can lay a stink-bomb off at the urinals?! Is that socially acceptable? If it's not, I wouldn't be surprised .. they people doing those acts usually have mullets.
     
  17. SPider-T0rch It's been awhile

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    Well, no one should use the urinal next to the one you're using anyway. I'm pretty that's a common rule, unless all the other toilets and urinals are occupied.
     
  18. ThDWgeek Registered

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    Yeah, I thought everyone knew that was the second most important rule of the men's room. Obviously with the first being "no talking".
     
  19. Lasirius tarifa

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  20. mrvlknight21 Pullups for breakfast!!

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    Im with you on this. They all ask how I can be done so fast.
     
  21. Pink Ranger The North Remembers

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    You and I have our differences, but in this case I think our shared committment to a healthy lifestyle plays a big role in our ... personal habits in that area. I think there's something seriously wrong with somebody health-wise if they can complete at least half a sodoku on the porcelain throne. You might as well phone your doctor right now to save time and tell him you'll have colon cancer in 10 years.
     
  22. chamber-music Infinity Ammo

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    Games on the toilet?
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  23. Drizzle Yesferatu

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    I'm in that camp too. I have no desire to sit on the toilet any longer than I need to. I just drop the bomb and leave. Unless it's diarrhea. That's a different beast.
     
  24. Schlosser85 Registered

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    Same.

    I just go in, do my business, and leave.
     
  25. Maximum Carnage Tanned User

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    Angry Birds just doesn't feel .. right, though. Without some toilet action. :/
     

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