German chops off head with chainsaw - American copycat tries, but fails

[Fran]

German man chops off head with chainsaw

A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw after stabbing his 70-year-old father to death in their apartment in the German city of Cologne, police said. The body of the offender, 24, was found headless when police raced to the apartment after an emergency call, apparently from the dying father, had been broken off in mid-sentence.
Alf Willwacher, a senior prosecutor, said an electric chainsaw was next to the son's body.
"We do not believe any third party was involved,'' he said.
Neighbours said the father and son had been reclusive since the death of the mother, allegedly by suicide, several years ago.

American copycat screws it up!

Man decapitates woman, then attempts it on himself

From a Times Staff Writer
1:39 PM PDT, May 8, 2007

La Habra police said today that a man decapitated a woman with a circular saw and then tried to cut off his own head. He died of severe injuries to his neck.

Police discovered the grisly scene when they responded to a 911 call at 5:30 a.m. Police spokeswoman Cindy Knapp said the couple, both adults, were found in a bedroom of a house in the 700 block of East Pinehurst.

Three other adults and a juvenile who were in the three-bedroom home at the time were removed while police waited for a judge to issue a search warrant. The home was rented to two people, Knapp said.

The identities of the couple have not been released, and police were not sure of their relationship. The investigation is continuing.

 

[amazingdm]

pics?

 

[Fran]

Yeah...

 

[amazingdm]

where??

 

[Fran]

Posting a decapitated head on here = bad news.

You can go ahead and try it if you want.

 

[amazingdm]

nah, not feeling the ban vibe just yet here... just wanted a peek

 

[Orko Is King]

La Habra is the city next to mine (Whittier).

 

[tzarinna]

Why is it that the first link is to a image?

 

[Sandman138]

Posting a decapitated head on here = bad news.

You can go ahead and try it if you want.

Yay puns.

 

[The Lizard]

This proves once again that Amercians will always fail in their attempts to be as bizarre and f***ed up as the Germans.

 

[Pythenis]

Germany = 1

USA = nill

 

[Dope Nose]

the copycat's problem was that he used a circular saw instead of a chainsaw. first and foremost you need the right tools for the job.

 

[SLVRSR4]

What can possibly top this in a bizarre murder suicide?

 

[Fran]

Why is it that the first link is to a image?

Oh crap.

I'll fix it eventually.